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numero-ocho Franchise Player
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 18190 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:02 pm Post subject: Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney While Stalking Some Dude She Met Online |
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LINK _________________ "Suck it up. Don't be a baby. Do your job." - Kobe Bryant |
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Grammer Star Player
Joined: 25 Jun 2013 Posts: 1273
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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She must've misunderstood how Tinder works. No fires necessary. _________________ Lakers Cardinals Rams |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19853 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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This is what you get for going online and blowing smoke up a girl's ass. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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lakersken80 Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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You don't hear about this in any eHarmony commercials.... |
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Steve007 Franchise Player
Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 13165
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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This is great stuff. |
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KobeBryantCliffordBrown Star Player
Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 6429
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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I'm surprised they didn't sweep this under the rug. _________________ “It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”
― James Baldwin, Collected Essays |
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DaMuleRules Retired Number
Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 52624 Location: Making a safety stop at 15 feet.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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I guess she isn't as hot as she thinks she is. |
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vanexelent Retired Number
Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 30081
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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I expect a law soot to follow. |
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ExPatLkrFan Star Player
Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 3982 Location: Mukdahan, Thailand
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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vanexelent wrote: | I expect a law soot to follow. |
ok i guess we can close this bad boy up. [/thread] |
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KobeBryantCliffordBrown Star Player
Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 6429
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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ExPatLkrFan wrote: | vanexelent wrote: | I expect a law soot to follow. |
ok i guess we can close this bad boy up. [/thread] |
True. _________________ “It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”
― James Baldwin, Collected Essays |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90299 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:17 am Post subject: |
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Yup. Ve has been on fire lately. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90299 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:19 am Post subject: |
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BTW, does trapped in the chimney constitute consent? _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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Christopher C Star Player
Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 6292
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:31 am Post subject: |
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24 wrote: | BTW, does trapped in the chimney constitute consent? |
I smell a new R Kelly hit record. |
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numero-ocho Franchise Player
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 18190 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:08 am Post subject: |
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As long as she was already down there and dirty, they should have just run her down there a few more times and give the chimney a good cleaning. _________________ "Suck it up. Don't be a baby. Do your job." - Kobe Bryant |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15100
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:39 am Post subject: |
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She like she might benefit from spending some time in a psychiatric faciltiy. Perhaps her story could even inspire a book and movie.
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest |
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vanexelent Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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JerryMagicKobe wrote: | She like she might benefit from spending some time in a psychiatric faciltiy. Perhaps her story could even inspire a book and movie.
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest |
Many times people like this just need to vent. Perhaps a psychiatrist could help channel her thoughts better. |
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audioaxes Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:53 am Post subject: |
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thats why you never bring a chick to your spot until you know for sure she is cool |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:06 am Post subject: |
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audioaxes wrote: | thats why you never bring a chick to your spot until you know for sure she is cool |
True dat. You never know if you are dealing with a Ho-Ho-Ho. |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19853 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:44 am Post subject: |
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At first this guy probably thought he was as lucky, as lucky can be. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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vanexelent Retired Number
Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 30081
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:29 am Post subject: |
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It's obvious this woman just knows the way to man's hearth. |
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Fallout Star Player
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:44 am Post subject: |
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At least she learnt from her mistake.
Lose some weight before trying it again. _________________ The journey to 17 begins... |
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DancingBarry Editor-in-Chief
Joined: 07 Sep 2001 Posts: 40188 Location: O.C.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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He probably wouldn't have minded an old flame trying to rekindle the romance if she was smoking hot. |
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numero-ocho Franchise Player
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 18190 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Fallout wrote: | At least she learnt from her mistake.
Lose some weight before trying it again. |
Yeah. Save the milk and cookies for after you get down the chimney. _________________ "Suck it up. Don't be a baby. Do your job." - Kobe Bryant |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90299 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Fallout wrote: | At least she burnt from her mistake.
Lose some weight before trying it again. |
Fixed _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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