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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:02 am    Post subject:

390) income tax
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:27 am    Post subject:

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405. Traffic


No one is going to comment on how well-played this is?

Any city you go, there's traffic. Lot of them were planned for single-family and built major highways in the middle of the cities which cause traffic congestion as the population grew and having a car culture mentality, you'll see more traffic jam within the next few years.


Look at the number next to the word "traffic"; that's the word/number association clever wordplay that I was talking about.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:13 am    Post subject:

ChickenStu wrote:
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405. Traffic


No one is going to comment on how well-played this is?

Any city you go, there's traffic. Lot of them were planned for single-family and built major highways in the middle of the cities which cause traffic congestion as the population grew and having a car culture mentality, you'll see more traffic jam within the next few years.


Look at the number next to the word "traffic"; that's the word/number association clever wordplay that I was talking about.


Conker knows 1-time, 23-hour lockdown, 3 hots and a cot, 4-piece, but I don't think he knows what the 405 is.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:31 am    Post subject:

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405. Traffic


No one is going to comment on how well-played this is?


It is pretty good.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:43 am    Post subject:

389) not recognizing well-played word plays
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:17 am    Post subject:

Oh, the 405 highway. (bleep) LA.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:57 pm    Post subject:

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389) not recognizing well-played word plays


Well-played, player.

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:06 pm    Post subject:

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389) not recognizing well-played word plays


Well-played, player.

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?


Stop calling me Shirley . . .

388) People who think the 405 is called a "highway".
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:22 pm    Post subject:

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389) not recognizing well-played word plays


Well-played, player.

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?


Stop calling me Shirley . . .

388) People who think the 405 is called a "highway".


387) The fact that a driveway is not called a parkway.

386) The fact that a parkway is not called driveway.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:15 am    Post subject:

385) people who think their town/city is the center of the universe and a shared experience for everyone, thus thinking what is known to them about their location is common knowledge for everyone else
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:00 am    Post subject:

384.) Papa John's pizza
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:58 am    Post subject:

383) People who don't know where the center of the universe is.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:43 am    Post subject:

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384.) Papa John's pizza


382) Papa John himself
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:54 pm    Post subject:

381/380/379 Subway, Taco Bell, and Starbuck's on every corner.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:34 pm    Post subject:

378) Joggers defecating on your lawn.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:37 pm    Post subject:

ChickenStu wrote:
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389) not recognizing well-played word plays


Well-played, player.

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger.

What's our vector, Victor?


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Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
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Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:31 pm    Post subject:

377) Dogwalkers

Dogwalkers letting their foul and filthy beasts take poops on your yard that they supposedly clean up. The ones who throw it in my trash cans on the side of my house honestly should be jailed.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:21 am    Post subject:

376) High cost of health care
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:10 pm    Post subject:

375) People who say "the thing is is" without realizing there's an extraneous "is" in there.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:11 pm    Post subject:

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375) People who say "the thing is is" without realizing there's an extraneous "is" in there.


374) People who don't know the difference between "less" and "fewer" and can't make the the distinction between amount and number.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:58 pm    Post subject:

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377) Dogwalkers

Dogwalkers letting their foul and filthy beasts take poops on your yard that they supposedly clean up. The ones who throw it in my trash cans on the side of my house honestly should be jailed.


If you're in a residential neighborhood walking your dog, and your dog does his or her business and you use the bag to pick it up, I absolutely believe it would be terribly rude to walk up to the trash bins on the side of someone's house to drop the bag in, yes. However, I think it's OK to do it if the bins are located on the actual street on the "trash day", because then you aren't going onto a person's property to put trash away. It's not as if the trash bins belong to the homeowner; they belong to the city, of course. (When you move, you don't bring the trash bin with you lol.)

And I do absolutely despise when I take my dog on a walk outside of our complex and there's dog poop on the grass somewhere, especially since the complex has plastic bag stations and trash cans set up on each side of the building. It's unsanitary and lazy as hell to not pick it up, and even if you forgot that you didn't have a bag with you, all you have to do is make the small walk to one of the plastic bag stations and then go back and pick up the crap.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:38 am    Post subject:

373) talentless but overpaid "celebrities"
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:03 am    Post subject:

372) LA Chargers home games

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371.) Carson, CA. The entire city smells of feet, overstayed visas, exxon, and spam farts
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370) the same people who complain about the government being too involved in their lives demanding the government gets involved in other peoples' lives (and often in their bedroom and pants and ovaries)
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