Google is the evil corporation that takes over the world in all the movies

kikanga

I've been saying it for years. Google will someday be the most powerful entity in the world. They will control every politician. They will track a majority of the Earth's population. They will control information on a global level in multiple ways.

The straw that broke the camel's back for me are these google nanobots. http://rt.com/usa/200251-googlex-nanoparticle-pills-diagnose-diseases/

Let's not forget google earth satellites.
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/7873/20140602/google-plans-to-send-180-satellites-into-orbit-to-improve-global-internet-access.htm

The mysterious google barges
http://fortune.com/2014/08/01/mysterious-google-barge-destined-for-the-scrap-yard/

Google contact lenses
http://www.forbes.com/sites/leoking/2014/07/15/google-smart-contact-lens-focuses-on-healthcare-billions/

Gmail
http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/hotmail-no-more-gmail-is-now-the-worlds-most-used-email-service/

Google Search
http://searchengineland.com/google-worlds-most-popular-search-engine-148089

I'm halfway joking with this thread, but I'm halfway not.
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USCandLakers · Franchise Player Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 19955

They already have enough dirt on every politician and even the potential politicians to set themselves up for decades, if they so chose to.

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Janggoon8 · Star Player Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Posts: 1552

They also refused to remove photos of the fappening. That's a good thing, right? Or nah?

angrypuppy · Retired Number Joined: 13 Apr 2001 Posts: 32752

They just funded an AI defense project called Skynet.

dont_be_a_wuss · Franchise Player Joined: 29 Mar 2012 Posts: 21458

But their formal corporate motto is "Don't be evil", so I am not worried.

Drifts · Retired Number Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 28374

shnxx · Star Player Joined: 09 May 2013 Posts: 3402

it's kind of true.

Don Draper · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:37 am Post subject:

Does that mean Apple will be the equivalent to the Rebel Alliance?

leor_77 · Franchise Player Joined: 23 Mar 2012 Posts: 21920

Right...Google, this evil corporation, who is improving the world with technology in every aspect of life.

20,000 · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 12:01 pm Post subject:

[insert random company name here and change it every year] is going to be Skynet and the most evil company ever!
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DancingBarry · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:13 pm Post subject:

I work with Google all the time and even they say some of the things they do are creepy. In fact, they've said in meetings with us "we like to go up to the point of creepy but try not to cross it." lol.

kikanga · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:49 am Post subject:

^Good, so I'm not just crazy. Glad they are self-aware enough to notice it too.

It would be kinda poetic if America's "corporations are people", under-regulated, capitalist system created an entity that ended up ruling us all. If that were the case, we would have created the mechanism of our own undoing.

Thank goodness Google has noble intentions.

But in the next 15 years if they get a new CEO with a maniacal laugh, a goatee, and a little man's syndrome-- I'm going straight doomsday prepper mode.

I would save the world by breaking into Google headquarters and bringing down the system from within with just pen, paper, and analog technology!

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