Hotel Buss & Rambii

[Lakers#1Team]

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in Ty's hair
Warm smell of cow dung, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, Ty saw a shimmering light
His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim
Ty had to stop for the night.

There they stood in the doorway;
Kurt and Linda was that smell
And Ty was thinking to himself
'This looks like heaven but it smells like Hell'
Jeanie lit up a candle and she showed Ty the way
There were Laker Greats down the corridor,
He thought he heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Buss & Rambii
Was a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Was a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Buss & Rambii
Any Laker Great (any Laker Great) you find still here

Jeanie is Linda-twisted, common sense out the window sends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How Magic talked in the presser, LGers start to sweat
Some post to remember, some post to forget

So I called up Black Mamba,
'Please bring me a quote
He said, 'we haven't had a ring here since I was the GOAT'
And still old-timers are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"

Welcome to the Hotel Buss & Rambii
Was a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Was a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel Buss & Rambii
What a crap surprise (what a crap surprise), bring your alibis

Smoke and Mirrors in the Front Office,
Rob Pelinka rolls the dice
And he said, 'we are all just newbies here, no analytical device'
And in the master's chambers,
The media gathered for the feast
They stab the Lakers with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing Ty remembers, he was
Running for the door
He had to find the passage back to the place he was before
'Relax' said ol' Action Jackson,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But your good rep can never leave!'

[CabinCreek44]

LOL Bravo!

[PartyMan]

My man.
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We pour this booze and we drink this booze because we think it's yummy. YUMMY! So over the tounge and down the throat to party in our tummys.
DOWN THE HOLA BITC*OLA!!!

[danzag]

[pjiddy]

[lts]

Don't you cry tonight, There's a heaven above Staples Center.
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You are not alone.

[SpunkieLakerCat]

Excellent!!!!!


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"You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you"

Coach Wooden

[Sentient Meat]

If we don't land Kawhi or Kyrie, The Last Resort might have been more appropriate.

[Lakers#1Team]

[levon]

award winning

[Inspector Gadget]

Bravo!!!