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angrypuppy
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| Only 4 times in 2 days? Damn, that kid's gun must have jammed. |
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C M B
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Sperm: China's #1 resource
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KobeRe-Loaded
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| angrypuppy wrote: | | Only 4 times in 2 days? Damn, that kid's gun must have jammed. |
BACKFIRE!
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| Poor guy had blue balls...all that back pressure probably killed him... |
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Grammer
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If all it takes to be considered a 'marathon masturbator' is 4 times/10 days, then....
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USCandLakers
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Looks like we have our first casualty of the Fappening.
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C M B
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| Quote: | | They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious. |
In China, even when you're pleasuring yourself you're not free.
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frijolero01
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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| angrypuppy wrote: | | Only 4 times in 2 days? Damn, that kid's gun must have jammed. |
For real. I used to do that much in just as many hours.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| C M B wrote: | | Quote: | | They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious. |
In China, even when you're pleasuring yourself you're not free. |
Sounds like he was improperly handling the situation.
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JerryMagicKobe
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| If 4 times in 10 days was fatal then every kid would have a life expectancy of 10 days after the onset of puberty. |
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| 24 wrote: | | C M B wrote: | | Quote: | | They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious. |
In China, even when you're pleasuring yourself you're not free. |
Sounds like he was improperly handling the situation. |
Hands down he was a handy, hands-on type of guy who had the world in the palm of his hand and seemed to be able to handle the situation handily without getting out of hand or needing a hand or a hand out from anyone. |
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C M B
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| 24 wrote: | | C M B wrote: | | Quote: | | They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious. |
In China, even when you're pleasuring yourself you're not free. |
Sounds like he was improperly handling the situation. |
He came in to make a quick deposit but he came so frequently that they decided to open an estate account.
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C M B
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| JerryMagicKobe wrote: | | 24 wrote: | | C M B wrote: | | Quote: | | They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious. |
In China, even when you're pleasuring yourself you're not free. |
Sounds like he was improperly handling the situation. |
Hands down he was a handy, hands-on type of guy who had the world in the palm of his hand and seemed to be able to handle the situation handily without getting out of hand or needing a hand or a hand out from anyone. |
Confucius say, man who feel cocky all day long die hard.
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angrypuppy
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| The clinic is stuck in a sticky situation. |
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Fallout
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If thats a marathon, then we are super-ultra-marathoners here.
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Grammer
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Someone give that man a medal, or a hand or two, he died serving his country and left nothing in the clip.
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angrypuppy
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| Fallout wrote: | | If thats a marathon, then we are super-ultra-marathoners here. |
Marathoner? Hell, he had no staying power. |
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sickside323
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| Hell, I've wacked it 4 times since I've opened this thread, and i have a girlfriend. |
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rwongega
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ElginBaylor
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May he rest in peace. In life he certainly wore his HEART ON his sleeve.
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Fallout
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His five best friends tried to save his life by taming the one eye beast by flogging the chicken but unfortunately he didn't come to.
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Moses
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:33 am Post subject: |
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4 times in 10 days? Most people I know (even those in a relationship) still hit that levels
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unleasHell
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Why the hell do they even have or need a sperm bank in such an over populated country?
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