Tony Parker's a limp noodle in the sack

 
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Tony Parker's a limp noodle in the sack

http://darkhat.blogspot.com/2006/03/eva-longoria-is-better-at-sex.html

Contact Music is reporting that Desperate Houswives star Eva Longoria had to teach Tony Parker how to please her in the bedroom, because he is so inexperienced.

Eva admits she was the only one who knew what she was doing: "Tony's only been with one other person in his life. I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love."
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:49 am    Post subject:

What a rude (bleep). I'm sure she would've been pleased about her first lay telling others that she was lame.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:11 pm    Post subject:



you just made my day, charles. thanks!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject:

Parker's entire game is based on quickness.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:21 pm    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:25 pm    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject:

Ugh. She's nice to look at but seriously, every time she speaks it grates on my nerves.

Can you imagine how much smack Tony is gonna have to deal with from his teammates and opponents?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject:

it's too bad barkley retired, he'd give parker hell on that.

remember how much he'd get on ac green for being a virgin? he'd ride parker the whole game!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject:

Imagine the opposite

Tony "Eva is so experienced, she gets around, been with at least 100 Men.

She can teach anyone a thing or two about a thing or two...."

BTW.Not very good for the rep of the supposedly legendary Frenchman.

BTWII: I thought this was going to be a story about Tony on Viagra.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:01 pm    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
Parker's entire game is based on quickness.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject:

@ angrypuppy



Eva is a whore! "experienced" yeah right...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:53 pm    Post subject:

wow, thats (bleep) rude of her, yep im sure all couples tell the world about their private life. Like I said Goldigger.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject:

lakers0505 wrote:
wow, thats (bleep) rude of her, yep im sure all couples tell the world about their private life. Like I said Goldigger.



While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:02 pm    Post subject:

she has fame yea, but the kind of money tony parker has is above and beyond anything she will ever have. She stars on a show on ABC, Tony parker has a 60 + million dollar contract..
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:53 pm    Post subject:

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While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here...


Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:22 am    Post subject:

lakers0505 wrote:
she has fame yea, but the kind of money tony parker has is above and beyond anything she will ever have. She stars on a show on ABC, Tony parker has a 60 + million dollar contract..


She probably clears 100,000 per episode. That's like 2 million per year. Not even close to the 10 million Tony gets + endorsements. Personally, I think she's in it for the attention. Celebrities are attention whores, that's why you see her at every game with her big fat smile. Oh, and "experienced" is a euphymism for slut. With all that said, she's still hot as hell.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject:

DaggerInTheHeart wrote:
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While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here...


Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger?

Does the Pope (bleep) in the woods?

It looks at first glance like something that maybe would have been better left unsaid, but realistically, I think it's mostly guys that think that. Girls see inexperience as a positive thing, so saying that Tony didn't have a lot of experience probably didn't sound all that insulting to her when she said it.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject:

Exick wrote:
DaggerInTheHeart wrote:
Basketball Fan wrote:
While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here...


Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger?

Does the Pope (bleep) in the woods?

It looks at first glance like something that maybe would have been better left unsaid, but realistically, I think it's mostly guys that think that. Girls see inexperience as a positive thing, so saying that Tony didn't have a lot of experience probably didn't sound all that insulting to her when she said it.


Very True, guys and girls , minds are contructed differently, thats y we take in stuff different than they do ,etc..read up on it if u dont know what i mean, very interesting information.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:13 pm    Post subject:

DaggerInTheHeart wrote:
Basketball Fan wrote:
While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here...


Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger?



It wouldn't surprise me if she was but I don't know for a fact however his parents thought that for a reason...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:57 am    Post subject:

DaggerInTheHeart wrote:
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While I think most of the women that hook up with pro athletes are in it for the $$$ and fame Eva already has that without Tony so I don't get why she is labeled a golddigger here...


Do you consider Venessa Bryant a gold-digger?


i ain't saying she's a gold-digger, but she ain't messing with no broke n's.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject:

Parker is still a LITTLE FEMALE DOG.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:28 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:44 am    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
Parker's entire game is based on quickness.


Well, quickness, yes, but also penetration and going to the hole better than anyone --- this season, anyway. He also shoots for a very high percentage, so Eva may want to keep a pregnancy test handy.
Give Tony his due, or as the the French would say, his "deux."

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