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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:20 am    Post subject: (bleep) birds

Look at this a-hole bird right here
http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/What-the-hell-is-that.png

Son of a motherless goat
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You jerk ass idiot
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Stop It now
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And how about this sick son of a (bleep), I would kill myself if I saw him
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ui4qwzVmz_E/U-ECi8OJThI/AAAAAAAAAIA/d-WPxXXxp08/s1600/marabou-stork-pouch.jpg
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:30 am    Post subject:

what is your beef with those birds?
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:32 am    Post subject:

LAKERSCMXCIX wrote:
what is your beef with those birds?


Me no like
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:33 am    Post subject:

Fear of Birds Phobia – Ornithophobia


Fear of Birds Phobia - OrnithophobiaA phobia is an irrational fear about certain objects, features or animals that is out of proportion to the existing circumstances. Thus, Ornithophobia, or the fear of birds makes the sufferers extremely uncomfortable around birds. For some individuals, such fear is only directed towards the birds of prey such as vultures, hawks, and eagles etc, whereas in other cases, even household birds like parrots or parakeets as well as the sight of their feathers are enough to trigger an anxiety attack.

Causes of Ornithophobia
There may be different causes or reasons behind the excessive fear of birds:

Young children can develop Ornithophobia if they have felt threatened by aggressive birds like vultures, hawks or geese.
In some cases, the birds might not have shown any violence, but their mere presence at traumatic events such as funerals or accidents can be enough to trigger a phobia in a young child.
Birds flying inside the homes through an open window and causing upheaval might have made the parents nervous and this can trigger anxiety attack in the child.
Ornithophobia can also be instigated by folklore or movies. Alfred Hitchcock’s film The Birds, or Edgar Allan Poe’s poem ‘The Raven’ also portray birds in negative light or as killing machines.
Images of carnivorous birds attacking small prey like rabbits seen on TV shows can sometimes develop a fear of birds in young minds.
Most cases of childhood Ornithophobia go away on their own while others may persist even in adulthood.

Symptoms of Ornithophobia
The symptoms of this phobia vary based on the severity of the condition. As with any other type of phobia, Ornithophobia symptoms can be categorized broadly as mental, physical or emotional.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:00 pm    Post subject: Re: (bleep) birds

Dladi Vidac wrote:

And how about this sick son of a (bleep), I would kill myself if I saw him
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ui4qwzVmz_E/U-ECi8OJThI/AAAAAAAAAIA/d-WPxXXxp08/s1600/marabou-stork-pouch.jpg


That's a Maribou stork, bro. Ugly. They compete with vultures on the African plainz.

Cassowary. One of the most dinosaury birds in existence. Lurks around like a velociraptor.

http://www.jennifermarohasy.com//archives/FemaleCassowary.jpg
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:02 pm    Post subject:

I hate birds cuz they build nests in my patio cover and poop all over the place. Go build yer craphole somewhere else! Lol
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 12:07 pm    Post subject:

THIS BIRD used to kinda scare me as a child.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 1:01 pm    Post subject:

Speaking of birds, can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 2:46 pm    Post subject:

Sorry......thought this was some more Cardinal's hate..lol...
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 2:47 pm    Post subject:

They grew from this plankton
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/590/media/images/83146000/jpg/_83146060_e0a326ef-67a9-4838-9d96-a95f1f533ba3.jpg

is that thing crazy looking or what?

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: (bleep) birds

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Dladi Vidac wrote:

And how about this sick son of a (bleep), I would kill myself if I saw him
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ui4qwzVmz_E/U-ECi8OJThI/AAAAAAAAAIA/d-WPxXXxp08/s1600/marabou-stork-pouch.jpg


That's a Maribou stork, bro. Ugly. They compete with vultures on the African plainz.

Cassowary. One of the most dinosaury birds in existence. Lurks around like a velociraptor.

http://www.jennifermarohasy.com//archives/FemaleCassowary.jpg


NPZ, my man, you need to watch more Wildkratts! I think you're referring to the raptor class of Birds. They Do descend directly from dinosaurs. They have 4 main characteristics. Curved, sharp beak, for hunting, Strong talons for hunting, Eyes in front of their heads for keen vision while well, you know, hunting, and bird of prey status, because, well, they have to hunt!

Damn Perrigrine Falcon can fly 240 MPH!
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 3:18 pm    Post subject:

EchoZulu wrote:
THIS BIRD used to kinda scare me as a child.



No (bleep) right?
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 5:26 pm    Post subject:

Seattle is home to some of the most aggressive crows in the nation and they are no joke during nesting season. The first time you get dive bombed on by one of them will make you more aware of birds than you've ever been before. If one identifies you as a threat, they'll dive bomb you for blocks. There are a couple of neighborhoods where they are known to be particularly bad, and if I think I'll have a need to walk through those areas, I'll carry a tennis racket with me for swatting protection.

Crows



To make matters worse, Seagulls will join in on the act whenever Osprey are in the vacinity and dive bomb you just because they are on high alert already. Being divebombed by a large Seagull is no joke. You'll have nightmares everytime you see one. There are 2 seagulls who perch on the streetlights above the Ballard bridge and when the bridge goes up, they'll take to divebombing bicyclists who are easy prey since they are trapped in the little bike lane on the bridge.Divebombing Gulls




The Crows are in Seattle, but the Gulls are from the UK. Couldn't easily find any Seattle gulls divebomb pics

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:16 pm    Post subject:

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Seattle is home to some of the most aggressive crows in the nation and they are no joke during nesting season. The first time you get dive bombed on by one of them will make you more aware of birds than you've ever been before. If one identifies you as a threat, they'll dive bomb you for blocks. There are a couple of neighborhoods where they are known to be particularly bad, and if I think I'll have a need to walk through those areas, I'll carry a tennis racket with me for swatting protection.

Crows



To make matters worse, Seagulls will join in on the act whenever Osprey are in the vacinity and dive bomb you just because they are on high alert already. Being divebombed by a large Seagull is no joke. You'll have nightmares everytime you see one. There are 2 seagulls who perch on the streetlights above the Ballard bridge and when the bridge goes up, they'll take to divebombing bicyclists who are easy prey since they are trapped in the little bike lane on the bridge.Divebombing Gulls




The Crows are in Seattle, but the Gulls are from the UK. Couldn't easily find any Seattle gulls divebomb pics


Careful swatting those crows. They are actually quite intelligent and actually have the ability to remember individual humans. You swat one and you'll have an enemy for life.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:23 pm    Post subject: Re: (bleep) birds

Dladi Vidac wrote:
Look at this a-hole bird right here
http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/What-the-hell-is-that.png

Son of a motherless goat
http://m5.i.pbase.com/g6/72/89072/2/73404755.nQpk4Pwp.jpg

You jerk ass idiot
https://41.media.tumblr.com/3afcb661013af0105e9fe3a1543db70f/tumblr_noblntsvBr1u9kgrto1_500.jpg

Stop It now
http://reallyweirdanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/shoebill.jpg

And how about this sick son of a (bleep), I would kill myself if I saw him
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Ui4qwzVmz_E/U-ECi8OJThI/AAAAAAAAAIA/d-WPxXXxp08/s1600/marabou-stork-pouch.jpg


Imaging opening your closet and having one of those staring back at you.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:45 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
Careful swatting those crows. They are actually quite intelligent and actually have the ability to remember individual humans. You swat one and you'll have an enemy for life.


that is f'ing terrifying LOL
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 7:17 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
Aussiesuede wrote:
Seattle is home to some of the most aggressive crows in the nation and they are no joke during nesting season. The first time you get dive bombed on by one of them will make you more aware of birds than you've ever been before. If one identifies you as a threat, they'll dive bomb you for blocks. There are a couple of neighborhoods where they are known to be particularly bad, and if I think I'll have a need to walk through those areas, I'll carry a tennis racket with me for swatting protection.

Crows



To make matters worse, Seagulls will join in on the act whenever Osprey are in the vacinity and dive bomb you just because they are on high alert already. Being divebombed by a large Seagull is no joke. You'll have nightmares everytime you see one. There are 2 seagulls who perch on the streetlights above the Ballard bridge and when the bridge goes up, they'll take to divebombing bicyclists who are easy prey since they are trapped in the little bike lane on the bridge.Divebombing Gulls




The Crows are in Seattle, but the Gulls are from the UK. Couldn't easily find any Seattle gulls divebomb pics


Careful swatting those crows. They are actually quite intelligent and actually have the ability to remember individual humans. You swat one and you'll have an enemy for life.


Nothing a slingshot and a 5 gallon bucket full of marbles couldn't sort out.


Speaking of smart crows, here is a video of 4 Crows going after a Peregrine Falcon on a skyscraper in downtown Seattle. They are smart little buggers.

Crows vs Falcon
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:27 pm    Post subject:

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DaMuleRules wrote:
Careful swatting those crows. They are actually quite intelligent and actually have the ability to remember individual humans. You swat one and you'll have an enemy for life.


that is f'ing terrifying LOL


You're ok until they put a hit on you.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:37 pm    Post subject:

My favorite bird is Chicken followed closely by Turkey!
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