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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:31 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | If last night was better... |
If it was you wouldn't have been posting at 7:30 in the damn morning. |
Yup, you're mos def about that life. Btw... did you read the reports on last night being so slapstastic? |
Ipk is now blind and has werewolf hand. Bruh alize has a friend. Champale is single. I'll hook you up. |
Champale? Is that the bootleg friend of Champagne? |
In case you're still wondering...
Quote: | Finding this was the brightest bright spot in my recent hellish roadtrip to Savannah, GA. Been looking for it for years, ever since I was little and my uncle would regale me with tails of a mystical beverage, marketed to the very poor, that was part malt liquor and part champagne.
I was expecting something awful--along the lines of the mythical Meister Brau, which I still haven't found--is surprisingly pretty okay. Not just a regular malternative–you can pick up definite nodes of champagne yeast, along with big nodes of artificial grape flavoring that taste not like dimetapp but like actual grape, only artificial. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:33 am Post subject: |
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And another
Quote: | Unearthed from a dank cooler in a run-down liquor store in Wood River IL, outside of St. Louis. "Celebrate tonight with Champale... a finely brewed and unique flavored malt beverage in a class of its own." Clear 24 oz. bottle, neck stamped 120610.
Into a large mug, it sizzles with lively carbonation, but not really enough to emulate champagne. Anemic pale gold color, with a finger of white foam that rapidly fades to a thin ring around the sides.
Smells like 7-up and white grape juice, definitely artificially sweetened. Tastes and feels very similar to 7-up... fake lemon lime, sweet, bubbly, astringent. There's a undercurrent of swill in the aftertaste, along with a chalky smarties candy sweetness. I'm getting flashbacks to college, drinking Tequiza, Mike's, and similar artificially fruity alcopops. Doesn't really come across as a Malt Liquor with all the sweetener and "flavoring" dumped in. Four Loko and the like have gotta be edging Champale off the market... |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:22 am Post subject: |
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When one of the adjectives used is anemic, you know you're drinking something truly special. |
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IPK Star Player
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:55 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | What is a whippernsnapper? |
Anyone younger than me. _________________ Not a legend |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Was just reminded that it's palindrome week. 8-10-18 through 8-19-18.
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:01 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | What is a whippernsnapper? |
Anyone younger than me. |
a) is the definition implied?
b) and those older than you are called what?
c) does age indicate youth or does youth indicate age? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:03 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Was just reminded that it's palindrome week. 8-10-18 through 8-19-18.
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what an asymmetrical group of emoticons |
Can almost see what you did there. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:18 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | What is a whippernsnapper? |
Anyone younger than me. |
In other words, everyone. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | What is a whippernsnapper? |
Anyone younger than me. |
In other words, everyone. |
Watch yourself whippersnapper. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:01 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | What is a whippernsnapper? |
Anyone younger than me. |
In other words, everyone. |
Watch yourself whippersnapper. |
Make me you geezer! |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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EB is a geezer, everyone else is a whippersnapper. Not sure how to feel about this revelation. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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Get offa my lawn. _________________ Not a legend |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:25 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Get offa my lawn. |
Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak. |
sonofabitch _________________ Not a legend |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Get offa my lawn. |
Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak. |
sonofabitch |
at least the drought is over |
You gonna let the geezer diss moms like that? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Ooootay! |
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Omar Little Moderator
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Get offa my lawn. |
Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak. |
sonofabitch |
at least the drought is over |
You gonna let the geezer diss moms like that? |
Not moms. Just yours. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:53 am Post subject: |
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Omar Little wrote: | IPK wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Get offa my lawn. |
Hol up, gotta finish taking this leak. |
sonofabitch |
at least the drought is over |
You gonna let the geezer diss moms like that? |
Not moms. Just yours. |
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf6oZS5ftzc _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:21 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up. |
I spent a week in Temecula one night. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:22 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up. |
I spent a week in Temecula one night. |
I stopped there for lunch once.
Longest year of my life. |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:23 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up. |
I spent a week in Temecula one night. |
Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Will be in Temecula until further notice. Pull up. |
I spent a week in Temecula one night. |
I stopped there for lunch once.
Longest year of my life. |
_________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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