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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:37 am    Post subject:

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Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!

Is that so much to ask?


Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.

They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you.


As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.

Nike.

This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King.


Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:43 pm    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!

Is that so much to ask?


Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.

They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you.


As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.

Nike.

This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King.


Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it.


It makes perfect sense.

Otherwise a keyboardist would never be able to become a citizen.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:58 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:01 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:11 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!

Is that so much to ask?


Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.

They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you.


As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.

Nike.

This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King.


Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it.


It makes perfect sense.

Otherwise a keyboardist would never be able to become a citizen.

At least my cat pretends to love me.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:43 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
Italian visitors in town. They want to do lunch. Yeah, that sounds nice and all, but you're Italian, I want you to cook for me!

Is that so much to ask?


Brag about treating them to the finest Italian meal they have ever had, then take them to Olive Garden.

They'll be so insulted that they will feel compelled to cook for you.


As a current employee of said Garden... it's fair to say this is a brillant idea and will work 9 out of 10 times.

Nike.

This reminds me of the time (when I was still married) that I went to Mexico to visit my father-in-law, who raved about the new burger place in the city where he lived. He then proceeded to take us to Burger King.


Ah, now it makes sense. I was wondering who would marry the keyboardist. Green card. Now I get it.


It makes perfect sense.

Otherwise a keyboardist would never be able to become a citizen.

At least my cat pretends to love me.


Pretends as in the numbers 9, 8, and 7?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:47 am    Post subject:

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on behalf of this meaningful accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:24 am    Post subject:

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on behalf of this meaningless accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint.


Fixed it.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:32 am    Post subject:

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on behalf of this meaningless accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint.


Fixed it.


You're both right.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:32 am    Post subject:

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on behalf of this meaningless accomplishment and the specific ocean blue toepaint.


Fixed it.


You're both right.


But then, I am also quite wrong.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:41 am    Post subject:

Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:42 am    Post subject:

That's it, you asked for it
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:40 pm    Post subject:

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Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?


Suave? And since when did mercy have a mother?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:53 pm    Post subject:

Dear god. We may have just hit a new low.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:19 pm    Post subject:

The ads on the site are getting distracting... Bloomingdales... Really? Aren't you a department store?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:26 pm    Post subject:

Turkey Chow Mein? Again???
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:05 pm    Post subject:

I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:45 pm    Post subject:

After much deliberation, I've decided to stick with Chick-fil-A. Popeye's is too unreliable. They're always out of the new chicken sandwich.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:57 am    Post subject:

this is not how I imagined spending my Sunday morning
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 2:08 pm    Post subject:

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I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!


The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:24 pm    Post subject:

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Hector the Pup wrote:
I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!


The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes.


did I cop this to truly represent the PDTP crew, especially IPK? Yes. Yes I did.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:50 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!


The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes.


did I cop this to truly represent the PDTP crew, especially IPK? Yes. Yes I did.


Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.

But hey. Thug Life.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:46 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!


The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes.


did I cop this to truly represent the PDTP crew, especially IPK? Yes. Yes I did.


Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.

But hey. Thug Life.


Why am I still talking to myself? Shut up! Nobody asked you!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:51 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!


The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes.


did I cop this to truly represent the PDTP crew, especially IPK? Yes. Yes I did.


Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.

But hey. Thug Life.


Why am I still talking to myself? Shut up! Nobody asked you!


Middle age white Jew rocking a Tupac sweatsuit? I'm gonna rock down to Adams and Fig. It should be fine. What's the worst that could happen?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:00 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I don't get why people pay so much for Nikes when you can get them for so cheap elsewhere!


The absolute genius who posted this inspired my idea for a theme party. Your outfit has to come from Wish. Max budget $20. Total. Including shoes.


did I cop this to truly represent the PDTP crew, especially IPK? Yes. Yes I did.


Okay I did go over my budget. It was $25 for the sweatsuit, shoes and socks, but that includes shipping.

But hey. Thug Life.


Why am I still talking to myself? Shut up! Nobody asked you!


Middle age white Jew rocking a Tupac sweatsuit? I'm gonna rock down to Adams and Fig. It should be fine. What's the worst that could happen?


Okay I have the answer to that question. Does anyone happen to have gauze, forceps and a needle and thread?; just asking for a friend. If you have some peroxide that would be awesome.
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