You Know You're A Laker Fan If...

lakerlove123 · Starting Rotation Joined: 07 Jul 2015 Posts: 362

Your Chick is old, gold, and fundamentally opposed to Red

You can't stop thinking about John Ireland's massive forehead.

umanasibo · Starting Rotation Joined: 10 Feb 2016 Posts: 110

You can't stop visiting LG at least twice each day.

Vadorojo · Star Player Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 1507

... your eggs are cooling, your butter's getting hard and your Jell-O's jiggling.
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tothesky · Sixth Man Joined: 13 Apr 2016 Posts: 45

You move to the Ritz; just to avoid the traffic on game days.

frijolero01 · Franchise Player Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 13324

Even after a 17-65 season, you think that every top FA will want to come here.
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defense · Retired Number Joined: 12 Jan 2010 Posts: 39447

You say

"Bunny hop in the pea patch"

Instead of travel

lakertang · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:25 pm Post subject:

You're a lakers fan if.........

1) You roll your eyes when fans of other teams mention Divisional or Conference Championships

2) You roll your eyes when fans of other teams mention their teams amount of championships in the single digits.

3) You avoid all things Green because it disgusts you.

4) You Know how to put the game in the fridge

5) When Chickisms aren't just bball slang, it's the word of God.

6) You plan all major life events around the Lakers Season. Lakers Game 7 this Saturday?, Well we're not having our son born that day, we better go induce the day b4.

Axshun · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:47 pm Post subject:

1.) When your girl knows to leave you alone after a loss.
2.) How annoyed you are after hearing sports analysts speak down on the Lakers
3.) How i spend $300 on a pair of purple and gold sneakers

4.) How i use to yell at players through the tv
5.) Watching Laker games 30 years ago on a school night with no volume so i wouldnt get my ass whooped for being up past my bedtime.
6.) Having pregame traditions with family (mostly bbq'ing)

Man, this list can go on forever.

evetssteve10 · Star Player Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 3099

You understand what "the edict" means
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Andre2K · Franchise Player Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 12199

When you buy a laker hat just to sense what it feels like to be drafted by the Lakers

When you have an irrational hatred for the phrase "man up" but your friends and family don't understand why

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Agent P · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 3:21 pm Post subject:

When the term "basketball reasons" works you into a frenzy.
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KeepItRealOrElse · Retired Number Joined: 11 Oct 2012 Posts: 32767

you "yo-yo" with the ball and think to yourself " I put too much mustard on the hotdog" when you fail a fancy pass

KBH · Franchise Player Joined: 13 Sep 2008 Posts: 12171

When you discuss summer league basketball games like they're Game 7 of the NBA Finals.

BennyLava · Star Player Joined: 14 Dec 2012 Posts: 3582

Every proposed trade option results in the Lakers getting a superstar while the other team(s) get our discards in return.

Scoffs · Starting Rotation Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 874

You think of Chick when you're putting mustard on a hotdog.

You're still pissed at Ron Garretson for not calling a foul on Karl Malone's slap on Van Exel's arm.

You listened to a full hour loop of Derek Fisher's 0.4 sec shot on AM540.

You can't wait to get home so you can yell: Hell Yeah!!! We just got Pau!!!

Iversondalivest1 · Starting Rotation Joined: 06 Dec 2013 Posts: 293

When even watching the Warriors play bores you, and you rather watch the lakers play even if it cringes you (a la last years debacle).

You still think slava medvedenko is a force to be renkon with.

When your wife wears purple and gold granny panties it still turns you on.

Alpha · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:13 pm Post subject:

VANEXELtoJONES · Starting Rotation Joined: 18 May 2016 Posts: 903

When you remember Reggie Jordan scoring 29 against Utah.

USCandLakers · Franchise Player Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 19955

I Bleed P&G · Starting Rotation Joined: 01 Dec 2015 Posts: 833

When your running plays for Kobe in the shower.

DrDent · Franchise Player Joined: 30 Jun 2016 Posts: 12975

You remember that Gilligan's island episode ...

Zublocka · Rookie Joined: 11 Jul 2016 Posts: 6

When you buy a Dodger hat, you get it in P+G to get the best of both worlds

dubaholic1 · Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:45 pm Post subject:

You are already thinking of nicknames for Zubac

LakerDynasty6.0 · Star Player Joined: 12 Jan 2009 Posts: 4656

You think its stupid to name your dog "Kobe" (because you already named your kid Kobe)
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