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Who wins?
Jason Bourne
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Bruce Lee
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:07 pm    Post subject: Bourne v. Lee

Who wins a fight between Jason Bourne and Bruce Lee?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:35 pm    Post subject:

I always thought Matt Damon was kind of a Streisand but...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:14 pm    Post subject:

In reality Bruce, in a movie, according to who was the star.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:05 pm    Post subject:

Bourne would get in a few hits only because Bruce would be laughing his ass off at the CONSTANT SHAKY CAM!. After that nonsense is over, Bruce kicks Bourne's ass and laments the state of present day action movie choreography.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:08 pm    Post subject:

Bourne because he would just shoot him.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:58 pm    Post subject:

next bracket: Wolverine vs. Danny Bonaduce
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:36 pm    Post subject:

Bourne is chemically enhanced.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:02 am    Post subject: Re: Bourne v. Lee

KobeBryantCliffordBrown wrote:
Who wins a fight between Jason Bourne and Bruce Lee?


Depends. Bourne as better counter-moves, but Bruce has the power and range. Whoever gets the first shot in probably takes this.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:26 am    Post subject:

Bruce Lee would slaughter Matt Damon then hand him an apple.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:19 pm    Post subject:

Jason Bourne. I just can't take Bruce Lee serious in any way.

But Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel would really enjoy to watch the fight...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:29 pm    Post subject:

cathy78 wrote:
Jason Bourne. I just can't take Bruce Lee serious in any way.

But Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel would really enjoy to watch the fight...



Seriously? Dude was perhaps the first MMA fighter. He was a beast. And Chuck Norris would kill Vin Diesel.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:36 pm    Post subject:

Jim Kelly vs Chuck Norris. Jim Kelly with a early KO.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:37 pm    Post subject:

jodeke wrote:
Jim Kelly vs Chuck Norris. Jim Kelly with a early KO.



My first Kenpo arts instructor was Steve Sanders. His dojo was right across the street from Kelly's on Crenshaw. We used to get into it all the time with them.

In the movie "Enter the Dragon," Sanders was the one who he handed the dojo to before Kelly went walking down the alley way where he was confronted by the police. Sanders and Norris were both students of Ed Parker. Here is some footage of the two of them fighting. At one point Sanders was World Champ but Norris was better judging from this clip.








I don't think Kelly could hang with either of them.


Excerpt from a clip with Kelly.


BB: Were there any competitors back then who had such exceptional control that they could stop a full-power punch just short of your face?

KELLY: Yes, Steve Sanders. He was the greatest fighter to ever come out of Ed Parker's kenpo system. He was an incredible fighter, but he was the kind of guy you knew wouldn't hurt you. He had the best control, but I think he was a little too nice in the ring. People try to make us out to be enemies because we competed a lot against each other, but he's a great friend, and no one can take that away from us. We used to spar all the time, and once even had schools one block from each other. We worked out to- gether all the time, in the dojo, in the park, wherever we could find room to spar.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:15 pm    Post subject:

cathy78 wrote:
Jason Bourne. I just can't take Bruce Lee serious in any way.


Bourne is an over the top fictionalized character. Bruce Lee could actually do the things he was depicted as doing.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:25 pm    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
next bracket: Wolverine vs. Danny Bonaduce


Wolverine.

next bracket: Pee Wee Herman vs. Justin Beiber
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:10 pm    Post subject:

LakerLand247 wrote:
C M B wrote:
next bracket: Wolverine vs. Danny Bonaduce


Wolverine.

next bracket: Pee Wee Herman vs. Justin Beiber

Pee Wee would beat Beib to a wrinkle.
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