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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:19 pm    Post subject: Best South Park Quotes

Best quotes from South Park.

Chef's Father: [at Chef's rehearsal dinner] Could I have everyone's attention, please?
[crowd quiets]
Chef's Father: Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady.
[sniffles]
Chef's Father: I'm very happy for them both.
[begins to choke back tears]
Chef's Father: Ooh, there I go - I told myself I wasn't gonna cry.
Chef: It's okay, pop.
Chef's Mother: Thomas, you're gonna get me going now.
[begins to tear up]
Chef's Father: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
Chef's Mother: Tree-fitty!
Chef's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!
Chef's Mother: Lord, it was scary!
Chef's Father: I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:43 pm    Post subject:

He's made in Japan! - Butters.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:26 pm    Post subject:

Children! - Chef
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:28 pm    Post subject:

Mom, batroom....batroom- Cartman's fattest moment playing WoW
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:37 pm    Post subject:

I told you that Manbearpig is real! - Al Gore.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:24 pm    Post subject:

"Hey look! Tom Cruise has Seaman on his back!"
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:52 pm    Post subject:

Cripple Fight!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:54 pm    Post subject:

screw you guys im going home - Eric Cartman
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:59 pm    Post subject:

When Cartman is agonozing over finding out that he's half ginger and then is reminded that he's also half Denver Bronco, which means that he's "pretty kewwwwlll"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:27 pm    Post subject:

Rob Schneider was an animal, then he was a women. Now, Rob Schneider is a CARROT! ---Parody movie announcer on Rob Schneider's films.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:15 pm    Post subject:

They Took our Jobs!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:18 pm    Post subject:

"You're a towel"

"Wanna get high?"
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:46 am    Post subject:

They toooook his job!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:01 pm    Post subject:

Oh hamburgers!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:11 am    Post subject:

Three fifty.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:34 am    Post subject:

No kitty, this is MY POT PIE!


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Vote or Die mutha (bleep)!
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"I'm Barbra Streisand!"
"So?"
"So, I'm a very famous and a very important individual."
"Like John Elway important?"
"What?!"
"Do you know John Elway?"
"No!"
"Oh, so you're really famous and important, but you don't know John Elway."
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:06 pm    Post subject:

Whoa! Surprise nobody said it.

"You killed Kenny!"

"You bastard!"
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"Wanna get high?"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:47 pm    Post subject:

But mommmmmm - Cartman
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Mmmokaaaaaaaay - Mr. Mackey.
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Godbe Bryant wrote:
screw you guys im going home - Eric Cartman

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Sweeet - Eric Cartman
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