Baghdad Bobbify the rosy view painted by the Lakers brass

uberzev

Here's a nice page for inspiration...
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/#quotes

Ok I can't think of anything right now but I'm sure someone here can make a funny.

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DocK36 · Franchise Player Joined: 19 Apr 2001 Posts: 19454

"No one wants to face the Lakers the first round, why do you think teams like San Antonio and Phoenix is losing on purpose to get out of the first seed?"
"Bynum and Wafer will be unleashed comes playoff, in practice Wafer owns Kobe, no one can stop him. Phil decides to hold him back as a secret weapon in the playoffs. "
"All the close games that we lost, it was all planned. Phil did it on purpose. He told Lamar to turn the ball over in the Sacramento game, just like he told Smush to let them steal the ball last night. It's all a ploy to let opponents underestimate our team."
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And 1 · Star Player Joined: 12 Apr 2001 Posts: 2586

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"Phil isn't playing Bynum because he doesn't want to expose his potential to the rest of the league who will ask for him in a trade."

"We're just playing possum with our defense. We're ready to suffocate our opponent.

"Lamar is just waiting for the right moment to spring into action."

"Meow is the sound that a hungry tiger makes just before he's ready to attack!"

orwell · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:59 am Post subject:

"Puke Alton can really play basketball."

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RJBaca · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:00 am Post subject:

you guys are forgetting the blatant lying by the Minister...

"We are crushig our opponents regularly, maintaining the one seed in the west and guaranteeing home court advantage throughout the playoffs. Our making the finals is without question, and we will destroy whichever opponent we face with quickness and ease."

orwell · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

kenkoy · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:16 am Post subject:

"Mitch will make a trade or two"

"Kwame's 3rd year is a team option. The '07 plan is still intact"

"Did you catch Kobe's 81 point performance? It's fantastic!"

Scherm · Star Player Joined: 12 Apr 2001 Posts: 4155

Or you could Bushify the quotes:

"The championship season is on the march."

"Sure we drafted all the wrong people, but if I had to do it over again, I'd make the same decision."

"Running a team is hard work!"

"It's not easy being an owner in a post 9-11 world."

"We're gonna stay the course. We're not going to cut and run. Or pick and roll, for that matter."

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lakersfreak · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:37 am Post subject:

Don't forget to throw in a "triple guarantee".

http://www.sighost.us/members/Ras/baghdad_bob_a10a.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/blogpics/dec03/baghdadbob.jpg
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angrypuppy · Retired Number Joined: 13 Apr 2001 Posts: 32752

The Blazers lost last night. They committed suicide at the gates of the Rose Garden.

The Lakers are undefeated at Staples. We laugh at the lies of the U.S. press that report any loss.

Kevin Garnett has begged to join Kobe as a team mate. Minneapolis will have no choice but to surrender Garnett. The cowards won't get Andrew Bynum, or even Lamar Odom.

There is a 2007 plan. Kwame Brown has an option for 2007. His option is either drink poison, or play for the Timberwolves.

Kobe>Lebron · Star Player Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 3571

This is fun,

These comments hit a little closer to home:

"It took the lakers years to rebuild after the magic era"

"Be patient we have a young team"

"Mitch is just a figurehead"

"We feel that Kwame being only 23 has alot of upside"

"We like the players we have and once Aaron McKie returns we feel he should solidify the backcourt"

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