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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:31 am    Post subject:

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If last night was better...


If it was you wouldn't have been posting at 7:30 in the damn morning.


Yup, you're mos def about that life. Btw... did you read the reports on last night being so slapstastic?


Ipk is now blind and has werewolf hand. Bruh alize has a friend. Champale is single. I'll hook you up.


Champale? Is that the bootleg friend of Champagne?


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Finding this was the brightest bright spot in my recent hellish roadtrip to Savannah, GA. Been looking for it for years, ever since I was little and my uncle would regale me with tails of a mystical beverage, marketed to the very poor, that was part malt liquor and part champagne.

I was expecting something awful--along the lines of the mythical Meister Brau, which I still haven't found--is surprisingly pretty okay. Not just a regular malternative–you can pick up definite nodes of champagne yeast, along with big nodes of artificial grape flavoring that taste not like dimetapp but like actual grape, only artificial.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:33 am    Post subject:

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Unearthed from a dank cooler in a run-down liquor store in Wood River IL, outside of St. Louis. "Celebrate tonight with Champale... a finely brewed and unique flavored malt beverage in a class of its own." Clear 24 oz. bottle, neck stamped 120610.

Into a large mug, it sizzles with lively carbonation, but not really enough to emulate champagne. Anemic pale gold color, with a finger of white foam that rapidly fades to a thin ring around the sides.

Smells like 7-up and white grape juice, definitely artificially sweetened. Tastes and feels very similar to 7-up... fake lemon lime, sweet, bubbly, astringent. There's a undercurrent of swill in the aftertaste, along with a chalky smarties candy sweetness. I'm getting flashbacks to college, drinking Tequiza, Mike's, and similar artificially fruity alcopops. Doesn't really come across as a Malt Liquor with all the sweetener and "flavoring" dumped in. Four Loko and the like have gotta be edging Champale off the market...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:22 am    Post subject:

When one of the adjectives used is anemic, you know you're drinking something truly special.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:41 am    Post subject:

What is a whippernsnapper?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:55 am    Post subject:

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What is a whippernsnapper?


Anyone younger than me.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:34 pm    Post subject:

Was just reminded that it's palindrome week. 8-10-18 through 8-19-18.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:28 pm    Post subject:

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Was just reminded that it's palindrome week. 8-10-18 through 8-19-18.



what an asymmetrical group of emoticons
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:01 am    Post subject:

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What is a whippernsnapper?


Anyone younger than me.


a) is the definition implied?

b) and those older than you are called what?

c) does age indicate youth or does youth indicate age?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:03 am    Post subject:

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Was just reminded that it's palindrome week. 8-10-18 through 8-19-18.



what an asymmetrical group of emoticons


Can almost see what you did there.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:18 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
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What is a whippernsnapper?


Anyone younger than me.


In other words, everyone.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:48 am    Post subject:

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What is a whippernsnapper?


Anyone younger than me.


In other words, everyone.


Watch yourself whippersnapper.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:01 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
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What is a whippernsnapper?


Anyone younger than me.


In other words, everyone.


Watch yourself whippersnapper.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:45 pm    Post subject:

EB is a geezer, everyone else is a whippersnapper. Not sure how to feel about this revelation.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:42 pm    Post subject:

Get offa my lawn.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:05 pm    Post subject:

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Get offa my lawn.


Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:25 am    Post subject:

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Get offa my lawn.


Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:22 am    Post subject:

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Get offa my lawn.


Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak.


sonofabitch


at least the drought is over
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:03 pm    Post subject:

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Get offa my lawn.


Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak.


sonofabitch


at least the drought is over




You gonna let the geezer diss moms like that?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:06 pm    Post subject:

Ooootay!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:25 pm    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Get offa my lawn.


Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak.


sonofabitch


at least the drought is over




You gonna let the geezer diss moms like that?


Not moms. Just yours.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:53 am    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Get offa my lawn.


Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak.


sonofabitch


at least the drought is over




You gonna let the geezer diss moms like that?


Not moms. Just yours.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf6oZS5ftzc
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:54 am    Post subject:

Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:21 am    Post subject:

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Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up.


I spent a week in Temecula one night.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:22 am    Post subject:

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Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up.


I spent a week in Temecula one night.


I stopped there for lunch once.

Longest year of my life.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:23 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up.


I spent a week in Temecula one night.




Hector the Pup wrote:
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Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up.


I spent a week in Temecula one night.


I stopped there for lunch once.

Longest year of my life.



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