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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:43 am    Post subject:

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If a business offers wetnaps I stuff my pockets with them until I've emptied the counter stock or my pockets are full.


Better use them quick. Maybe your base boards. Depending on the grade, those things can dry out pretty fast.


Oh, I know, believe me. You're right. I keep detailed logs of wetnap usage which include moistness...link:

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:06 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Gimme_the_rock wrote:
C M B wrote:
If a business offers wetnaps I stuff my pockets with them until I've emptied the counter stock or my pockets are full.


Better use them quick. Maybe your base boards. Depending on the grade, those things can dry out pretty fast.


Oh, I know, believe me. You're right. I keep detailed logs of wetnap usage which include moistness...link:

http://i.imgur.com/qhP2ORd.jpg


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:07 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Gimme_the_rock wrote:
C M B wrote:
If a business offers wetnaps I stuff my pockets with them until I've emptied the counter stock or my pockets are full.


Better use them quick. Maybe your base boards. Depending on the grade, those things can dry out pretty fast.


Oh, I know, believe me. You're right. I keep detailed logs of wetnap usage which include moistness...link:

http://i.imgur.com/qhP2ORd.jpg


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:25 am    Post subject:

lol!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:34 am    Post subject:

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If I take a dump less than 15 min after a shower, I'll have to shower again.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:31 pm    Post subject:

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re-rack weights


ROFLMAO!!!!


Be at the gym during non-peak, ghost town times. After 40 minutes of monopolizing all 5 out of the 5 machines/stations I need, in perfect rhythm, and with no interruptions, some...bastard...comes in and does a set on one of them. HOW F'ING DARE YOU
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:20 pm    Post subject:

I won't drink milk out of a carton or glass someone else has drank out of. Milk is not like sharing a sip of wine- once someone else's lips touch the container it's spoiled.

So I keep a separate gallon in the fridge and label it "Josh's Milk Do Not Touch".
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:47 am    Post subject:

Whenever I'm in a social setting, for a certain period of time, I mentally rank the women I've noticed by how much I would like to sleep with them.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:49 am    Post subject:

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Whenever I'm in a social setting, for a certain period of time, I mentally rank the women I've noticed by how much I would like to sleep with them.


>things you think only you do
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:56 am    Post subject:

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Whenever I'm in a social setting, for a certain period of time, I mentally rank the women I've noticed by how much I would like to sleep with them.


>things you think only you do


Oh, phew. I thought I was a perv.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:30 pm    Post subject:

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Whenever I'm in a social setting, for a certain period of time, I mentally rank the women I've noticed by how much I would like to sleep with them.


>things you think only you do


Oh, phew. I thought I was a perv.


You still might be, but that particular quirk sounds like typical mammalian behavior. If you would've said "rank them by how much I want them to smash canned pumpkin with their feet while wearing cloth diapers"...wait, still too common.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:02 pm    Post subject:

vanexelent wrote:
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Whenever I'm in a social setting, for a certain period of time, I mentally rank the women I've noticed by how much I would like to sleep with them.


>things you think only you do


Oh, phew. I thought I was a perv.


You're all right lest you have tiny, orange hands that serve as autonomous grabbing implements.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:15 pm    Post subject:

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vanexelent wrote:
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vanexelent wrote:
Whenever I'm in a social setting, for a certain period of time, I mentally rank the women I've noticed by how much I would like to sleep with them.


>things you think only you do


Oh, phew. I thought I was a perv.


You're all right lest you have tiny, orange hands that serve as autonomous grabbing implements.


Then you do it during family functions
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:09 pm    Post subject:

I clip my nails outdoors because so I don't have to care where they land.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:14 am    Post subject:

If I’m walking by or near a person who sounds or appear sick, I subtly hold my breath. Lol
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:57 am    Post subject:

I place my feet on blocks when going number two to ease elimination and I don't want to spend money on a squatty potty when I have spare blocks lying around.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:40 am    Post subject:

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If I’m walking by or near a person who sounds or appear sick, I subtly hold my breath. Lol


Definitely not the only one. I do believe I'm the only person I've ever seen who coughs or sneezes into their sleeve when a tissue isn't available even though health professionals have been telling us to do that for years.

Obviously if so many people are telling you to do it you aren't the only one but I've never seen anyone else do it.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:27 am    Post subject:

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I place my feet on blocks when going number two to ease elimination and I don't want to spend money on a squatty potty when I have spare blocks lying around.


wooden blocks?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:34 am    Post subject:

I absolutely hate hate hate it when I’m eating and different foods mix or touch on my plate and if I can get away with it at home, I’ll eat each individual portion separately in order. Or if I’m at a restaurant for brunch ordering breakfast with a side of fruit, that (bleep) has to be served on an entirely different plate

I’ll deal with it if I’m out and about with friends just because I don’t want to make a big deal about it but it still drives me up the wall for really no reason

Like I’m good with dipping food but if my runny eggs bleed over into another portion, side of spinach touches another portion that just grosses me the hell out
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:35 pm    Post subject:

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I absolutely hate hate hate it when I’m eating and different foods mix or touch on my plate and if I can get away with it at home, I’ll eat each individual portion separately in order. Or if I’m at a restaurant for brunch ordering breakfast with a side of fruit, that (bleep) has to be served on an entirely different plate


The worst is cranberry sauce on the Thxgiving entree plate and yet I've seen it done with reckless abandon. Pink mashed potatoes aren't excellent.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:41 pm    Post subject:

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Oh, no doubt, I am a son of a (bleep) when it comes to free stuff. Like a restaurant that has moist towelettes available?


It ain't just old ladies that do it.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:15 pm    Post subject:

Never take the top soda lid. I grab one in the middle thinking dirty hands or dust settle on the top
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:41 pm    Post subject:

justsomelakerfan wrote:
I absolutely hate hate hate it when I’m eating and different foods mix or touch on my plate and if I can get away with it at home, I’ll eat each individual portion separately in order. Or if I’m at a restaurant for brunch ordering breakfast with a side of fruit, that (bleep) has to be served on an entirely different plate

I’ll deal with it if I’m out and about with friends just because I don’t want to make a big deal about it but it still drives me up the wall for really no reason

Like I’m good with dipping food but if my runny eggs bleed over into another portion, side of spinach touches another portion that just grosses me the hell out


Hahaha. My friend is like this and we argue (more of a fun argue) every time because I don’t get how so many people are like this.

He would look like with disgust as I broke the egg yolk and let it drip out all over the chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes and here I am thinking this is heaven on a plate. Haha.

I would ask him the same question I ask you, how do yiu eat a burrito?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 6:27 pm    Post subject:

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dont_be_a_wuss wrote:
I place my feet on blocks when going number two to ease elimination and I don't want to spend money on a squatty potty when I have spare blocks lying around.


wooden blocks?


Cork.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:37 pm    Post subject:

Blow flatulence bubbles in the bath tub. It's amazing how the odor is still present when they pop.
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