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AirKobe8
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 Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:44 am Post subject: Wu-Tang's Andre Johnson (Christ Bearer) cuts off his penis, jumps of a building and doesn't die |
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Rapper Andre Johnson reportedly severed his penis and jumped off an apartment building in the US city of Los Angeles, at around 1am local time on Wednesday, according to police.
Mr Johnson survived the fall from the second storey of a building in North Hollywood, but has sustained serious injuries, Los Angeles Police Sergeant William Mann told CNN.
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WTF really? Worst part is not dying I guess. Is there any way they can reconstruct his penis?
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Splash1
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:27 am Post subject: Re: Wu-Tang's Andre Johnson (Christ Bearer) cuts off his penis, jumps of a building and doesn't die |
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| Quote: | | ...Mr Johnson survived the fall from the second storey of a building in North Hollywood, but has sustained serious injuries, Los Angeles Police Sergeant William Mann told CNN... |
From the fall or the castration? |
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Kobeskillz
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:58 am Post subject: Re: Wu-Tang's Andre Johnson (Christ Bearer) cuts off his penis, jumps of a building and doesn't die |
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| Splash1 wrote: | | Quote: | | ...Mr Johnson survived the fall from the second storey of a building in North Hollywood, but has sustained serious injuries, Los Angeles Police Sergeant William Mann told CNN... |
From the fall or the castration? |
I would imagine both. lol.
I don't think he could get up after that one. |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:00 am Post subject: |
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| Bath salts? |
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K2
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| ^Probably. Or he picked the wrong week to start channeling Lorena Bobbitt. |
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Black Salt
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| Moron. |
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C M B
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:18 am Post subject: |
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I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be jumpin off of balconies
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Fan0Bynum17
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Just let him die. |
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lakersgirl
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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I read somewhere earlier that they weren't able to reattach his penis, kinda sucks. If he wasn't on drugs I wonder if he has an undiagnosed mental illness.
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Omar Little
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Dumbass like him needs to be a eunuch.
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Dladi Vidac
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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Word probably got out that he tried to sleep with someone's wife. They chopped his weenis off and tossed him off the balcony. Son of a (bleep) actually survived.
Become awake and chop the heads off these snakes. The snake inside y̶̷o̶̷u̶̷r̶̷s̶̷e̶̷l̶̷f̶̷ your pants that be the first head you take. It's better off than dying in a pit full of snakes.
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Dladi Vidac
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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FWIW, I've always been a fan of his rapping style.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u90yGYn6dO8
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| Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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"Mr. Johnson" |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| Laker_Town wrote: |
"Mr. Johnson" |
From this point forward he'll only be known as Andre |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Will probably kill himself for real once he recovers. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Guess you could say he'll need a Nu-Wang? |
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Even after all the horror stories you hear and read about the things people do to themselves on PCP, people still go out and mess with that stuff.
I you're stupid enough to mess with that stuff just for a high, then I got no sympathy for you.
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