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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:16 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:34 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
Or claim they're going to pull out. _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:54 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
Or claim they're going to pull out. |
Claiming to pull out is still a thing? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:19 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
Or claim they're going to pull out. |
Claiming to pull out is still a thing? |
I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.
Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:31 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
Or claim they're going to pull out. |
Claiming to pull out is still a thing? |
I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.
Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable. |
Awkward and uncomfortable describes just about all of my personal relationships. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:34 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
Or claim they're going to pull out. |
Claiming to pull out is still a thing? |
I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.
Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable. |
Awkward and uncomfortable describes just about all of my personal relationships. |
I've been meaning to talk to you about your Facebook account... _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:55 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie. |
Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved. |
Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.
In other words, damn dirty liars. |
Or claim they're going to pull out. |
Claiming to pull out is still a thing? |
I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.
Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable. |
Awkward and uncomfortable describes just about all of my personal relationships. |
I've been meaning to talk to you about your Facebook account... |
Facebook? I thought I was posting on Match.com _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:35 am Post subject: |
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I've had a so called flagship phone for a couple months now. I still feel like a wizard when I just wave my hand over it and it wakes up.
I'm deeply perplexed by an online ad. Miracle grow used the song No Roots. If someone can explain it I would appreciate it. |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:39 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | I've had a so called flagship phone for a couple months now. I still feel like a wizard when I just wave my hand over it and it wakes up.
I'm deeply perplexed by an online ad. Miracle grow used the song No Roots. If someone can explain it I would appreciate it. |
Came across the same add on Match. Pull out game hasn't been the same since. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:10 am Post subject: |
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Don't know much about Miracle Grow, but I dig that Alice Merton chick who sings No Roots. Kinda reminds me of Fiona Apple. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:05 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Don't know much about Miracle Grow, but I dig that Alice Merton chick who sings No Roots. Kinda reminds me of Fiona Apple. |
Not so sure about that. I hear there's some dirt in her background. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:52 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Don't know much about Miracle Grow, but I dig that Alice Merton chick who sings No Roots. Kinda reminds me of Fiona Apple. |
Not so sure about that. I hear there's some dirt in her background. |
She's had kind of a (bleep) up life. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:40 am Post subject: |
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Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?
This is going on your permanent records. |
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Shaber Star Player
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3731 Location: The other side
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:22 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?
This is going on your permanent records. |
A good addition to my collection. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?
This is going on your permanent records. |
A good addition to my collection. |
My permanent record is being stored in the Library of Congress.
Put that in your palindrome and smoke it. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Sad day? I know EB knows what I am talking about.
It is graduation day on my campus. Means so many...commendable and upstanding coeds will be leaving town. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Shaber wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?
This is going on your permanent records. |
A good addition to my collection. |
My permanent record is being stored in the Library of Congress.
Put that in your palindrome and smoke it. |
After so many years you haven't even made it to 10k posts yet? That is one afternoon on PDTP for me.
And none of that quality over quantity crap. We all know the only good thing to come out of you was the sperm that made your kids. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Shaber wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?
This is going on your permanent records. |
A good addition to my collection. |
My permanent record is being stored in the Library of Congress.
Put that in your palindrome and smoke it. |
After so many years you haven't even made it to 10k posts yet? That is one afternoon on PDTP for me.
And none of that quality over quantity crap. We all know the only good thing to come out of you was the sperm that made your kids. |
His beats be on fire emoji status, tho. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?
This is going on your permanent records. |
Thuglife. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 6:53 am Post subject: |
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Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ? |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:37 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ? |
You can make it rain with two dollar bills. |
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Shaber Star Player
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3731 Location: The other side
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 3:46 am Post subject: |
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Since you are such financial experts.
How much pay should I demand for accepting my new position when I intend to do nothing there? _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 6:44 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Since you are such financial experts.
How much pay should I demand for accepting my new position when I intend to do nothing there? |
Considering my expertise on this subject, the going rate is printer and copier privileges and free office supplies. Oh...and lots of paid time off. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 7:58 am Post subject: |
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JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ? |
You can make it rain with two dollar bills. |
Yeah, but you can make it hail with dollar coins.
(spoiler alert - strippers don't like it when you make it hail) |
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