Melo knocked up a NYC stripper

 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:11 pm    Post subject: Melo knocked up a NYC stripper

http://www.maxim.com/sports/report-carmelo-anthony-stripper-pregnant-2017-4

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:29 pm    Post subject:

You know at the Pacers forum I frequent they joked about how they should bring Melo in to go alongside PG13 since they had so much in common....

Nearly spit my water all over my computer screen.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:55 pm    Post subject:

Melo's bank account about to pull it's pants down and bend over...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 4:09 pm    Post subject:

Eddie's Raw: HALF!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:31 pm    Post subject:

Thank the lawd this ain't Knicksground.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:15 pm    Post subject:

Divorce+knocking up another woman....gonna be expensive for Melo....
Thats probably why he seems resigned to leaving NY as well. Might need a fresh start....
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:40 pm    Post subject:

Whew, can't spell Melo without "L".
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:05 pm    Post subject:

That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:21 pm    Post subject:

LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Naw, no reason you can't strap up and save yourself the headache.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:45 pm    Post subject:

Ah so that's why they separated. Welp...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:46 pm    Post subject:

LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 9:49 pm    Post subject:

LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Ya one time I was walking down the street minding my own business when I tripped and stumbled into a stripper, both knocking her down and impregnating her in the process. (bleep) was expensive.

Never though it would happen to me.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:30 am    Post subject:

VegasLakerFan wrote:
LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Ya one time I was walking down the street minding my own business when I tripped and stumbled into a stripper, both knocking her down and impregnating her in the process. (bleep) was expensive.

Never though it would happen to me.


>knocked her up and down

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:34 am    Post subject:

LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Lanny are you trying to tell us that you've also made it rain inside a stripper? How many little bastards do you have running around, who don't know where mommy really works?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:45 am    Post subject:

VegasLakerFan wrote:
LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Ya one time I was walking down the street minding my own business when I tripped and stumbled into a stripper, both knocking her down and impregnating her in the process. (bleep) was expensive.

Never though it would happen to me.


You do live in Vegas.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:45 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Lanny are you trying to tell us that you've also made it rain inside a stripper? How many little bastards do you have running around, who don't know where mommy really works?


No, LL is not popular with the strippers because unlike Melo who "makes it rain" I only make it lightly drizzle intermittently.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:47 am    Post subject:

LakerLanny wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Lanny are you trying to tell us that you've also made it rain inside a stripper? How many little bastards do you have running around, who don't know where mommy really works?


No, LL is not popular with the strippers because unlike Melo who "makes it rain" I only make it lightly drizzle intermittently.


It's obvious what's needed at this point ... we need campaigns set-up at gofundme, indiegogo and kickstarter to help LakerLanny see his torrential downpour dreams come true. I'd love to stop supporting this charming fellow (https://www.gofundme.com/cjpearson) and start supporting Lanny's mission to open the skies at the Spearmint Rhinoceros (or more likely, Pacers).

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 2:22 pm    Post subject:

I wonder if she tasted like fruit loops
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:55 pm    Post subject:

Going raw with a stripper is just beyond stupid!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:38 pm    Post subject:

Melo shots to much
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:58 am    Post subject:

governator wrote:
Eddie's Raw: HALF!!!


Phil to Melo: What have you done for me lately?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:34 am    Post subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqdsPQd3LM

3:05

Old school Kanye sums up this situation perfectly.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:26 pm    Post subject:

Porzingod gets to screw around with Abigail Ratchford.
Melo knocks up strippers...

These are facts.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:44 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
VegasLakerFan wrote:
LakerLanny wrote:
That can happen to anybody.

I will not get on Melo for that one.


Ya one time I was walking down the street minding my own business when I tripped and stumbled into a stripper, both knocking her down and impregnating her in the process. (bleep) was expensive.

Never though it would happen to me.


>knocked her up and down


Can't believe I missed that one.
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