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999
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 Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 7:31 pm Post subject: you get to punch 1 person in the face... |
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Boring playoffs brought me to this
Who would it be and why |
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LakersRGolden
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the association
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Is this in the right forum? Probably should be OT? Anyway ...
No Dick Cheney? No Martin Shkreli? No Grayson Allen? No Newt Gingrich? No Draymond Green? No Mark Emmert? No Kanye West? No Mitch McConnell? No Kardashians or any Kardashian affiliates? No Tom Cotton. No Phil Mickelson?
The list just has to go beyond sports journalists. In fact, my arm is already tired thinking about teeing off on that crew ...
But the best answer to your poll question is obvious: Skip Bayless in a runaway. However, I can't wait to see if anyone votes for Marcellus Wiley. We can't have many here who would be more than one and done (as in, one strike from Wiley, and you're done) with him, but I'm an optimist. Someone will convince themselves they can hang with him. |
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fiendishoc
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Henry Abbott, who's not on the list, would have been my choice last year for that Kobe/FA article he wrote as well as his overall body of work.
This year it would have to be Baxter Holmes (also not on the list) while not a hack of Abbott's caliber, deserves it for actually doing damage to the Lakers organization by sensationalizing the DLO /Nick Young story to ridiculous proportions. |
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shnxx
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I hate Jason Whitlock.
I don't know why a guy like that is ever on TV. |
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the association
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| Ric Bucher is a really good Plan B for me ... |
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nickuku
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There are a few notable names missing but i'd like to line all those people up and just lay one long smack on all of them hand print and all.
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Gimme_the_rock
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Still Ainge for me.
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DALAKERSRULE
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Paul Pierce
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Jason Whitlock is up there.
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JerryMagicKobe
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Eye lids flutter.
Spinning skyscrapers and bits of blue sky.
Blinding pain.
"What happened?" he spits through the remains of his shattered jaw.
"Stay still. The ambulance is coming" replies a voice in the crowd.
They watch as the older man in the very expensive suit crawls from the street and slumps on the curb, cradling his head and wiping his tears. Despite the blood and swelling, his features are unmistakable.
"What happened?"
"I punched you in the face" says the voice.
"But why?"
"Basketball reasons, Mr. Stern" |
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angrypuppy
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| No "punch list" can be complete without Geraldo Rivera. |
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The previous two posts thoroughly warm the cockles of my heart ... blue ribbon in the creativity category for the former, blue ribbon in the brevity category for the latter. Tip 'o the cap. Both of you deserve several rounds of free drinks (unadulterated non-Huxtable drinks, naturally) for your contributions today ...
Also, (bleep) just about anyone on Fox News. That entire organization is depriving a village of idiots of their village idiots. |
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frijolero01
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TJ (bleep) Simers. (bleep) that guy.
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slavavov
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No option for Lebron James?
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Conker
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| slavavov wrote: | | No option for Lebron James? |
"Others."
I voted "others." I'm looking at you, Lakers999. For creating this thread. 
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Huey Lewis & The News
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| JerryMagicKobe wrote: | Eye lids flutter.
Spinning skyscrapers and bits of blue sky.
Blinding pain.
"What happened?" he spits through the remains of his shattered jaw.
"Stay still. The ambulance is coming" replies a voice in the crowd.
They watch as the older man in the very expensive suit crawls from the street and slumps on the curb, cradling his head and wiping his tears. Despite the blood and swelling, his features are unmistakable.
"What happened?"
"I punched you in the face" says the voice.
"But why?"
"Basketball reasons, Mr. Stern" |
Vivid.
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rwongega
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| angrypuppy wrote: | | No "punch list" can be complete without Geraldo Rivera. |
Note that when Geraldo got hit by the chair, the skinhead intentionally targeted him instead of Roy Innis, who tried to choke the young David Duke, thus causing the instant moshpit. The skinhead in other words was sitting there for about an hour stewing in his head at Geraldo, who was merely hosting the show. That's when you KNOW you're punchable/chairable. Maybe the chair thrower was previously annoyed that Geraldo tricked him into waiting an hour to discover that Capone's vault was empty.
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999
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| Conker wrote: | | slavavov wrote: | | No option for Lebron James? |
"Others."
I voted "others." I'm looking at you, Lakers999. For creating this thread. |
oh please... there are worst threads that have been started by you and other people that are far worst than mine |
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STiG909
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| Michael Wilbon... I'd love to see how "tough" SSide Chicago made him. |
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unleasHell
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Amelia Earhart...
Of course they would have to find her first...
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999
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| unleasHell wrote: | Amelia Earhart...
Of course they would have to find her first... |
What did Amelia do that makes you want to punch her lights out?  |
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Buck32
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Donald Trump
Ken Ham
Pat Robertson
Ted Cruz
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Conker
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| Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:47 am Post subject: |
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| 999 wrote: | | Conker wrote: | | slavavov wrote: | | No option for Lebron James? |
"Others."
I voted "others." I'm looking at you, Lakers999. For creating this thread. |
oh please... there are worst threads that have been started by you and other people that are far worst than mine |
Me?
I never started a thread before. So JUST-MING me.
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