Joined: 24 Dec 2007 Posts: 35811 Location: Santa Clarita, CA (Hell) ->>>>>Ithaca, NY -≥≥≥≥≥Berkeley, CA
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:54 am Post subject: All-NBA Douche teams, 2015-2016 edition
Same as every year... First team, Second Team, Third Team-- two guards, two forwards, and a Center for each. I'll refrain from posting mine until seeing others'.
Coach:
Douche of the Year/Douche MVP: _________________ Damian Lillard shatters Dwight Coward's championship dreams:
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:28 am Post subject: Re: All-NBA Douche teams, 2015-2016 edition
CandyCanes wrote:
Same as every year... First team, Second Team, Third Team-- two guards, two forwards, and a Center for each. I'll refrain from posting mine until seeing others'.
Coach:
Douche of the Year/Douche MVP:
I've think I've got the following:
G Tony Parker
G Derrick Rose
F Draymond Green
F Matt Barnes
C Andrew Bogut
Coach: Frank Vogel
MVP: Draymond Green (unanimously)
One team brimming with douchebags should be enough ...
Joined: 24 Dec 2007 Posts: 35811 Location: Santa Clarita, CA (Hell) ->>>>>Ithaca, NY -≥≥≥≥≥Berkeley, CA
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:36 am Post subject:
I like how most of these players are on either the Clippers or Rockets or Warriors. _________________ Damian Lillard shatters Dwight Coward's championship dreams:
I like how most of these players are on either the Clippers or Rockets or Warriors.
I have Tony Parker, Derrick Rose, Matt Barnes and Frank Vogel on my team because I don't want to hear (bleep) from the flyover country mouthbreathers ...
I also have Steph Curry as my 6th man ... lots of people love the dude and actually applaud his conduct on the court, but someone like Charles Oakley or Anthony Mason or Latrell Sprewell or even Zeke would have stabbed that ninja right in the (bleep) neck if he tried that cocky nonsense in their eras. He shows guys up every night on the court, or so it seems. He might be the nicest guy off the court, but (bleep) if he isn't a douchebag between those lines.
Joined: 25 Jul 2013 Posts: 9577 Location: Salem, OR
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:26 am Post subject:
First Team:
C: Steven Adams (dirty MF'er)
F: Blake Griffin (the punch)
F: Markieff Morris (his whole entire attitude towards the Suns)
G: Jimmy Butler (calling out his coach and assuming leadership without acutally being a leader)
G: Rajon Rondo (being a douche to the refs and his coach)
Second Team:
C: DeMarcus Cousins (being a douche to the refs and his coach)
F: Trevor Booker (getting into a fight in the pre-season)
F: Matt Barnes (attacking Fisher)
G: Matthew Delladova (scrappy, but still a dirty MF'er, at least he hustles)
G: Patrick Beverley (another scrappy hustler, but still a dirty MF'er)
Coach: Byron Scott
MVP: Markieff Morris
You could honestly make a case for Morris or Griffin winning MVP. Boogie getting Karl fired is somewhat karma for Karl calling him out early in the year. Morris won it out for me because he caused so much locker room turmoil for the Suns and he got into a fight with Goodwin in the middle of the game, before getting what he wanted by leaving the team. At least Blake got karma for being out for the majority of the year, after punching the equipment manager
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90304 Location: Formerly Known As 24
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:56 pm Post subject:
Dwight
Harden
LeBron
Griffin
Cousins
Head Coach Doc
Assistant coach Byron (just because i can't believe he's a head coach)
GM Hinkie
Executive Phil and Jeanie
Owner Gilbert _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel
First Team:
C: Dwight Howard
F: Blake Griffin
F: Nick Young
G: Jimmy Butler
G: Rajon Rondo
Second Team:
C: DeMarcus Cousins
F: Draymond Green
F: Markieff Morris
G: James Harden
G: Matthew Dellavedova
GM: Daryl Morey
Coach: Byron Scott
Future Dbag in waiting: Grayson Allen
Phenomenal call, if not profoundly prescient, re: Grayson Allen ... that kid might already be in the GOAT conversation within this niche. Something's in that Durham water, maybe. Laettner passed the torch a couple of generations down the line to Jay Williams, and Grayson now assumes the mantle ...
Even Coach K joined the shenanigans this season with the (bleep)-up friction he caused with that Oregon Duck ...
I don't know that much about him, but I did think him calling out his coach like he did was a douchebag move. A new coach trying to get the respect of his team and Jimmy Butler pretty much derails him 1 month into the season. Not only is it tougher for him to get the respect of the rest of the team after that it creates a negative narrative for the team in the media. If he couldn't keep his mouth shut he should have said it to him privately.
First Team:
C: Dwight Howard
F: Blake Griffin
F: Nick Young
G: Jimmy Butler
G: Rajon Rondo
Second Team:
C: DeMarcus Cousins
F: Draymond Green
F: Markieff Morris
G: James Harden
G: Matthew Dellavedova
GM: Daryl Morey
Coach: Byron Scott
Future Dbag in waiting: Grayson Allen
Phenomenal call, if not profoundly prescient, re: Grayson Allen ... that kid might already be in the GOAT conversation within this niche. Something's in that Durham water, maybe. Laettner passed the torch a couple of generations down the line to Jay Williams, and Grayson now assumes the mantle ...
Even Coach K joined the shenanigans this season with the (bleep)-up friction he caused with that Oregon Duck ...
And it doesn't hurt that he looks like the Benjamin Button version of Ted Cruz.
Also, don't forget that during his time at Duke, Reddick was a legendary douchebag. It's like the Stan Gable spirit animal moves from one generation to the next on that squad.
First Team:
C: Dwight Howard
F: Blake Griffin
F: Nick Young
G: Jimmy Butler
G: Rajon Rondo
Second Team:
C: DeMarcus Cousins
F: Draymond Green
F: Markieff Morris
G: James Harden
G: Matthew Dellavedova
GM: Daryl Morey
Coach: Byron Scott
Future Dbag in waiting: Grayson Allen
Phenomenal call, if not profoundly prescient, re: Grayson Allen ... that kid might already be in the GOAT conversation within this niche. Something's in that Durham water, maybe. Laettner passed the torch a couple of generations down the line to Jay Williams, and Grayson now assumes the mantle ...
Even Coach K joined the shenanigans this season with the (bleep)-up friction he caused with that Oregon Duck ...
And it doesn't hurt that he looks like the Benjamin Button version of Ted Cruz.
Also, don't forget that during his time at Duke, Reddick was a legendary douchebag. It's like the Stan Gable spirit animal moves from one generation to the next on that squad.
#bullseye ... I wish I hadn't clicked that link, though. Fortunately for Allen, he's living in a monochromatic fantasyland there in Durham as a basketball hero, so he's probably landing some quality co-ed attention. Otherwise, I don't think the "Hey, my doppelgänger is a post-adolescent Ted Cruz" was destined to get too many panties to drop down there South of the M-D.
Yeah, you're right regarding JJ's undergrad. persona. (bleep) those guys. Actually, maybe it's a broader Tobacco Road / Research Triangle issue because UNC has had their share of d-bags in the past few decades, too. But for me ... once Grayson Allen was compared to this guy, it was a wrap ...
Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 20510 Location: UCLA -> NY
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:18 am Post subject:
jonnybravo wrote:
the association wrote:
rwongega wrote:
First Team:
C: Dwight Howard
F: Blake Griffin
F: Nick Young
G: Jimmy Butler
G: Rajon Rondo
Second Team:
C: DeMarcus Cousins
F: Draymond Green
F: Markieff Morris
G: James Harden
G: Matthew Dellavedova
GM: Daryl Morey
Coach: Byron Scott
Future Dbag in waiting: Grayson Allen
Phenomenal call, if not profoundly prescient, re: Grayson Allen ... that kid might already be in the GOAT conversation within this niche. Something's in that Durham water, maybe. Laettner passed the torch a couple of generations down the line to Jay Williams, and Grayson now assumes the mantle ...
Even Coach K joined the shenanigans this season with the (bleep)-up friction he caused with that Oregon Duck ...
And it doesn't hurt that he looks like the Benjamin Button version of Ted Cruz.
Also, don't forget that during his time at Duke, Reddick was a legendary douchebag. It's like the Stan Gable spirit animal moves from one generation to the next on that squad.
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