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Muad'Dib
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| Nudizl_Forshizl wrote: | | TheRod wrote: | | Michlake wrote: | | "Get Down!!!"-Arnold |
I'll add to that....and I'm serious these are my favorite!
"Dillion! You son of a B AT *$%&!.......What's the matta? CIA got you pushing too man Pencils?!?!" - Predator
"Stick around!" [after sticking some dude against the wall with his knife] - Predator
"Get to the Choppah!!!" - Predator
"Kill Me! Do it! I'm rrright here! Kill me NOW!!!" - Predator
"You're one...ugly...Mutha*****" - Predator
"Let off some steam, Bennett!" - Commando
"He had to split!" [after cutting Buzzsaw in half] - Running Man
"Killian!!! Here's Sub-Zero!!! Now....PLAIN ZERO!!!!!" - Running Man
"You're Fired!" - Ture Lies
Terrorist: "So when are you going to kill me?"
Arnold: "NOW!!!!" [where he then proceeds to throw an ax like a tomahawk and kill the terrorist} - Collateral Damage
I'll try to think of more later.....Arnold has by far the GREATEST movie quotes of ALL TIME! |
lol let me add a couple for you
"Get your ass to Mars, Get your ass to Mars.."
"I've got enough (bleep) up here to (bleep) Cohagen good"
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
" Yeah, yeah"
"...I lied"
"so you cooked up a story and dropped us in a meat grinder!?"
"Hey light bulb! hey christmas tree!!"
"Phase plasma rifle, 40 watt range"
"Hey, only what you see, buddy"
and my favorite
"aliens built it" |
Transcendent cinematic prose, no doubt. Absolute genius. |
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Muad'Dib
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Clark Griswold: "Eh, uh, what it is, bro? We're from outta town..."
Dude: "No (bleep)."
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B_Rabbit1212
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big (bleep) teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big (bleep)' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these (bleep) claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these (bleep) claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like (bleep) with me?
Trent: No I'm not (bleep) with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.
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CGOC
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sexy. I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm pitchin', great hair, the guys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot I'm everything your not, I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school. Who am I, just guess, guys wanna touch my chest, I'm rockin', I smile and many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump, you can look but don't you hump. Woa! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore. We cheer and we lead and we act like we're on speed. Hate us 'coz we're beautiful, but we don't like you either. We're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders! |
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Bergamotichek
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| lakersfreak wrote: |
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya |
That was going to be my other quote, but I was in a rush this morning.
Also...
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons |
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TheRod
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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I think coming in a close second to Arnold's "Transcendent cinematic prose" are lines from one of comedies classics:
"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"
"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? |
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Tony Montana
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"Don't disrespect the Bing!"
-The Sopranos |
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Arrested Development.
Tobias Fünke: Yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael Bluth: Its just that there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. |
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| NewpLakersFan wrote: | Arrested Development.
Tobias Fünke: Yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael Bluth: Its just that there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. |
Tobias Funke: even if it means taking a chubby...i'll suck it right up!
Michael Bluth: here's what you do, you get a tape recorder and record yourself, listen to it at the end of the day.
what a travesty that that show got cancelled. |
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| "Arrested Development" was my favorite show on television. |
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"This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."
Joe Hallenbeck |
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NoMoreGame7s
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Peter: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man..... 2 chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: Heh - That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do 2 chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Dam'n straight. I've always wanted to do that, man. I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too, 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you, now? What would you do?
Peter: Besides 2 chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter: ....Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothin, huh?
Peter: I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day.... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Now, you don't need a million dollars to do nothin, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do s***.
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Ulysses Everett McGill: Damn! We're in a tight spot!
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The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the #@$% are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the #@$% are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the #@$% railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the #@$% are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!
The Dude: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man?"
Walter Sobchak: Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude: I need my #@$%ing johnson!
Walter Sobchak: What do you need that for, Dude?" |
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sonny
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| Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:56 am Post subject: |
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From Office Space:
"Um....Yeah...I don't think I'm gonna do that." |
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TheRod
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| Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| sonny wrote: | From Office Space:
"Um....Yeah...I don't think I'm gonna do that." |
I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturdaaaaaayyyy. Yeah. |
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Tony Montana
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| Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| "Maybe I'll let her see my 'o' face..." |
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| Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!"
good ol' Arnold |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:52 am Post subject: |
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"What is your favorite colour?"
"It's only a flesh wound."
"I got better."
"It's just a wafer thin mint."
"But it's got fangs."
They may not be the greatest one-liners ever, but they come from some of the funniest exchanges in one of the funniest movies ever.
Another from another funny movie: "This one goes to 11." |
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Gobias
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Arrested development - anything tobias says
Hopfully the show will come back. I have faith! |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| TheRod wrote: | | sonny wrote: | From Office Space:
"Um....Yeah...I don't think I'm gonna do that." |
I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturdaaaaaayyyy. Yeah. |
One of my favourite ones from office space :
Samir: "This is F**k!!" |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Gobias wrote: | Arrested development - anything tobias says
Hopfully the show will come back. I have faith! |
oh yeah michael like you're the big marriage expert..oh i forgot...your wife is dead! oh...i guess that was in poor taste. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| JD wrote: | Best movie line EVER...
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."
(not a catch phrase... but the thread had already shifted) |
lol @ airplane |
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doughboy90650
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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The burnt up dude laying down freakin out screaming ....
"Keyser Soze. Keyser Soze."
And you can never go wrong with ......
"You got knocked the **** out" - Chris Tucker |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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Enough said ......
"I'm Rick James b!tch" |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
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You gotta include this one:
"You gonna doing something, or just stand there and bleed??"
(might not be verbatim) - from Tombstone.
And then one from a show most wouldn't recognize - . Jake Speed.
See my sig below. vvvvvvvv
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