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Wilt LG Contributor
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:26 pm Post subject: British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox |
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British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox
A woman witnessed Paul Bennett pull down his pants, rubbed his crotch against the mailbox and repeatedly screamed ‘wow’ during the incident. He was ordered to undergo alcohol treatment, pay $75 to the woman and register as a sex offender.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/british-man-arrested-sex-mailbox-article-1.2083035
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He just wanted to push the envelope, but got couriered away. |
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he came in the mail _________________ Love me or hate me, it’s one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fadeaway, my hunger. Hate that I’m a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I’m loved, for the exact same reasons.
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come rain or shine... _________________ “It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:09 am Post subject: |
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He forgot to wrap his package up. |
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:37 am Post subject: |
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Must be a republican.
They've been trying to (bleep) the postal service for years now. _________________ "Every hurt is a lesson, and every lesson makes you better” |
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Now that what's I call................<sunglasses>........junk mail. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
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It must be one damn hot mailbox _________________ The journey to 17 begins... |
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C M B wrote: | Now that what's I call................<sunglasses>........junk mail. |
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH! |
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He's expected to deliver his load |
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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He really pushed the envelope.... |
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undefeatedAJ Star Player
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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......with his penis |
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Her in the States, getting drunk and (bleep) with some one's mail box means something different. |
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That's what you call a love letter. _________________ (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ʕʘᴥʘʔ (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■) (┛◉Д◉)┛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ |
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Fallout wrote: | It must be one damn hot mailbox |
It was.....
http://www.superbwallpapers.com/celebrities/scarlett-johansson-17445/
the mailbox _________________ “It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”
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Her new movie Lucy is a cripplingly stupid to-the-T remake of Limitless (Brad Cooper). Movie industry won't even wait 5 full years before they rehash a concept. It's also got a healthy dose of Matrix style slo-mo action scenes. And there's no skin in it from outward appearance. It's also a "gull powah" movie to add to the pile; kickass hot chic who takes out 100 goons in her way. Underworld with Beckinsale, e.g. I love Kate and Scarlett, but women SUCK in action movies. I remember when people groaned at hearing the guy from Moonlighting was cast as an action hero and when Johny B was disturbed by Keaton's fat face in a Batman mask. Now we have this. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
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non-player zealot wrote: |
Her new movie Lucy is a cripplingly stupid to-the-T remake of Limitless (Brad Cooper). Movie industry won't even wait 5 full years before they rehash a concept. It's also got a healthy dose of Matrix style slo-mo action scenes. And there's no skin in it from outward appearance. It's also a "gull powah" movie to add to the pile; kickass hot chic who takes out 100 goons in her way. Underworld with Beckinsale, e.g. I love Kate and Scarlett, but women SUCK in action movies. I remember when people groaned at hearing the guy from Moonlighting was cast as an action hero and when Johny B was disturbed by Keaton's fat face in a Batman mask. Now we have this. |
I saw "Lucy" when it came out. went in thinking, "Scar Jo fighting like Jason Bourne, this (bleep) will be epic."
It was ridiculous and she didn't even really fight, or show enough skin to matter. OTOH, her face was on the screen probably about 70% of the time, so it wasn't a complete loss. Plot device was stupid as stupid is. _________________ “It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”
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