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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:43 pm    Post subject:

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tell me what makes them "douches."


I already did.

Tell me what makes you willfully ignore their douchebaggery?

You know, things like "witness" and "The Decision" etc.? Pretty obvious stuff unless one is just being obtuse.


You mean stuff that happened four or five years ago and, in the case of The Decision, that he has publicly admitted was a mistake? Come on.


Not sure how that suddenly makes all the behavior over the years suddenly not douchey.

You can pretend there's no merit to why people call him a douche all you wish. But you'd be wrong.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:48 pm    Post subject:

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No Draymond Green?
No Mike Dunleavy?
No Kelly Olynk?
No Marcus Smart?
No Hassan Whiteside?



Yea Draymond has to be the douche of the year and most improved douche. With that said I hope the Warriors win and want Draymond on the Lakers. If Lakers were in a series against him I would probably hate him.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:27 pm    Post subject:

PG: Rajon Rondo (quitting)
SG: James Harden (cooking, beard)
SF: Chandler Parsons (underrated douche)
PF: Kenneth Faried (quitting)
C: Dwight Howard (overall immaturity)

PG: Chris Paul (grandstanding)
SG: Lance Stephenson (you gotta be a special kind of a-hole to wear out your welcome in the first week)
SF: Paul Pierce (captain of this team)
PF: Carlos Boozer (you're down 20, stop yelling like you won the NBA championship w/that And-1)
C: Hassan Whiteside (douchey about his improvement)
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:15 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
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DaMuleRules wrote:
Aeneas Hunter wrote:
tell me what makes them "douches."


I already did.

Tell me what makes you willfully ignore their douchebaggery?

You know, things like "witness" and "The Decision" etc.? Pretty obvious stuff unless one is just being obtuse.


You mean stuff that happened four or five years ago and, in the case of The Decision, that he has publicly admitted was a mistake? Come on.


Not sure how that suddenly makes all the behavior over the years suddenly not douchey.

You can pretend there's no merit to why people call him a douche all you wish. But you'd be wrong.


Read the title of the thread. We're talking about this year. If you want to say that Lebron has been a douche in the past, well, I think you're being too kind to him. He was inoffensive this year, though.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:18 pm    Post subject:

Worthy42 wrote:
No Draymond Green?
No Mike Dunleavy?
No Kelly Olynk?
No Marcus Smart?
No Hassan Whiteside?



Rose gets bumped for Terry.

Olynyk unfortunately has too much competition to make any team at Center. You can make a case for putting him on at forward though.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:27 pm    Post subject:

GoldenThroat wrote:
PG: Rajon Rondo (quitting)
SG: James Harden (cooking, beard)
SF: Chandler Parsons (underrated douche)
PF: Kenneth Faried (quitting)
C: Dwight Howard (overall immaturity)

PG: Chris Paul (grandstanding)
SG: Lance Stephenson (you gotta be a special kind of a-hole to wear out your welcome in the first week)
SF: Paul Pierce (captain of this team)
PF: Carlos Boozer (you're down 20, stop yelling like you won the NBA championship w/that And-1)
C: Hassan Whiteside (douchey about his improvement)


Lance is a first teamer in my book. I'd be inclined to make Dragic the second team SG. I understand why Harden rubs people the wrong way, but he seems like a decent guy. He gets along with Howard, for crying out loud.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 9:09 pm    Post subject:

GoldenThroat wrote:
PG: Rajon Rondo (quitting)
SG: James Harden (cooking, beard)
SF: Chandler Parsons (underrated douche)
PF: Kenneth Faried (quitting)
C: Dwight Howard (overall immaturity)

PG: Chris Paul (grandstanding)
SG: Lance Stephenson (you gotta be a special kind of a-hole to wear out your welcome in the first week)
SF: Paul Pierce (captain of this team)
PF: Carlos Boozer (you're down 20, stop yelling like you won the NBA championship w/that And-1)
C: Hassan Whiteside (douchey about his improvement)


Cmon GT, how can you put a Laker on that list? Boozers actually a good locker room guy. He was just blowing off a little steam toward the end of a nightmare season.

You can put MDA down as coach though
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 10:08 pm    Post subject:

No one added swaggy P on that list? Telling your coach you don't need to practice should earn you a spot on the list. How about big baby getting overly excited about a 2pt bucket he makes. Remember the little fadeaway he hit in the lane and threw both arms back like he was about to take off. He should know he to fat to even fly on a jet.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:13 pm    Post subject:

The entire Houston Rockets.
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 1:14 am    Post subject:

You guys underrate Steven Adams. The guy has no nba skills. He is only in the nba to be a bully. He's out there trying to hurt opposing players
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 9:45 am    Post subject:

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You guys underrate Steven Adams. The guy has no nba skills. He is only in the nba to be a bully. He's out there trying to hurt opposing players


Or provoke them into hurting him, thus getting them suspended. Just like he did to Zach Randolph.

Amundson is another one like that.
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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:01 pm    Post subject:

1st Team

G: Rajon Rondo (duh)
G: Goran Dragic
F: Chandler Parsons
F: Paul Pierce
C: Dwight Howard

2nd Team

G: Jason Terry
G: Monta Ellis
F: Nick Young
F: Nikola Mirotic
C: Kendrick Perkins

Coach: Doc Rivers (edging out Byron Scott)
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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:49 pm    Post subject:

lebron is one of the most honest people, sure he says something stupid that you can nitpick every once in a blue moon, but that's it. his publicity and scrutiny are both unmatched in the history of the NBA
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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 2:05 pm    Post subject:

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That reads more like a "players I don't like" team than an all-douche team. Other than Rondo, I don't know what anyone on your first team has done to deserve the selection. It's just guys you dislike for whatever reason.


Oh please. Mr. Blow the Chalk Dust "Chosen" One doesn't? That's as douchey as it gets. Flop city Saddness doesn't?

Get real.

self proclaimed King, running from competition, joining forces to ease the path to the finals as if playing in the leastern conference wasn't enough? add to that he flops as if he needs that advantage AND he goes games without getting a SINGLE foul called against him. not 5, not 6..not 7..not 8.. WWF entrance.. lol you can honestly go on and on. lets not forget

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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:41 am    Post subject:

I think Dellevedova just moved up to 1st team.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 3:02 pm    Post subject:

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Lance is a first teamer in my book. I'd be inclined to make Dragic the second team SG. I understand why Harden rubs people the wrong way, but he seems like a decent guy. He gets along with Howard, for crying out loud.


There's just so much about Harden that bothers me, but the cooking thing this year put me over the top. Between the beard, the cooking, and the flailing, he's a histrionic attention whore. I'm sure he loves his mother and pays his taxes, but I basketball hate the hell out of that guy.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 6:50 pm    Post subject:

Breaking: Dwight Howard is named the 2015 NBA Douche MVP after the idiot had a temper tantrum and punch Bogut in the face.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 9:00 pm    Post subject:

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Breaking: Dwight Howard is named the 2015 NBA Douche MVP after the idiot had a temper tantrum and punch Bogut in the face.



I'm not D12 fan by any means. He's a clown. But pardon my saying so, doesn't your screen name preclude you from this discussion?.......j/k
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:45 pm    Post subject:

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SG: James Harden (cooking, beard)


Haha. That's the worst beard and gesture of all time. He came up with something stupider than the A-Ok 3 point glasses and the 3 pt smoking gun in the holster. I'd put the big balls walk up for consideration, but Kobe has used it before, so I gotta somehow minimize its bad qualities compared to the others.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 11:50 pm    Post subject:

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No one added swaggy P on that list?


I will. He's on mine. I can't stand that kid. Sorry, but, I've tried liking him. I didn't like Ced "'Chise" Ceballos for bein a softy/flake/a little too attention hoey. Swag makes Ced look serious, that's all I'll say.

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 6:54 am    Post subject:

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No one added swaggy P on that list?


I will. He's on mine. I can't stand that kid. Sorry, but, I've tried liking him. I didn't like Ced "'Chise" Ceballos for bein a softy/flake/a little too attention hoey. Swag makes Ced look serious, that's all I'll say.

<== AP, now that was a stand-up guy...


Young is on my second team list.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:14 am    Post subject:

Aeneas Hunter wrote:
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Aeneas Hunter wrote:
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tell me what makes them "douches."


I already did.

Tell me what makes you willfully ignore their douchebaggery?

You know, things like "witness" and "The Decision" etc.? Pretty obvious stuff unless one is just being obtuse.


You mean stuff that happened four or five years ago and, in the case of The Decision, that he has publicly admitted was a mistake? Come on.


Not sure how that suddenly makes all the behavior over the years suddenly not douchey.

You can pretend there's no merit to why people call him a douche all you wish. But you'd be wrong.


Read the title of the thread. We're talking about this year. If you want to say that Lebron has been a douche in the past, well, I think you're being too kind to him. He was inoffensive this year, though.


Fair enough.
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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 9:54 am    Post subject:

Douche executive of the year: (tie) Jim Dolan and Daryl Morey.
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