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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 4:42 pm    Post subject: All-NBA Douche teams, 2014-2015 edition

Alright, time for the annual All-NBA Douche team selections. These need to be revised, but here are some initial impressions.

1st team

G--Rajon Rondo
G-- Chris Paul
F-- LeBron James
F-- Blake Griffin
C-- Dwight Howard

2nd team

G--Brandon Jennings
G-- J.R. Smith
F-- Terrance Jones
F-- Nick Young
C-- DeMarcus Cousins

3rd team

G-- Russell Westbrook
G-- Derrick Rose
F-- Paul Pierce
F-- Kevin Garnett
C-- Steven Adams

Coach: ?

Douche of the Year: LeBron?

Most improved Douche: ?
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 5:49 pm    Post subject:

Douche COTY: Doc Rivers

Douche of the Year: Tie between Lebron and Dwight. Literally 50/50.

Most Improved Douche: I still dislike them, but Harden and Griffin were a lot more tolerable this season. I'd give the slight edge to Harden.

Nick Young. Dude acted like such a clown this season that he didn't really help his case.
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:05 pm    Post subject:

Most improved Douche means the player who got more douchey.
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:12 pm    Post subject:

Nick young
Deladova
Matt Barnes
Paul pierce
Charles Barkley
How Crawford
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Halen rose
Marv Albert
The entire Celtic organization
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:13 pm    Post subject:

That's a lot of great players. If a name is up there is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:29 pm    Post subject:

Steve007 wrote:
That's a lot of great players. If a name is up there is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?


It just means he is a douche.
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 6:46 pm    Post subject:

CandyCanes wrote:
Most improved Douche means the player who got more douchey.


Damn, my mistake.

I think that'd have to go to Kevin Love.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:15 am    Post subject:

That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:47 am    Post subject:

At least you didn't straight up defend LeBron.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 6:09 am    Post subject:

Only Douches don't know douches when they see them
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 8:24 am    Post subject:

Aeneas Hunter wrote:
That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.


Oh please. Mr. Blow the Chalk Dust "Chosen" One doesn't? That's as douchey as it gets. Flop city Saddness doesn't?

Get real.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 8:46 am    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
Aeneas Hunter wrote:
That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.


Oh please. Mr. Blow the Chalk Dust "Chosen" One doesn't? That's as douchey as it gets. Flop city Saddness doesn't?

Get real.

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 9:19 am    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
Aeneas Hunter wrote:
That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.


Oh please. Mr. Blow the Chalk Dust "Chosen" One doesn't? That's as douchey as it gets. Flop city Saddness doesn't?

Get real.

self proclaimed King, running from competition, joining forces to ease the path to the finals as if playing in the leastern conference wasn't enough? add to that he flops as if he needs that advantage AND he goes games without getting a SINGLE foul called against him. not 5, not 6..not 7..not 8.. WWF entrance.. lol you can honestly go on and on. lets not forget

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:10 am    Post subject:

defense wrote:
Nick young
Deladova
Matt Barnes
Paul pierce
Charles Barkley
How Crawford
Stern
Halen rose
Marv Albert
The entire Celtic organization


Hate that guy in bold
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:55 am    Post subject:

kikanga wrote:
defense wrote:
Nick young
Deladova
Matt Barnes
Paul pierce
Charles Barkley
How Crawford
Stern
Halen rose
Marv Albert
The entire Celtic organization


Hate that guy in bold

he runs with his chin..looks like a rat doing it
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:00 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:27 am    Post subject:

LakersChamps04 wrote:
DaMuleRules wrote:
Aeneas Hunter wrote:
That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.


Oh please. Mr. Blow the Chalk Dust "Chosen" One doesn't? That's as douchey as it gets. Flop city Saddness doesn't?

Get real.

self proclaimed King, running from competition, joining forces to ease the path to the finals as if playing in the leastern conference wasn't enough? add to that he flops as if he needs that advantage AND he goes games without getting a SINGLE foul called against him. not 5, not 6..not 7..not 8.. WWF entrance.. lol you can honestly go on and on. lets not forget

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The king of NBA douches indeed
The chosen douche
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:30 am    Post subject:

Chris Paul = king of flopping and crying
Howard = maturity of an 11 year old
Griffin = flops a lot but I personally wouldn't call him a douche
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:35 pm    Post subject:

Jason Terry didn't even make 3rd team?
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:37 pm    Post subject:

No Draymond Green?
No Mike Dunleavy?
No Kelly Olynk?
No Marcus Smart?
No Hassan Whiteside?

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:39 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
Aeneas Hunter wrote:
That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.


Oh please. Mr. Blow the Chalk Dust "Chosen" One doesn't? That's as douchey as it gets. Flop city Saddness doesn't?

Get real.


So you don't like them. So you don't like the fact that the media and most of the NBA community like them. So you don't like the hype that surrounds them. Cool. Now tell me what makes them "douches."

I get it with Rajon Rondo. I even get it a little with Howard. The rest are just people you don't like, and in many cases are guys who are popular with the other players (you know, the people who actually know them).
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:05 pm    Post subject:

defense wrote:

Griffin = flops a lot but I personally wouldn't call him a douche

Just look at his of the court behavior. And his arrogance isn't too un-douchey either...
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:25 pm    Post subject:

Blake has matured a lot. He doesn't flop anymore, and even has gotten rid of that annoying mouthguard chewing habit he did (ya looking at you Steph Curry).

Not sure if he just saw all the flopping as ridiculous or if Doc telling him to get over it but those days are gone, he plays a lot more level headed now.

Hearing the stories of him asking about Kobe's mental routines and how he approaches things also has me hoping the Clippers keep sizzling out so he can move across locker rooms.

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:30 pm    Post subject:

Aeneas Hunter wrote:
tell me what makes them "douches."


I already did.

Tell me what makes you willfully ignore their douchebaggery?

You know, things like "witness" and "The Decision" etc.? Pretty obvious stuff unless one is just being obtuse.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:40 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
Aeneas Hunter wrote:
tell me what makes them "douches."


I already did.

Tell me what makes you willfully ignore their douchebaggery?

You know, things like "witness" and "The Decision" etc.? Pretty obvious stuff unless one is just being obtuse.


You mean stuff that happened four or five years ago and, in the case of The Decision, that he has publicly admitted was a mistake? Come on.
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