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KG24
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 Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:59 pm Post subject: How bad has it gotten? Joke Thread |
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I was just thinking that it is so bad, that I turn after a Milwakee 14-0 start. I ment to turn back, but I forgot the Lakers where playing. After the movie I remembered that I turned a way for a few seconds and when I turned back the game was over.
So I thought to cheer everyone up, I wanted to do "How bad has it gotten jokes". but I don't know any... I am sure there are lots of funny Lakergrounders out there.
How bad has it gotten? It gotten so bad that now in Los Angeles when you get caught speeding, they give you a Lakers ticket. On your second offense they make you use it. |
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BennyLava
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| How bad has it gotten? Its gotten so bad, that if you can dribble the ball without tripping they make you play starting PG on the Lakers team. |
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dont_be_a_wuss
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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| We have been on a steady downward trend the just never stops. People keep thinking its going to be over, but it doesn't stop. Oh how deep does the rabbit hole go. |
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ReaListik
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| BennyLava wrote: | | How bad has it gotten? Its gotten so bad, that if you can dribble the ball without tripping they make you play starting PG on the Lakers team. |
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jaysorbet
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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bad ....a-s-s!
Great play and effort, Nick Young for MVP!!
Happy New Year!! We ended on a good note for 2013, just like Pau tweeted!!! |
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KG24
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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I thought there would be more talent here in Los Angeles...
"It's gotten so bad, that the Lakers celebrities, asked management not to point them out during the telecasts... |
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slavavov
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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I hope it doesn't get to the point where celebrities jump ship and start attending Clippers games.
I read somewhere that in the early 90s even Jack started going to Knicks games.
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BennyLava
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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| how bad has it gotten? Its gotten so bad that MDA believes that defense is going to help lakers win games. |
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ReaListik
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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| BennyLava wrote: | | how bad has it gotten? Its gotten so bad that MDA believes that defense is going to help lakers win games. |
Keep these coming
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laker4life
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Pretty bad.
I think there was a time when we had Elmore Smith as the center for this team in the 70s when it was pretty scary.
Since Jerry Buss bought this team, we have never experience a period like this.
How ironic is the year after Jerry passed away we go though this.
Thank you Jim Buss. |
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LakerCity
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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| laker4life wrote: | Pretty bad.
I think there was a time when we had Elmore Smith as the center for this team in the 70s when it was pretty scary.
Since Jerry Buss bought this team, we have never experience a period like this.
How ironic is the year after Jerry passed away we go though this.
Thank you Jim Buss. |
really? |
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dao
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its gotten so bad that the Lakers now have a worse roster, coach, and (gasp) owner than the Clippers! . . .  . . .  . . . 
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1hu2ren3dui4
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| laker4life wrote: | Pretty bad.
I think there was a time when we had Elmore Smith as the center for this team in the 70s when it was pretty scary.
Since Jerry Buss bought this team, we have never experience a period like this.
How ironic is the year after Jerry passed away we go though this.
Thank you Jim Buss. |
Man you totally skipped over the 90s. |
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BennyLava
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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| how bad has it gotten? Its gotten so bad, the league has vetoed the lakers loses giving them 30 bonus wins for the season citing basketball reasons. |
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BennyLava
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| how bad has it gotten? It's gotten so bad, referees are claiming the Lakers are fixed. |
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Reflexx
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| It's so bad that D'antoni is already prepping the lineup for when Marshall is inevitably injured. |
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dont_be_a_wuss
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| 1hu2ren3dui4 wrote: | | laker4life wrote: | Pretty bad.
I think there was a time when we had Elmore Smith as the center for this team in the 70s when it was pretty scary.
Since Jerry Buss bought this team, we have never experience a period like this.
How ironic is the year after Jerry passed away we go though this.
Thank you Jim Buss. |
Man you totally skipped over the 90s. |
At this rate we will be just a hair above the 1993-1994 team, but still on track for our 5th worst season in franchise history and our 3rd worst in LA.
http://www.lakersuniverse.com/history/bestandworstseasons.htm |
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Dladi Vidac
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It's gettin' pretty bad, I tell ya', I tell ya', tonight D'antoni's wife is making him join a bridge club. He jumps off next Tuesday.
It's gettin' ugly too. I tell ya', I tell ya', D'antoni's mom never breast fed him as a baby. She told him she just wanted to be friends.
Our coaching staff get's no respect, no respect I tell ya'. D'antoni asked his wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you
rate me as a coach?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'
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BennyLava
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| How bad has it gotten? It's gotten so bad, that Chazz is scouting for new cocktail recipes. |
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KG24
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| Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| dao wrote: | | its gotten so bad that the Lakers now have a worse roster, coach, and (gasp) owner than the Clippers! . . . . . . . . . |
winner! |
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Dladi Vidac
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It's gettin' pretty bad I tell ya'. Gasol went to see the doctor... Doctor Gary Vitti-boom-ba. He said, "Doc, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? Doc said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect!"
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KG24
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| Reflexx wrote: | | It's so bad that D'antoni is already prepping the lineup for when Marshall is inevitably injured. |
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Mitch just tried to trade 2014, 15, and 16 for 2009.
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Anthem_Joker
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| At the rate injuries are going, at some point whether we like it or not, we might have to rely on Williams to take over as the floor general lol. Ironically, Dantoni wouldn't have any issues with that seeing as how he lets him eat up most of player minutes anyway. |
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T3R
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Gotten so bad Ireland is even negative about the team.
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