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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:19 am    Post subject: kickstarter ideas thread

GO.

Thousands of people die crossing the Sahara every year. I'm going to create an air-conditioned APC the size of a small cruise ship to help people cross. Bam, sandcrawler.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:33 am    Post subject:

A Zach Braff movie.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:33 am    Post subject:

ocho wrote:
A Zach Braff movie.


funding goal?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:44 am    Post subject:

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ocho wrote:
A Zach Braff movie.


funding goal?


Any Braff vehicle should have a budget of: $However much he (bleep) needs
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:46 am    Post subject:

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ocho wrote:
A Zach Braff movie.


funding goal?


Any Braff vehicle should have a budget of: $However much he (bleep) needs


I'd back
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:48 am    Post subject:

Does your freezer get crowded? Have you ever tried to close it and accidentally left a crack open, and then everything melts?

What if there was a better way?

Let's think about some things we KNOW.

Outer Space is cold. Very cold. Very very cold.

There's also A LOT of space in... space.

I propose we build a space elevator out of carbon nanotubes. The elevator will be able to rocket packages into space for safe storage aboard a huge space storage facility (a separate kickstarter) staffed by people who need jobs really really bad.

The next time your freezer is full you can just ship it to the space elevator, where it will be sent out into space for safe keeping until you need it.

Meats can be stored there for months... even years. Why overcrowd your freezer when you can have "space" in Space!

Goal: $999,999,999,999
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:51 am    Post subject:

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Meats can be stored there for months... even years.


What if I'm vegan?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:54 am    Post subject:

what about:

condom with bluetooth speakers so that your lady's gonads can rock out to mids and lows. wombwoofer

tinder-type app except for people who want to play d&d

a hammock for your genitals

a hammock for your stressed out mind

There aren't enough types of hammock so let's explore this area please
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:19 pm    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
what about:

condom with bluetooth speakers so that your lady's gonads can rock out to mids and lows. wombwoofer

tinder-type app except for people who want to play d&d

a hammock for your genitals

a hammock for your stressed out mind

There aren't enough types of hammock so let's explore this area please


You're on to something here. More hammocks please!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:24 pm    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
what about:

condom with bluetooth speakers so that your lady's gonads can rock out to mids and lows. wombwoofer

tinder-type app except for people who want to play d&d

a hammock for your genitals

a hammock for your stressed out mind

There aren't enough types of hammock so let's explore this area please


That is very similar to an idea on Shark Tank to pump music into a child in the womb....they even made speakers to stick onto the pregnant lady's stomach....
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:43 pm    Post subject:

look at this piece of (bleep):

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/669471165/modus-ultimate-11-in-1-portable-sketching-tool?ref=category_featured

a (bleep) stencil. Would you rather have a stencil or a scrote hammock?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:32 pm    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
look at this piece of (bleep):

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/669471165/modus-ultimate-11-in-1-portable-sketching-tool?ref=category_featured

a (bleep) stencil. Would you rather have a stencil or a scrote hammock?


I'm an artist, so I'm torn.

How about something that lets me draw on my scrote?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:36 pm    Post subject:

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3

Funding goal: $100,000,000
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:05 pm    Post subject:

Don Draper wrote:
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3

Funding goal: $100,000,000


Nice try, Bioware.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:21 pm    Post subject:

Don Draper wrote:
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 3

Funding goal: $100,000,000


Finally release it

half of it unfinished

wait 10 years for restoration project

listen to the awkward fan voice actors

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:25 pm    Post subject:

A tablet holder with a thigh strap and wet nap dispenser for reading on the crapper.

Because balancing the tablet in my lap is just not cutting it. I'll call it the crapper case.


10k to have the initial 100k built in China and distributed to the masses at WalMart.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:36 pm    Post subject:

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A tablet holder with a thigh strap and wet nap dispenser for reading on the crapper.

Because balancing the tablet in my lap is just not cutting it. I'll call it the crapper case.


10k to have the initial 100k built in China and distributed to the masses at WalMart.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:00 pm    Post subject:

Reverse Michael Jacksonifying Justin Bieber. So he can finally get the beatdown from cops he justly deserves.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:41 pm    Post subject:

How about a ice cooler that comes equipped with a phone charger, blender, bluetooth speaker, bottle opener, storage for utensils, extra wide tires, LED light and a cutting board?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:42 am    Post subject:

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How about a ice cooler that comes equipped with a phone charger, blender, bluetooth speaker, bottle opener, storage for utensils, extra wide tires, LED light and a cutting board?


"kitchen" by free_kobe

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:53 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:34 pm    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 4:00 pm    Post subject: Re: kickstarter ideas thread

C M B wrote:
GO.

Thousands of people die crossing the Sahara every year. I'm going to create an air-conditioned APC the size of a small cruise ship to help people cross. Bam, sandcrawler.


Have you ever just considered instead of trolling the world, actually trying to do something useful to help it?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:07 pm    Post subject: Re: kickstarter ideas thread

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C M B wrote:
GO.

Thousands of people die crossing the Sahara every year. I'm going to create an air-conditioned APC the size of a small cruise ship to help people cross. Bam, sandcrawler.


Have you ever just considered instead of trolling the world, actually trying to do something useful to help it?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:13 pm    Post subject:

Ok, but I don't want any of you stealing my idea:

Mistletoe Belt Buckles
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