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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:16 pm    Post subject:

Let's add some fuel to the fire.

Step up your game LG.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:17 pm    Post subject:

And let's get this party started!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:32 pm    Post subject:

I trying my damndest to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:34 pm    Post subject:

Don't ever under estimate the ability of another person to let you down...

(Dexter's father)
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:23 am    Post subject:

Sometime you have to preach to the choir to keep them singing.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:16 pm    Post subject:

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“We rocking with Floyd bro not you... take that off bruh,” Green said.

The problem, though, was that the old-school jersey McGregor rocked represented C.J. Watson, who previously wore the number. Text messages between Watson and Mayweather’s ex-girlfriend led to a domestic violence incident for which Mayweather ultimately went to jail in 2012.

McGregor responded to Green in kind in a pair of messages, saying first “That’s C.J. Watson, made. I don’t know who the f*ck you are. No disrespect tho kid, keep hustling and stay in school.”

“Now ask yourself why I’m rocking C.J. when I don’t give a f*ck about basketball. I dribble head off the floor. Not a ball. This is no game here, kid.”


https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/23/16017206/conor-mcgregor-rips-draymond-green-in-instagram-beef
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:42 pm    Post subject:

Are you always this stupid or are you putting in overtime?

Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:47 pm    Post subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVZvWaMWsA&t=53s
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:07 pm    Post subject:

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:59 pm    Post subject:

Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:05 am    Post subject:

Ladies, I charge for back rubs......the front rubs are free
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:09 am    Post subject:

I went to a seriously all black grade school.......we didn't even have white chalk!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:14 am    Post subject:

Here’s to our wives and girlfriends – may they never meet!

There are dozens more from Grouch Marx here, way too many good ones to post:

http://joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/Marx_Groaners.htm

have a look and a laugh...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:35 pm    Post subject:

Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:57 pm    Post subject:

Reporter interviewing 100 year old man: What do you attribute your long life to?

100 year old man: To the fact that I haven't died yet....
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:05 pm    Post subject:

Some texts between Shaq and one of his women got leaked a few years back and I lol'd with my head titled back at this simple one:

Golddigger: I need a new purse...
Shaq: Buy one.

He's got a way with words AND money.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:18 pm    Post subject:

You'd think this guy is on vacation, eh?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:09 pm    Post subject:

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:38 am    Post subject:

Lady Astor: "Winston, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "But I shall be sober in the morning and you, madam, will still be ugly."
Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea."
Winston Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 3:10 am    Post subject:

"Is that your wife, sir? Jesus...what was it, a train?"
--Don Rickles
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:09 am    Post subject:

'they don't call you sonny cause you're bright'
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:10 am    Post subject:

'you look like Brad Pitt's brother, the other Pitt, armpitt'
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:14 pm    Post subject:

You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:27 pm    Post subject:

ChickenStu wrote:
"Is that your wife, sir? Jesus...what was it, a train?"
--Don Rickles


The Master.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:40 pm    Post subject:

The device has not been invented that can measure how little I care about what you just said.
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