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Warlord23
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| UCSDKID wrote: | I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high
Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high
Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high |
Hilarious!!!   |
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sodapoppenski
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Apple pie dammit!
Cannibalism, you know - cuz Zev has a chicken icon and it would be ch---
Oh nevermind. |
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UCSDKID
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| targetman wrote: |
Hey Rook, you have found your calling! Can you come up with some catchy tunes for Kwame now? |
Sure, do you have a particular song in mind or would you like the same Afroman song? Let me know what you want and I will try to write one later when I get some free time.
I am glad you all enjoyed it so much. |
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targetman
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| UCSDKID wrote: | | targetman wrote: |
Hey Rook, you have found your calling! Can you come up with some catchy tunes for Kwame now? |
Sure, do you have a particular song in mind or would you like the same Afroman song? Let me know what you want and I will try to write one later when I get some free time.
I am glad you all enjoyed it so much. |
I'd suggest Swannee but I don't think anyone else is old enough to have heard of it. Pick any song you want
How about Brick Hands by the Commodores?
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shnjb
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Representing UCSD! |
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lakersdynasty999
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Posts: 1893
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| UCSDKID wrote: | I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high
Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high
Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high |
well done...i love lamar, but that was well thought out, and u even found out how to get kwame involved...
  
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lakersdynasty999
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| UCSDKID wrote: | | targetman wrote: |
Hey Rook, you have found your calling! Can you come up with some catchy tunes for Kwame now? |
Sure, do you have a particular song in mind or would you like the same Afroman song? Let me know what you want and I will try to write one later when I get some free time.
I am glad you all enjoyed it so much. |
suprise us!
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Shapecity
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| UCSDKID -- Great stuff. |
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PiPisKobesByatch
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| ahhh.. great SD minds think alike -- because they're f'd up from too much boozin. |
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UCSDKID
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| targetman wrote: |
How about Brick Hands by the Commodores? |
As requested......
Here are lyrics to the original for reference:
Chorus:
She’s a brick----house
Mighty might just lettin’ it all hang out
She’s a brick----house
The lady’s stacked and that’s a fact,
Ain’t holding nothing back.
She’s a brick----house
She’s the one, the only one,
Who’s built like a amazon [pronounced am-a-ka-zawn]
We’re together everybody knows,
And here’s how the story goes.
1. she knows she got everything
A woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she lose with what she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!
Chorus
2. the clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
Make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she’s built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees
Chorus
Bridge
Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)
and here is my Kwame Brown parody. I hope you enjoy it:
Chorus
He’s got brick -- hands,
Kwame Kwame, the worst without a doubt,
He’s got brick – hands,
The guy is wack, and fact,
Can’t even make a put-back.
He’s got brick – hands,
He’s the one, the only one,
Who’s dumb as Bill Walton,
He was the number one pick, everybody knows,
And here’s how the story goes.
1. He knows he can’t catch a thing,
And will probably never win a ring, yeah
But he doesn’t shed a single tear,
6-6-1, and making eight mil’ a year (6-6-1 is Avg pts-reb-ast)
Chorus
2. Passes he drops, shots gone astray,
Make Phil wish, for the Horace Grant days,
He knows he sucks, and plays with no energy,
He’s worse than Turiaf, coming off heart surgery,
Chorus
Bridge
Sit him down, sit him down now (repeat)
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uberzev
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^^^ ^^^
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jwbrown77
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| Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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He’s the one, the only one,
Who’s dumb as Bill Walton,
AWESOME. |
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