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do you flirt with the waiter or waitress to get something for free

do you flirt with the waiter or waitress to get something for free 
Author: LAKERSCMXCIX 
Posted: 04/02 12:02 AM 
 
my wife and I are guilty of this both and we do it all the time.

last time i flirted my ass of to this waitress named rebecca we were at this hole in the wall mexican rest and we got our side salads extra margarita and a flan for free.

my wife flirted with the chef at wabi sabi teppan and grill and he bought her a sake and added shrimp to her meal

I even flirt with the gay waiter at ruth's chris and my wife and I got our glasses of wine for free...

LOL... i have no shame my karma would feel alot better if im not the only one doing this


 
Author: chef 
Posted: 04/02 1:40 AM 
 
When they ask me if I want to hear the daily specials, I always reply:

"Not if you want to keep your spleen"


 
Author: encina1 
Posted: 04/02 5:44 AM 
 
I skip the flirting and go straight for the sex on the salad bar.

The wife doesn't seem to mind.


 
Author: TACH 
Posted: 04/02 6:25 AM 
 
No, but they flirt with me.... it pisses off the wife...


 
Author: oldschool32 
Posted: 04/02 7:09 AM 
 
encina1 wrote:
I skip the flirting and go straight for the sex on the salad bar.

The wife doesn't seem to mind.


 
Author: TNLakersFanInLA 
Posted: 04/02 7:22 AM 
 
encina1 wrote:
I skip the flirting and go straight for the sex on the salad bar.

The wife doesn't seem to mind.


Just watch out for the raisons, they stick to your leg...


 
Author: Socks 
Posted: 04/02 9:10 AM 
 
chef wrote:
When they ask me if I want to hear the daily specials, I always reply:

"Not if you want to keep your spleen"


Always knew you were an american psycho


 
Author: Socks 
Posted: 04/02 9:10 AM 
 
TNLakersFan wrote:
encina1 wrote:
I skip the flirting and go straight for the sex on the salad bar.

The wife doesn't seem to mind.


Just watch out for the raisons, they stick to your leg...


And the croutons man, the croutons...you don't want those getting into bad places...


 
Author: 24 
Posted: 04/02 9:12 AM 
 
encina1 wrote:
I skip the flirting and go straight for the sex on the salad bar.

The wife doesn't seem to mind.


I am now quite suspiscious of the house dressing...


 
Author: LAKERSCMXCIX 
Posted: 04/02 9:29 AM 
 
TACH wrote:
No, but they flirt with me.... it pisses off the wife...



ooo jealous wife? not good


 
Author: JIFISH 
Posted: 04/02 9:32 AM 
 
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.


 
Author: PwrGetter 
Posted: 04/02 9:33 AM 
 
embarassing.


 
Author: LAKERSCMXCIX 
Posted: 04/02 9:34 AM 
 
JIFISH wrote:
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.



wow! what restaurant do you go to? i never heard of of them giving away alcohol and desserts for free.


 
Author: LAKERSCMXCIX 
Posted: 04/02 9:35 AM 
 
24 wrote:
encina1 wrote:
I skip the flirting and go straight for the sex on the salad bar.

The wife doesn't seem to mind.


I am now quite suspiscious of the house dressing...



dont eat the ranch


 
Author: Alpha 
Posted: 04/02 11:09 AM 
 
Lakers999 wrote:
JIFISH wrote:
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.



wow! what restaurant do you go to? i never heard of of them giving away alcohol and desserts for free.


They do that at every restaurant... lol, you actually thought it was your flirting?!?




j/p

... and yes 24... just say no to dressing... I don't even want to think about the italian and french


 
Author: 24 
Posted: 04/02 11:12 AM 
 
Alpha wrote:
Lakers999 wrote:
JIFISH wrote:
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.



wow! what restaurant do you go to? i never heard of of them giving away alcohol and desserts for free.


They do that at every restaurant... lol, you actually thought it was your flirting?!?




j/p

... and yes 24... just say no to dressing... I don't even want to think about the italian and french


Tuna Salad anyone??


 
Author: TheRod 
Posted: 04/02 11:22 AM 
 
24 wrote:
Alpha wrote:
Lakers999 wrote:
JIFISH wrote:
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.



wow! what restaurant do you go to? i never heard of of them giving away alcohol and desserts for free.


They do that at every restaurant... lol, you actually thought it was your flirting?!?




j/p

... and yes 24... just say no to dressing... I don't even want to think about the italian and french


Tuna Salad anyone??




I'm surprised it took that long to get off a Tuna blast in this thread.


 
Author: LAKERSCMXCIX 
Posted: 04/02 11:38 AM 
 
Alpha wrote:
Lakers999 wrote:
JIFISH wrote:
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.



wow! what restaurant do you go to? i never heard of of them giving away alcohol and desserts for free.


They do that at every restaurant... lol, you actually thought it was your flirting?!?




j/p

... and yes 24... just say no to dressing... I don't even want to think about the italian and french



shoot ya you better be playing i know our game is good

I challenge any couple


 
Author: 24 
Posted: 04/02 1:52 PM 
 
Alpha wrote:
Lakers999 wrote:
JIFISH wrote:
I'm 63, short, bald, and a little overweight. Flirting with waitresses doesn't do me nearly as much good as leaving a big tip.

And, btw, it's really not uncommon for waiters and waitresses to "forget" to charge you for salads, drinks, desserts, etc. in hopes that you will reciprocate by leaving a larger tip.



wow! what restaurant do you go to? i never heard of of them giving away alcohol and desserts for free.


They do that at every restaurant... lol, you actually thought it was your flirting?!?




j/p

... and yes 24... just say no to dressing... I don't even want to think about the italian and french


Slightly off topic (weird in the OT forum, huh?), but good thing there's no German dressing, or there would likely be no French or Italian dressing, creamy or otherwise...

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