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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:07 pm    Post subject: One liners, zingers and epic come backs!!!

Post your best here!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:10 pm    Post subject:

Always been a fan of 'No (bleep), Sherlock.'
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:13 pm    Post subject:

PRLakeShow wrote:
Always been a fan of 'No (bleep), Sherlock.'


No (bleep)?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:14 pm    Post subject:

lakerjoshua wrote:
PRLakeShow wrote:
Always been a fan of 'No (bleep), Sherlock.'


No (bleep)?


5H1T
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:16 pm    Post subject:

PRLakeShow wrote:
lakerjoshua wrote:
PRLakeShow wrote:
Always been a fan of 'No (bleep), Sherlock.'


No (bleep)?


5H1T


That's what she said.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:35 pm    Post subject:

https://youtu.be/Cs4Gj7JsET4

...infinity!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:02 pm    Post subject:

"The jerk store called, they're running out of you"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:57 am    Post subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5IQnQhzMSI
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:14 am    Post subject:

lakerjoshua wrote:
PRLakeShow wrote:
lakerjoshua wrote:
PRLakeShow wrote:
Always been a fan of 'No (bleep), Sherlock.'


No (bleep)?


5H1T


That's what she said.


Richard Pryor over here
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:25 am    Post subject:

Someone step on a duck?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:26 am    Post subject:

Hey, Kurt, you read lips?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:54 am    Post subject:

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:38 pm    Post subject:

jodeke wrote:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.


tbf you don't remember what you had for breakfast
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:48 pm    Post subject:

lakeshow03 wrote:
"The jerk store called, they're running out of you"


"That's gold Jerry! Gold!"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:54 pm    Post subject:

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jodeke wrote:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.


tbf you don't remember what you had for breakfast


You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:07 pm    Post subject:

jodeke wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.


tbf you don't remember what you had for breakfast


You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?


My life might end tomorrow. Besides, you used that line yesterday.

Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:24 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.


tbf you don't remember what you had for breakfast


You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?


My life might end tomorrow. Besides, you used that line yesterday.

Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember?


Please, save your breath. Youíll probably need it to blow up your next date.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:29 pm    Post subject:

jodeke wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.


tbf you don't remember what you had for breakfast


You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?


My life might end tomorrow. Besides, you used that line yesterday.

Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember?


Please, save your breath. Youíll probably need it to blow up your next date.


In the time it took you to google that line you could've taken your 3'oclock pills which are 90 minutes late btw
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:01 pm    Post subject:

Jane you ignorant slut.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:19 pm    Post subject:

Were you born an A-hole or is it something you've had to work on?

That sounds like a personal problem.

Are you bragging or complaining?

Does your mother know about that?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:56 pm    Post subject:

Take my wife..........please...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:56 pm    Post subject:

unleasHell wrote:
Take my wife..........please...


Classic!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:59 pm    Post subject:

Iím not a proctologist, but I know an a-hole when I see one.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:09 pm    Post subject:

Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:14 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.


tbf you don't remember what you had for breakfast


You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?


My life might end tomorrow. Besides, you used that line yesterday.

Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember?


Please, save your breath. Youíll probably need it to blow up your next date.


In the time it took you to google that line you could've taken your 3'oclock pills which are 90 minutes late btw


The 90's called and said they want their zingers back.
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