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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:04 am    Post subject: Dwight Howard owns 50 guns (including Bazookas) and 20 snakes

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nbc-yahoo-sports/mad-dash--dwight-howard-has-20-snakes--over-50-guns-161421744.html

So what's the over/under on how long it takes him to pull a Plaxico Burress?

Can't beleive this guy is a real person, he is an incredible example of an idiot athlete

EDIT: Whoops, linked fixed now


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:39 am    Post subject:

And not one condom.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:48 am    Post subject:

Whatever makes him feel secure
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:12 pm    Post subject:

Dwight who?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:19 pm    Post subject:

thread makes no sense lol
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:30 pm    Post subject:

ocho wrote:
And not one condom.


Actually, that's the Clippers jersey that the OP is linking to.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:35 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
ocho wrote:
And not one condom.


Actually, that's the Clippers jersey that the OP is linking to.



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:35 pm    Post subject:

The likelihood of a catastrophic accident for Dwight is still higher than Dwight's chances of making a free throw.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:53 pm    Post subject:

Moral: Guns and snakes don't make you hardcore.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:58 pm    Post subject:

non-player zealot wrote:
Moral: Guns and snakes don't make you hardcore.


Bingo. He's still a (bleep).
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:04 pm    Post subject:

danzag wrote:
non-player zealot wrote:
Moral: Guns and snakes don't make you hardcore.


Bingo. He's still a (bleep).
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:24 pm    Post subject:

ocho wrote:
And not one condom.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:51 pm    Post subject:

Kobe's going to ship him a Black Mamba. It'll kill all his other snakes and hiss "sssssssssssssssssoft" at him.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:41 pm    Post subject:

So he's 11 years old still.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:45 pm    Post subject:

danzag wrote:
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Moral: Guns and snakes don't make you hardcore.


Bingo. He's still a (bleep).


Even some of the dudes on telly who have collections of hot snakes (including deadly snakes like cobras, kobesnakes, Aussie snakes) are typically nerdly too. The dons that have those kinda snakes are the ones who milk them for antivenom that often saves the life of the nerds like Dwight. There was an old dude named Bill Haast that was a legend of milking venomous snakes. He injected himself with diluted venom for decades and survived bites from a kobesnake, king cobra, rattlers, etc. He was sharp up to his 90s, so he theorized that the venom kept him young.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:00 pm    Post subject:

That's a fairly conservative gun collection for Texas
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:56 pm    Post subject:

But not one snake-gun?! Why even have all that money?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 5:47 pm    Post subject:

Y'all care too much lmao so salty
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Dwight Howard owns 50 guns (including Bazookas) and 20 snakes

AY2043 wrote:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nbc-yahoo-sports/mad-dash--dwight-howard-has-20-snakes--over-50-guns-161421744.html

So what's the over/under on how long it takes him to pull a Plaxico Burress?

Can't beleive this guy is a real person, he is an incredible example of an idiot athlete

EDIT: Whoops, linked fixed now


Or even worse, a Jason Williams.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:57 pm    Post subject:

da.gawd. wrote:
Y'all care too much lmao so salty


Consider yourself sodium free.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:40 pm    Post subject:

It's funny how, in the US, it's very common for people to have guns. I've never even touched one, and don't want to.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:43 pm    Post subject:

danzag wrote:
It's funny how, in the US, it's very common for people to have guns. I've never even touched one, and don't want to.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:51 pm    Post subject:

50 guns and he hasn't been able to shoot his whole career?
#irony
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:51 pm    Post subject:

Dwight seems like the kinda guy who stands in front of a mirror doing James Bond poses with his guns.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:38 am    Post subject:

Mike@LG wrote:
So he's 11 years old still.



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