Kwame's slippery hands and his layups

KBandKB · Star Player Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 2278

horrible, horrible, horrible.

I will rather see him attempt a 3 than a layup of the backboard.
I will rather butter his hands before the game.

calistrtballr · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject:

Hes in the wrong sport if he cant make a freakin layup.

kells1220 · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:04 pm Post subject:

Seriously. WTF, the easiest shot in basketball, besides a freethrow. There's no hope.

KobeButler · Franchise Player Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 10179

those arent layups, their tossups.
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turbulent · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

kwame shold play horse shoes...

kells1220 · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

his hands are bricks.

tw-lakbfan · Franchise Player Joined: 29 Jun 2001 Posts: 16636

I don't understand why Kwame is so nervous with his shooting.

There's no big pressure for him to be great or what. Just settle down, come on.

calistrtballr · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject:

Wilt Chamberlain, Willis Reed, Bob McAdoo, and George Mikan are all rolling over their graves

TEEGUNN · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:24 pm Post subject:

I firmly believe that Kwame must be the resident "oil boy" behind the scenes at the Arnold Classic.
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kfkilla · Star Player Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Posts: 4295

Kwame Brown is the worst basketball player I have ever seen!

Mitch is either blind or he has brain damage. Did he even watch this guy play? Or did he just read in the paper that kwame brown (former #1 overall pick) is on the trading block!

Simply awsome......LOL

Sage_10 · Star Player Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 6668

Seriously, you'd think he would practice or something. If he could just finish he would average 10-12 ppg.

kobeodom · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:27 pm Post subject:

LakerLanny · Retired Number Joined: 24 Oct 2001 Posts: 47580

No, remember, he is a great defender.

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thumpinghead · Star Player Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 5657

kwame is an idiot...the triangle is too hard for him to grasp, wont see him in 07

msb212 · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject:

i don't even care aout his hands. i care about the fact that most plays, he stands around and gives no effort whatsoever. he doesn;t crash the boards, he doesn't box out, he does nothing.

pathetic.

lakersfreak · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:40 pm Post subject:

I would hazard to guess that Smush scores more in the paint than Kwame.

Maybe hypnosis is in order.
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Das · Starting Rotation Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 887

Kwame would have been a great Volleyball player tho.

Everytime I watch a game, the ball seems to bounce off his hands.

Lamar passes over the top to Kwame... "SPIKE" out of bounce!

Kobe dribble drives, shoots and misses. Kwame for the rebound... "SPIKE" and the other team gets it.

Smush lobs a pass to Kwame... SPIKE!

LakerFan4Lyfe · Starting Rotation Joined: 30 Sep 2005 Posts: 761

DuncanIdaho · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject:

And the sad thing is this guy is making 7.5 million

DocK36 · Franchise Player Joined: 19 Apr 2001 Posts: 19454

He is the only player in the NBA who can consistantly put up layups that don't even hit the rim. A freaking air ball from 2 feet, that takes skills. My 12 year old daughter has better touch around the basket than him.
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lakerzpimp08 · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:11 am Post subject:

i cant believe that we gave him the contract we did, no other team in the nba was willing to pay that much, let alone trade players for him.
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LakersSpirit · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:46 am Post subject:

Kwame the Clown... :roll:

Actually, I thought he did a few good things, last night... He went to the bench...

No, he actually, looked awake a couple of times, and slammed some home... It's just that he loses focus, and often looks confused and lost. Besides that,...he's okay...
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trmiv · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:53 am Post subject:

Kwame's biggest problem, IMHO, is the fact that he has absolutely no talent.

The guy is in the NBA on his amazing body alone, that's it. He was before the season started, and now is even more, raw offensively than Bynum

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Ank · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:22 am Post subject:

I don't think Kwame's problem is mental. I don't think he can improve. He has a great NBA body but bad reflexes and hands. He can make strong moves, grab rebounds, and play some defense . . . but he will never ever look elegant or make easy shots look easy. This is exactly what frustrated Washington so much. What looks like potential turns out to be his limit.