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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:56 am Post subject: |
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JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Trying to decide who I want to challenge to get into the octagon with me. Maybe Seth Green.
Of course no fighting. Just some sharp witted conversation. |
Oh sure, pick an easy one. Seth is pretty useless without stop motion photography. |
Looked for accuracy in this exchange; failed miserably. Is this what it's like to be cina in NOLA? |
Accuracy is a state of mind, not an absolute. |
In other words, do not use the toilet at EB's place while only wearing socks. | You'll get stickers in your toes walking through the back yard en route. |
Can't keep it right next to the house otherwise mealtime would be a nightmare. _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Typical lightweight. Can't even handle 3 bottles of wine cooler. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:15 am Post subject: |
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preemptive bump. _________________ Not a legend |
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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And I am back. Anything happen while I was gone? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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[COMMENT DELETED. WATCH YOURSELF NEXT TIME! - IPK] _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored. |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored. |
Get off your lawn? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:03 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Typical lightweight. Can't even handle 3 bottles of wine cooler. |
Bottle number 4 is halfway thru. What say you? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:04 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | [COMMENT DELETED. WATCH YOURSELF NEXT TIME! - IPK] |
The thot of you watching yourself is why bottle number 5 will happen before the sunrise. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:06 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored. |
Get off your lawn? |
Is this side convo about a wireless phone or a wife swap? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:08 am Post subject: |
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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:43 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. _________________ Not a legend |
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:46 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
You mean 9-1-1? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:47 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored. |
Get off your lawn? |
Is this side convo about a wireless phone or a wife swap? |
Take my wife, please! _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:05 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
#6, but over the course of a day. I am surprised you are feeling anything from wine coolers spread over the course of 24 hours. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
#6, but over the course of a day. I am surprised you are feeling anything from wine coolers spread over the course of 24 hours. |
Yeah, even my nephew can handle more than that and he's 9. |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
#6, but over the course of a day. I am surprised you are feeling anything from wine coolers spread over the course of 24 hours. |
Yeah, even my nephew can handle more than that and he's 9. |
Lil homie is a lightweight irl. Bottle #7 went down easy peazy. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:55 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night. |
8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier! _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:06 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night. |
8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier! |
Right up there with those runway models that make total pigs of themselves by killing an entire fun size pack of M&Ms over the span of a whole week. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:06 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night. |
8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier! |
I've stockpiled a whole basement of these. Let the party begin. _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:28 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night. |
8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier! |
Right up there with those runway models that make total pigs of themselves by killing an entire fun size pack of M&Ms over the span of a whole week. |
TIMELINES ARE UNIMPORTANT! _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:29 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | IPK wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Imagine if relationships came with customer service?
On bottle #6. It's officially official. |
What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7. |
It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night. |
8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier! |
I've stockpiled a whole basement of these. Let the party begin. |
_________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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