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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ? |
You can make it rain with two dollar bills. |
Yeah, but you can make it hail with dollar coins.
(spoiler alert - strippers don't like it when you make it hail) |
Chastity told me she likes everything I do, and that I am so funny. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90299 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 5:55 am Post subject: |
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Omar Little wrote: | https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nn9kdq/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers |
That's hot.
_________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15100
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 7:32 am Post subject: |
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Way classier to just stack the coins. |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:08 am Post subject: |
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JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:22 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Omar Little wrote: | https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nn9kdq/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers |
That's hot.
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I tried that. Didn't work out so well. _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:23 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:06 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:07 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. |
That's a sticky situation. _________________ Not a legend |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15100
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:02 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. |
That's a sticky situation. |
Did someone order extra sausage? |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:22 am Post subject: |
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JerryMagicKobe wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. |
That's a sticky situation. |
Did someone order extra sausage? |
I did but it never came. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:10 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. |
That's a sticky situation. |
Did someone order extra sausage? |
I did but it never came. |
It helps if you stop thinking about baseball. |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:59 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. |
That's a sticky situation. |
Did someone order extra sausage? |
I did but it never came. |
It helps if you stop thinking about baseball. |
Baseball may be the only thing you want to think about. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:59 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Way classier to just stack the coins. |
Much better to save your money and just stare without paying. |
Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up. |
You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right? |
Who you calling short stack? |
IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis
Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running. |
That's not syrup. |
That's a sticky situation. |
Did someone order extra sausage? |
I did but it never came. |
It helps if you stop thinking about baseball. |
Baseball may be the only thing you want to think about. |
And that actually may be syrup. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 7:10 am Post subject: |
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Here we are. Face to face. A couple of silver spoons. |
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Villain6Activated Star Player
Joined: 22 Dec 2011 Posts: 6697
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Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Everytime I take adderall I realize how much potential I really would have if I wasn't lazy as (bleep), everytime I get off adderall I realize how delusional I was for equating my potential to a version of me tweaked out on pharmacy meth. _________________ “Life is too short. You have to keep it moving.” - Kobe |
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Shaber Star Player
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3731 Location: The other side
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Somehow I never get a job I apply for.
Twice, recently, the hiring process was cancelled. God only knows why my application scares them so much.
Twice, someone else was selected, not me. But then, both times they have offered me another position. To which I have agreed. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 2:44 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Somehow I never get a job I apply for.
Twice, recently, the hiring process was cancelled. God only knows why my application scares them so much.
Twice, someone else was selected, not me. But then, both times they have offered me another position. To which I have agreed. |
"Sir, I'm afraid that that the position you wrote in on your application to our company was eliminated from the industry quite some time ago. We don't do bloodletting at Fantastic Sams anymore. But based on your CV we can offer you a job as a hair sweep!" _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
http://forums.lakersground.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13018 |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:36 am Post subject: |
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Burn them all!!!! _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:44 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 11:16 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
And do your coworkers now just ignore all the clown makeup and donkey noises coming from your desk in the middle of the day? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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