Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney While Stalking Some Dude She Met Online

 
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:02 pm    Post subject: Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney While Stalking Some Dude She Met Online

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:18 pm    Post subject:

She must've misunderstood how Tinder works. No fires necessary.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:17 pm    Post subject:

This is what you get for going online and blowing smoke up a girl's ass.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:23 pm    Post subject:

You don't hear about this in any eHarmony commercials....
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:05 pm    Post subject:

This is great stuff.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:23 pm    Post subject:

I'm surprised they didn't sweep this under the rug.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:38 pm    Post subject:

I guess she isn't as hot as she thinks she is.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:37 pm    Post subject:

I expect a law soot to follow.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:39 pm    Post subject:

vanexelent wrote:
I expect a law soot to follow.


ok i guess we can close this bad boy up. [/thread]
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:40 pm    Post subject:

ExPatLkrFan wrote:
vanexelent wrote:
I expect a law soot to follow.


ok i guess we can close this bad boy up. [/thread]


True.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:17 am    Post subject:

Yup. Ve has been on fire lately.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:19 am    Post subject:

BTW, does trapped in the chimney constitute consent?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:31 am    Post subject:

24 wrote:
BTW, does trapped in the chimney constitute consent?


I smell a new R Kelly hit record.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:08 am    Post subject:

As long as she was already down there and dirty, they should have just run her down there a few more times and give the chimney a good cleaning.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:39 am    Post subject:

She like she might benefit from spending some time in a psychiatric faciltiy. Perhaps her story could even inspire a book and movie.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:20 pm    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
She like she might benefit from spending some time in a psychiatric faciltiy. Perhaps her story could even inspire a book and movie.

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Many times people like this just need to vent. Perhaps a psychiatrist could help channel her thoughts better.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:53 am    Post subject:

thats why you never bring a chick to your spot until you know for sure she is cool
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:06 am    Post subject:

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thats why you never bring a chick to your spot until you know for sure she is cool

True dat. You never know if you are dealing with a Ho-Ho-Ho.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:44 am    Post subject:

At first this guy probably thought he was as lucky, as lucky can be.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:29 am    Post subject:

It's obvious this woman just knows the way to man's hearth.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:44 am    Post subject:

At least she learnt from her mistake.
Lose some weight before trying it again.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:25 pm    Post subject:

He probably wouldn't have minded an old flame trying to rekindle the romance if she was smoking hot.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:51 pm    Post subject:

Fallout wrote:
At least she learnt from her mistake.
Lose some weight before trying it again.


Yeah. Save the milk and cookies for after you get down the chimney.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:54 pm    Post subject:

Fallout wrote:
At least she burnt from her mistake.
Lose some weight before trying it again.


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