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This Amy Winehouse song has been on the brain for more than a week.

Therapy seeks me.
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Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG

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"That was just a dream..."
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Solstice!
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Lakers depth chart

PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan

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Coworker special friend person introducing me to Scotch.

Previous introduced me to bourbon.

What will next one introduce me to?
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Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.'

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maybe they are just telling me they need strong liquor to deal with me.
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Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.'

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A different and much better song stuck in my head this morning
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Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.'

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I am going to write a very long post here for no reason whatsoever just so I can make one really long and pointless URL link. I don't have any reason to do this other than just to see me do it. I have plenty of work to do, get accomplished, but screw it, I can spend a few minutes just writing out useless words. Hell, I get paid to do just that. Might as well do it for a little fun. Is this fun? Maybe that is the wrong word to use. What else could it be? Mindless? Numbing? I used pointless already. Perhaps I will think of other words, but thinking hurts brain. No thinking. Where's that whiskey I was promised? I am starting to appreciate whisky. I was never much of a whiskEy drinker before, but my liver is a (bleep) and needs to be taught a lesson. I have a bottle of bourbon at home that is largely ignored. Too much beEr, which is like water these days for my sobriety. Tonight there will be bEer. Maybe go with something stronger. Strong is what gets me drunk. BeEr just goes through, and I am getting good beer. None of this America crap. Maybe I need to try whisky again. And just have a bottle of whiskEy at my desk. Sip on it throughout the day. Keep a tumbler at my desk. Oh, and finally invest in actual whisky stones. Saw some at the store the other night. I should just do it. Keep some at work, some at home. Do I need a special whisky glass, or will any tumbler do? I am still to the point of splashing it a little with water. I don't have enough hair on my chest to go straight up all the time. Instead, a splash. And the url keeps going. Some people ask me why keep doing this? I reply with "Why not?" But both have valid points. Or no points. Did I mention this was pointless? ElginBaylor knows what I am talking about. He should come up here and tell us about that time he and his friends went to the barn and made out with that cow. It was the night he became a man. I can do this because I have nothing going on today. Finally a day people will leave me alone! Well, at least that is what my calendar tells me. I am sure people will stop by and ruin everything. Which means I should get to it and get work done because I know before too long someone will show up and be an annoying git. "Git" is a funny word. I should bring in more British slurs into my regular vocabulary. "Bloody 'ell!" I think all I need to do to sound British is string together a series of incoherent syllables in a slightly cockney accent. Can't understand a single word of that. Must be all that whiskey. Or whisky. Or pints. Fish and chips. They can't even get the word right. "Chips." That's no chip! Bloody 'ell! Who do they take us for? It's like the whole bloody country just woke up one day and said, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we just started talking funny whenever a Yank is around?" It can't be real. Ipsum facto. Did you read that? Likely not. Bloody likely not. When can't I use the word "bloody"? I think it fits everywhere. Bloody fits everywhere. Bloody why not? Bloody bullocks! Bloody fish and chips! Bloody Mary. I don't think I have ever had a Bloody Mary. Tomato juice and vodka and celery? Sounds way too healthy. I want to punish this body. Why be healthy about it? Bloody health. I've had it up to here with your whole "be good to your body" bs! You can't fool me. The bloody Brits already tried and see where that got them. Take your tequila and go back to your precious pyramids, bloody Brit! We don't take too kindly to your foreign tongue here! Speak English or get out! This is Murica! We all have at least six guns on our body at all times. You don't want to mess with us! You're just jealous anyways. The whole world is just jealous. Murica! Bloody Murica! Oh, that sounds too close to home. Bloody Murica. That is very likely what the rest of the world thinks of us. Or you guys. I will be American when it is convenient to me. I think I am starting to annoy myself. Boobs.
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Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.'

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Don't you dare click on this bloody sentence, encina. #Murica
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Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a feinting, to a slip
And a kickin' from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
Keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...
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Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.'

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Bleep you.
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Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG

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Who wants this?
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Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG