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nessa247
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 Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:41 pm Post subject: Why didn't Lebron go to college? Because he didn’t wanna show up for the finals. |
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| Haha. That's it. Lock this puppy up. |
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som3on3_10
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| I LOL'd. haha I'm gonna have to use this one haha |
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lounger
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 at least I got in before... |
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chipotleattack
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 Good one! |
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NOODLESTYLE
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LakerFan87
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Did any of you get the new LeBron cell phone?
It only works on vibrate because it doesn't have a ring.
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Akebono
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| Why don't you want to ask Lebron for change for a dollar? B/c he wont give you the 4th quarter. |
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nessa247
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| Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... when Jordan played baseball. |
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RealOne
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| Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Just got this on twitter: 70 years after WW2, LeBron James has America rooting for the German. |
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senator kobe
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| Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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so many lols
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| After the game, someone swore they saw Kobe shooting jumpers on the Heat's court. |
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nessa247
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| What is the difference between a Miami Heat player and a baby? A baby eventually stops crying. |
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nessa247
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Lebron: Like a good neighbor state Farm is there, with a championship ring.
State Farm agent: Come on now Lebron, let's be realistic... |
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Flight#24
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| nessa247 wrote: | | Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... when Jordan played baseball. |
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Sour Tower
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| Apparently June 13 is being named LeBron James day around the world. Everybody who works on June 13 gets to leave work 12 minutes early. |
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RealOne
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| Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| nessa247 wrote: | Lebron: Like a good neighbor state Farm is there, with a championship ring.
State Farm agent: Come on now Lebron, let's be realistic... |
Agent then pulls out the world's smallest violin  |
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8kb24
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lebron would be better in the nhl where theres only 3 quarters
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| SilverBullet wrote: | | ...I'm not planning to make drug or anything. Plus, this may only work in a 3rd world country because American cops are smart. Plus, they don't have K-9 units over there. |
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ElliotTheFan
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| While exploring other options in the world of sports, LeBron James contacted NASCAR officials about a possible appearance in an upcoming race. NASCAR declined the offer informing Mr James that while the offer was enticing, driving a stock car requires using a clutch, not chasing it. |
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Jamesikan
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numero-ocho
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| Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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LeBron now has something in common with Elvis.
Two Kings who went out failing to come up with a deuce.
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skin
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| i asked lebron for change for a dollar, but he only gave me three quarters |
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skin
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:30 am Post subject: |
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| monday is national lebron james day. everybody gets to leave work 12 minutes early |
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jolida5
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| Lebron! You can't take shortcuts moron! |
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ElliotTheFan
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| Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| numero-ocho wrote: | LeBron now has something in common with Elvis.
Two Kings who went out failing to come up with a deuce. |
I didn't know that's how Elvis died. |
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