a boy, his mother, and.......a penis pump? (article on yahoonews)

 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:29 am    Post subject: a boy, his mother, and.......a penis pump? (article on yahoonews)

smart kid.

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No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really

Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:36 am    Post subject:

In the words of Tim Duncan, that dude "is stunted."
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:41 am    Post subject:

All I can say is hopefully natural selection will take this guy out so he doesn't have a chance to reproduce.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:51 am    Post subject:

So did he get to take his pump on the plane, or not?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject:

encina1 wrote:
So did he get to take his pump on the plane, or not?



no but mos def he will be taking it to jail
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:10 pm    Post subject:

I seriously hope they don't send this guy to prison. We don't need to clog up the prison system with nonsensical crap like this. He's an idiot to be sure, but not deserving of prison time.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:36 pm    Post subject:

sounds like a valid excuse to me
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:54 pm    Post subject:

I hate it when that happens.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:59 pm    Post subject:

Thats exactly the way to solve that problem....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject:


He gets my stamp of approval
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject:

That's thinking outside the box.

What kind of mother must she be if he's more scared of her than the American penal (no pun intended) system?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:41 pm    Post subject:

well begin stunted is not a crime
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:10 pm    Post subject:

Ndn Guy wrote:
well begin stunted is not a crime

Well, but being that retarted is.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:25 pm    Post subject:

Wow, I'm glad I don't need one of those things.
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