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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10771 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:37 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!
Is that so much to ask? |
Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.
They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you. |
As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.
Nike. |
This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King. |
Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it. |
I'm not proud. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!
Is that so much to ask? |
Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.
They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you. |
As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.
Nike. |
This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King. |
Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it. |
It makes perfect sense.
Otherwise a keyboardist would never be able to become a citizen. |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:58 am Post subject: |
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. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:01 am Post subject: |
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29492 _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10771 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:11 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!
Is that so much to ask? |
Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.
They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you. |
As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.
Nike. |
This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King. |
Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it. |
It makes perfect sense.
Otherwise a keyboardist would never be able to become a citizen. |
At least my cat pretends to love me. _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:43 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!
Is that so much to ask? |
Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.
They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you. |
As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.
Nike. |
This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King. |
Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it. |
It makes perfect sense.
Otherwise a keyboardist would never be able to become a citizen. |
At least my cat pretends to love me. |
Pretends as in the numbers 9, 8, and 7? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10771 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:24 am Post subject: |
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IPK wrote: |
on behalf of this meaningless accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint. |
Fixed it. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:32 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: |
on behalf of this meaningless accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint. |
Fixed it. |
You're both right. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:32 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | IPK wrote: |
on behalf of this meaningless accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint. |
Fixed it. |
You're both right. |
But then, I am also quite wrong. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 17065
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:42 am Post subject: |
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That's it, you asked for it _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Dr. Laker wrote: | Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico? |
Suave? And since when did mercy have a mother? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10771 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Dear god. We may have just hit a new low. _________________ Not a legend |
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rixil Starting Rotation
Joined: 13 Apr 2001 Posts: 319 Location: West LA, Seattle
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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The ads on the site are getting distracting... Bloomingdales... Really? Aren't you a department store? _________________ Nothing ventured, nothing gained... |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 17065
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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Turkey Chow Mein? Again??? _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
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Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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After much deliberation, I've decided to stick with Chick-fil-A. Popeye's is too unreliable. They're always out of the new chicken sandwich. _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:57 am Post subject: |
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this is not how I imagined spending my Sunday morning _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes. |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.
But hey. Thug Life. |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: |
Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.
But hey. Thug Life. |
Why am I still talking to myself? Shut up! Nobody asked you! |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: |
Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.
But hey. Thug Life. |
Why am I still talking to myself? Shut up! Nobody asked you! |
Middle age white Jew rocking a Tupac sweatsuit? I'm gonna rock down to Adams and Fig. It should be fine. What's the worst that could happen? |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: |
Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.
But hey. Thug Life. |
Why am I still talking to myself? Shut up! Nobody asked you! |
Middle age white Jew rocking a Tupac sweatsuit? I'm gonna rock down to Adams and Fig. It should be fine. What's the worst that could happen? |
Okay I have the answer to that question. Does anyone happen to have gauze, forceps and a needle and thread?; just asking for a friend. If you have some peroxide that would be awesome. |
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