Joke of the day

[jodeke]

I searched and searched, I couldn't find the original thread.


A man took his wife to the rodeo

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. " The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's rib, said, "That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
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[jodeke]

Farmer Brown and a couple of his friends wanted to go possum hunting but his hound was ill.

He went to his friend Farmer Jones and asked him if he could borrow his hound, Luke. Farmer Jones said sure but Luke has some weird habits.

Farmer Brown asked, what are they? Farmer Jones said, you'll see.

Off Brown and friends went. Five minutes later Luke had treed a possum. Sometimes you have to shake possums out of a tree. Jones went over, shook the tree, down came the possum. Luke jumped on it and started humping it. Brown smiled, said to his friends, so that's what Jones meant by weird habits. Brown bagged the possum and continued to hunt.

Less then five minuets later Luke found and treed another possum. Brown shook the possum out. Again Luke jumped the possum and started to hump it. Brown thought to himself, Luke's a great hound so I can overlook his weird habits.

Brown bagged the possum and off they went and sure enough in a short time Luke treed another possum. Brown went over to shake the possum out but he couldn't. Sometime you have to climb the tree to shake a possum out. Brown climbed the tree to shake the possum out His foot slipped and he started to fall. On his way down he screamed SHOOT LUKE!!!
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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.