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adkindo
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 Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:21 am Post subject: Pirate in Row Boat Saves Man Thrown off Bridge |
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Police say man was thrown off Daytona Beach bridge
| Quote: | A man in Florida was arrested Sunday after he threw another man off a bridge into a river just as an officer was passing by, according to police.
The Daytona Beach Police Department said that Derrick Goodin, 21, was involved in an argument with a woman over money as she and a friend crossed the bridge over the Halifax River on Sunday. After throwing the woman's bike in the water, the 21-year-old then threw her friend, an unidentified man, over after he got involved in the argument. |
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after viewing the news video, am I the only one that feels like they totally missed the real story @ the 1:15 mark? |
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adkindo
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| come on....nobody found it inexplicable that the story included a young man dressed like an actual pirate in an actual rowboat fishing on the river when the event happened, and the local news reporter just breezed right past that part as if it was an ordinary occurrence? |
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JerryMagicKobe
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| adkindo wrote: | | come on....nobody found it inexplicable that the story included a young man dressed like an actual pirate in an actual rowboat fishing on the river when the event happened, and the local news reporter just breezed right past that part as if it was an ordinary occurrence? |
Aye. Shiver me timbers. |
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ChickenBeckerman
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Top 10 Pirate Jokes from Boy's Life Magazine
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Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Submitted by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
Submitted by Gregory W., Newark, N.Y.
Tyler: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
Ryan: A buccaneer.
Submitted by Tyler S., Pleasant Grove, Utah
A book never written: “Pirate Gold” by Barry D. Treasure.
Submitted by Anthony P., Watkinsville, Ga.
Jim: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Bo: I haven’t a clue.
Jim: Because they spend years at “C”!
Submitted by Sailesh K., Bernardsville, N.J.
A book never written: Pirate Treasure” by Barry Moore.
Submitted by Caleb C., Hermitage, Tenn.
Max: What did one pirate say to the other?
Ben: What?
Max: “I sea you!”
Submitted by Maximillian M., Amery, Wis.
Robert: Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?
Patrick: Beats me.
Robert: Because the captain was standing on the deck!
Submitted by Patrick D., San Francisco, Calif.
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
Submitted by Kyoji M., Cheswick, Pa. |
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