Pau Gasol might freeze his sperm

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:09 am    Post subject: Pau Gasol might freeze his sperm

Yes, because of the Zika scare.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:34 am    Post subject:

After this thread I may do so also.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:37 am    Post subject:

I just hope the physicians are careful, and have the sperm removed from Pau before they freeze it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:02 am    Post subject:

I know I can always count on you to provide up-to-the minute updates on other men's sperm, AP.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:33 am    Post subject:

GoldenThroat wrote:
I know I can always count on you to provide up-to-the minute updates on other men's sperm, AP.




Freezing sperm terrifies me. Haven't you ever had a case of blue balls?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:12 am    Post subject:

This is the rare time we've heard about Gasol being a jerk off.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:39 am    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
GoldenThroat wrote:
I know I can always count on you to provide up-to-the minute updates on other men's sperm, AP.




Freezing sperm terrifies me. Haven't you ever had a case of blue balls?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:39 am    Post subject:

vanexelent wrote:
This is the rare time we've heard about Gasol being a jerk off.


But he was still polite enough to let us know about it in advance.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:08 am    Post subject:

It's funny cause here in Brazil "pau" is a slang for penis, just like "d*ck" or "c*ck" in english.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:10 am    Post subject:

Don't ever call him soft again.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:09 pm    Post subject:

The most original topic in LG history.

Although I guess Pau really does want kids one day after all I know his brother already has a daughter.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:25 pm    Post subject:

danzag wrote:
It's funny cause here in Brazil "pau" is a slang for (private man parts), just like "d*ck" or "c*ck" in english.


Thank you. You learn something new everyday!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:22 am    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
I just hope the physicians are careful, and have the sperm removed from Pau before they freeze it.


News like that is why I don't trust that cloudy ice cubes are the same as clear.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:46 pm    Post subject:



OMGoodness Pau. TMI alert...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:45 pm    Post subject:

Dladi Vidac wrote:
Don't ever call him soft again.


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