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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Shaber wrote: | Somehow I never get a job I apply for.
Twice, recently, the hiring process was cancelled. God only knows why my application scares them so much.
Twice, someone else was selected, not me. But then, both times they have offered me another position. To which I have agreed. |
"Sir, I'm afraid that that the position you wrote in on your application to our company was eliminated from the industry quite some time ago. We don't do bloodletting at Fantastic Sams anymore. But based on your CV we can offer you a job as a hair sweep!" |
_________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:15 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and explain to you that how you will be going there will be by airplane followed by some sort of four wheeled ground transportation to the city itself. |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and explain to you that how you will be going there will be by airplane followed by some sort of four wheeled ground transportation to the city itself. |
Goes to show what you know.
Donkey all the way! _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:17 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
This 'how' is a much shorter explanation. You're going to watch it on a computer or a phone.
Unless of course, you are going to New Orleans with 20k in which case it could be live. |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:44 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
any updates? _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10776 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
any updates? |
iPad _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:23 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
any updates? |
iPad |
On humans it is known as iHand. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10776 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 11:07 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
any updates? |
iPad |
On humans it is known as iHand. |
Tim Cook's latest innovation...iPad with a hand cream and tissue dispenser. _________________ Not a legend |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days |
Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today. |
any updates? |
iPad |
On humans it is known as iHand. |
Tim Cook's latest innovation...iPad with a hand cream and tissue dispenser. |
does it have a headphone jack? or did they take the jack off _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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Shaber Star Player
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3732 Location: The other side
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Was it her? _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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Shaber Star Player
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3732 Location: The other side
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Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Was it her? |
Or her? _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10776 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 6:36 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | Shaber wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Was it her? |
Or her? |
Probably her. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:07 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Just remember the magic words and you'll be cool |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Just remember the magic words and you'll be cool |
i can't believe i've never seen this _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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New Orleans. Checked out Bourbon St for a few minutes. I never want to return there ever again. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15100
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Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:51 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | New Orleans. Checked out Bourbon St for a few minutes. I never want to return there ever again. | Lots to do in Crescent City.
Wake up at noon and take a swamp tour (BYOB), drinks watching the sun set at the Hot Tin bar, boogie down all night at the Spotted Cat or Balcony Music Club and then beignets and chickory coffee at the Café Du Monde. |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:55 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | New Orleans. Checked out Bourbon St for a few minutes. I never want to return there ever again. |
Why not? There's open containers and lots of piss and puke,
Add in the girls flashing what you can't unsee and it's paradise with square donuts. |
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IPK Star Player
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Not just doughnuts. Square doughnuts. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Just remember the magic words and you'll be cool |
i can't believe i've never seen this |
You've never seen Army of Darkness? Son, you are missing out on Sam Raimi's greatest masterpiece. |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 11:32 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"
Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again. |
Just remember the magic words and you'll be cool |
i can't believe i've never seen this |
You've never seen Army of Darkness? Son, you are missing out on Sam Raimi's greatest masterpiece. |
I watched it that ngiht. Explained so many things including bruce campbell in the spidey movies _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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kikanga Retired Number
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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The best thing at Jack in the Box is tacos. The best thing at Del Taco is the burger. _________________ "Every hurt is a lesson, and every lesson makes you better” |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 8:08 am Post subject: |
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kikanga wrote: | The best thing at Jack in the Box is tacos. The best thing at Del Taco is the burger. |
This is the most offensive statement ever made in this thread. There is no 'best thing' at either place. |
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