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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:58 pm    Post subject:

TheGOATWears#24 wrote:
I blow bubbles using my saliva and tongue.


You ain't the only one, sir.

This thread is really a good way of picking out the crazies out of the LG bunch. And apparently we have quite of few.

With that, I can easily tell if anything in my home has been moved within a fraction of an inch. Misery style, bizinches!
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:01 pm    Post subject:

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When I drive, I try to predict the behavior of all cars on the road. Depending on who is unpredictable, I'll pass them, or just create a path for drivers who want to pass. Zero accidents. 14 years.


I do this too. My road radar is on point.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:06 pm    Post subject:

I do kegels at work or when I'm stressed out.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:07 pm    Post subject:

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I do kegels at work or when I'm stressed out.


Are you a prostitute?
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:31 pm    Post subject:

Sometimes when I'm walking and I bump into something like a the doorway or whatever, I say "eyyyy" like kobe does when he gets fouled.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:38 pm    Post subject:

i rub my feet while i sleep. i do not know why
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:42 pm    Post subject:

lakerforever24 wrote:
i rub my feet while i sleep. i do not know why


How did you find this out?
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:45 pm    Post subject:

Do imitations of things I see in movies and TV shows.

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:09 pm    Post subject:

Have a supply of baby wipes at work for when I have to deuce. In the past 10 or so years I have probably "converted" about 25-30 people.

When I still had my outdoor hoop in the backyard, I would have to go out and throw down a dunk whenever the Lakers lost a game, just to relieve some of my anger. Didn't matter if it was late at night or raining outside. I would have to actually convert the dunk too before I went back inside. I had it set at about 9 and a half feet (I'm about 5'9) but half the time I'd have had a few beers and most likely some grub during the game... so needless to say it was a chore at times.

When at the store, I NEVER grab the item that is right in front. For example, if there is a drink on one of the freezer racks at the market, I have to move the first one out of the way and grab the 2nd or 3rd one behind it.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:08 pm    Post subject:

I insert my right pinky into my right ear, then I turn my wrist counter clockwise so my palm is facing up, then I flick my pinky out of my ear creating a loud popping sound. Endless enjoyment, strangely though I never could do it with my left ear.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:23 pm    Post subject:

When I was a kid and my mom would leave me in the car for a few minutes, I used to hide between the seats of our family Suburban or in the trunk because I was so convinced I was going to be kidnapped. I thought it would give me the best chance of not being seen by a kidnapper.

Whenever I bump into a cabinet or furniture on my left side, I square up to fight it and (bleep) my right fist back like I'm going to launch it. Still do it to this day.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:32 pm    Post subject:

Sometimes I'll mouth breathe for a good two minutes and then I'll run my tongue over the roof of my mouth
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:05 am    Post subject:

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Have a supply of baby wipes at work for when I have to deuce. In the past 10 or so years I have probably "converted" about 25-30 people.

When I still had my outdoor hoop in the backyard, I would have to go out and throw down a dunk whenever the Lakers lost a game, just to relieve some of my anger. Didn't matter if it was late at night or raining outside. I would have to actually convert the dunk too before I went back inside. I had it set at about 9 and a half feet (I'm about 5'9) but half the time I'd have had a few beers and most likely some grub during the game... so needless to say it was a chore at times.

When at the store, I NEVER grab the item that is right in front. For example, if there is a drink on one of the freezer racks at the market, I have to move the first one out of the way and grab the 2nd or 3rd one behind it.


I have been contemplating converting to baby wipes. The only thing holding me back was being too ashamed to buy them. I don't know why I should be ashamed but I just am.

This makes me realize that it's more normal than I thought.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:15 am    Post subject:

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I have been contemplating converting to baby wipes. The only thing holding me back was being too ashamed to buy them. I don't know why I should be ashamed but I just am.


lmao!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:20 am    Post subject:

whenever i pass a doorway, i always slap or grab the top of it and pretend im dunking
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:47 am    Post subject:

Sometimes I keep my eyes open for as long as I can until I can't anymore. I don't know why, it feels weird and I like it.

Sometimes when I'm alone in my room, I'll pretend to cross someone over with an invisible ball and then do a Kobe fade-away. Then I'll do his fist pump.

Whenever I take a dump, doesn't matter where it is, I'll put toilet paper on the seat. I just have to. Even in my own home.

Whenever I eat, I always feel like there is food around my mouth, so I use SO MANY napkins.

I'll bat-wing my balls at the most awkward moments. Like talking to my mom, or love interest.

I'll forget I have a tongue and I'll have to move it around in my mouth to remind myself it's there.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:51 am    Post subject:

onepinoyboy8 wrote:
whenever i pass a doorway, i always slap or grab the top of it and pretend im dunking

I slap it like college football players slap the plaque before getting out on the field.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:03 am    Post subject:

Whenever I sigh my mouth automatically starts makes helicopter noises
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:13 am    Post subject:

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I take deep whiffs of my own farts. Like the smellier the more gratifying.


I am sure 90% of all males do this
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:17 am    Post subject:

I never take the first item on display at the grocery store. I take the one behind it or the one after it. Assuming sooo many dirty hands have been touching the item on display.

If I buy something and I have change, I try to use the ugliest looking one whether they are coins or dollar bills.

I can't stand the sight of dried water or drips of water on the ground, so I always wipe it up.

I like to spit gum out of my car window - sorry I litter.

I like the volume on my tv to be on an "EVEN" number.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:06 am    Post subject:

PLATNUM wrote:
Have a supply of baby wipes at work for when I have to deuce. In the past 10 or so years I have probably "converted" about 25-30 people.

When I still had my outdoor hoop in the backyard, I would have to go out and throw down a dunk whenever the Lakers lost a game, just to relieve some of my anger. Didn't matter if it was late at night or raining outside. I would have to actually convert the dunk too before I went back inside. I had it set at about 9 and a half feet (I'm about 5'9) but half the time I'd have had a few beers and most likely some grub during the game... so needless to say it was a chore at times.

When at the store, I NEVER grab the item that is right in front. For example, if there is a drink on one of the freezer racks at the market, I have to move the first one out of the way and grab the 2nd or 3rd one behind it.


I do that too. Not really for any irrational reason, I just assume it's been touched and I want a clean one.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:10 pm    Post subject:

When I leave the house, I lock the door and I wiggle the knob 3 times.....then I walk away and start to wonder if I locked the door so I will run back and check it again.

Sometimes when I believe there is no one around I shoot "air" jumpers (without jumping)....

Sometimes when I get a certain NBA basketball player on my mind I start to imitate his shooting form when I practice or play. My worst shooting slumps have come when I have Luke Walton or Sasha form on my mind.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:39 pm    Post subject:

Before an important interview or meeting, I find the nearest mall and use the free cologne.

And in med school, instead of doing laundry, I just go to Walmart/Target on the way home and buy the cheapest 6 pack of boxers they have. That lasts me for a week.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:46 pm    Post subject:

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I never take the first item on display at the grocery store. I take the one behind it or the one after it. Assuming sooo many dirty hands have been touching the item on display.

If I buy something and I have change, I try to use the ugliest looking one whether they are coins or dollar bills.

I can't stand the sight of dried water or drips of water on the ground, so I always wipe it up.

I like to spit gum out of my car window - sorry I litter.

I like the volume on my tv to be on an "EVEN" number.


LOL at the first one, I do the same damn thing, but at all stars. If I'm buying a blu ray, I buy one from the middle. I have a serious mental panic if there is only one copy.

I do the same thing with money, too.

I can't set my alarms to a cliche time like 5:00, 5:15, 6:30, etc... I have to do like 5:03, 5:14, 6:27
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:50 pm    Post subject:

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Before an important interview or meeting, I find the nearest mall and use the free cologne.

And in med school, instead of doing laundry, I just go to Walmart/Target on the way home and buy the cheapest 6 pack of boxers they have. That lasts me for a week.


Why don't you just use Dormaid?
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