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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:26 pm    Post subject: British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox

British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox

A woman witnessed Paul Bennett pull down his pants, rubbed his crotch against the mailbox and repeatedly screamed ‘wow’ during the incident. He was ordered to undergo alcohol treatment, pay $75 to the woman and register as a sex offender.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/british-man-arrested-sex-mailbox-article-1.2083035

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:31 pm    Post subject:

Tried to stuff his package in the slot.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:09 pm    Post subject:

He just wanted to push the envelope, but got couriered away.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:45 pm    Post subject:

he came in the mail
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:53 pm    Post subject:

CalvinJ21 wrote:
he came in the mail


What's this crusty stuff all over my bills? (sniffs it)
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:57 pm    Post subject:

come rain or shine...
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:09 am    Post subject:

He forgot to wrap his package up.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:37 am    Post subject:

Must be a republican.
They've been trying to (bleep) the postal service for years now.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:12 am    Post subject:

Now that what's I call................<sunglasses>........junk mail.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:12 am    Post subject:

It must be one damn hot mailbox
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:45 am    Post subject:

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Now that what's I call................<sunglasses>........junk mail.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:29 pm    Post subject:

He's expected to deliver his load
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:32 pm    Post subject:

He really pushed the envelope....
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:33 pm    Post subject:

......with his penis
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:34 pm    Post subject:

Good one. We got a direct penis ref. Broken into 2 posts. Creative.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:35 pm    Post subject:

I stuck my fist in the box yesterday.

Oops, wrong thread.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:06 pm    Post subject:

Her in the States, getting drunk and (bleep) with some one's mail box means something different.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:10 pm    Post subject:

That's what you call a love letter.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:45 pm    Post subject:

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It must be one damn hot mailbox



It was.....




http://www.superbwallpapers.com/celebrities/scarlett-johansson-17445/



the mailbox
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:29 pm    Post subject:

KobeBryantCliffordBrown wrote:
Fallout wrote:
It must be one damn hot mailbox


It was....

http://www.superbwallpapers.com/celebrities/scarlett-johansson-17445/

the mailbox


Her new movie Lucy is a cripplingly stupid to-the-T remake of Limitless (Brad Cooper). Movie industry won't even wait 5 full years before they rehash a concept. It's also got a healthy dose of Matrix style slo-mo action scenes. And there's no skin in it from outward appearance. It's also a "gull powah" movie to add to the pile; kickass hot chic who takes out 100 goons in her way. Underworld with Beckinsale, e.g. I love Kate and Scarlett, but women SUCK in action movies. I remember when people groaned at hearing the guy from Moonlighting was cast as an action hero and when Johny B was disturbed by Keaton's fat face in a Batman mask. Now we have this.
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KobeBryantCliffordBrown wrote:
Fallout wrote:
It must be one damn hot mailbox


It was....

http://www.superbwallpapers.com/celebrities/scarlett-johansson-17445/

the mailbox


Her new movie Lucy is a cripplingly stupid to-the-T remake of Limitless (Brad Cooper). Movie industry won't even wait 5 full years before they rehash a concept. It's also got a healthy dose of Matrix style slo-mo action scenes. And there's no skin in it from outward appearance. It's also a "gull powah" movie to add to the pile; kickass hot chic who takes out 100 goons in her way. Underworld with Beckinsale, e.g. I love Kate and Scarlett, but women SUCK in action movies. I remember when people groaned at hearing the guy from Moonlighting was cast as an action hero and when Johny B was disturbed by Keaton's fat face in a Batman mask. Now we have this.



I saw "Lucy" when it came out. went in thinking, "Scar Jo fighting like Jason Bourne, this (bleep) will be epic."

It was ridiculous and she didn't even really fight, or show enough skin to matter. OTOH, her face was on the screen probably about 70% of the time, so it wasn't a complete loss. Plot device was stupid as stupid is.
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