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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:39 am    Post subject: 'Mad Pooper' on the loose!

right up there with the craziest stories I have ever read....

'Mad Pooper' wanted by Springs police

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Cathy Budde says her kids caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.

"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'" Budde recalled. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:45 am    Post subject:

wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:52 am    Post subject:

pmacla wrote:
wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels


IDK.....I am sensitive to peoples medical issues, but I think if it is at the point where your dropping trou and leaving gifts on neighborhood lawns, she should probably sacrifice with a treadmill.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:53 am    Post subject:

pmacla wrote:
wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels


doubtful.

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"I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.' ... She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped," Budde admits, defeated.

Budde family members say one of the worst parts is they can't figure out the woman's motives.

"There's plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she's targeting. This is intentional."
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:01 am    Post subject:

adkindo wrote:
pmacla wrote:
wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels


IDK.....I am sensitive to peoples medical issues, but I think if it is at the point where your dropping trou and leaving gifts on neighborhood lawns, she should probably sacrifice with a treadmill.


I agree only explanation that I can think of outside her just being a total lunatic
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:06 am    Post subject:

If that were my neighborhood, i couldnt wait to catch her and smear her in her own (bleep). i'd camp out just to catch her
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:02 am    Post subject:

Edit: double post

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:11 am    Post subject:

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If that were my neighborhood, i couldnt wait to catch her and smear her in her own (bleep). i'd camp out just to catch her


That sounds way to messy lol. If anyone pulled down their pants in argument with me they would win
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am    Post subject:

BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:22 am    Post subject:

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If that were my neighborhood, i couldnt wait to catch her and smear her in her own (bleep).


With your hand, you mean?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:26 am    Post subject:

Easy fix. Next time, while she's got her pants down and vulnerable and off balance, knock her over so she falls into her poo.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:54 am    Post subject:

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Easy fix. Next time, while she's got her pants down and vulnerable and off balance, knock her over so she falls into her poo.


My idea is to do a drive by while throwing a bag of pee on her.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:58 am    Post subject:

pmacla wrote:
adkindo wrote:
pmacla wrote:
wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels


IDK.....I am sensitive to peoples medical issues, but I think if it is at the point where your dropping trou and leaving gifts on neighborhood lawns, she should probably sacrifice with a treadmill.


I agree only explanation that I can think of outside her just being a total lunatic


Maybe she's just carbo loading a bit too much.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:28 pm    Post subject:

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Easy fix. Next time, while she's got her pants down and vulnerable and off balance, knock her over so she falls into her poo.
this is what i had in mind ha
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:32 pm    Post subject:

not sure which is more strange...the "mad pooper" or the guy that is apparently attracted to 5 lb weight plates....

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Firefighters spent three hours using power tools to free a man with his penis trapped in a gym weight.


if it was a standard Olympic 5 lb weight plate (2″ in diameter), I would be more impressed....but the picture illustrates a standard bar (1″ in diameter) 5 lb plate....
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:58 pm    Post subject:

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BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.


The hose works better
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:06 pm    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
venturalakersfan wrote:
BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.


The hose works better


yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:18 am    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
venturalakersfan wrote:
BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.


The hose works better


exactly. Lowers the odds of you getting prosecuted too
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:26 am    Post subject:

adkindo wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
venturalakersfan wrote:
BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.


The hose works better


yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time


BB sounds extreme, maybe airsoft. but hose would be best unless you're Michael Vick
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:35 am    Post subject:

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adkindo wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
venturalakersfan wrote:
BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.


The hose works better


yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time


BB sounds extreme, maybe airsoft. but hose would be best unless you're Michael Vick


For dogs I would say hose or air-soft but for the woman pooping on their lawn I would call shoot her in the butt with a BB an appropriate albeit a little tame respond

I would rather be shot with a BB gun than have a person poop on my stuff every week lol
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:48 am    Post subject:

adkindo wrote:
not sure which is more strange...the "mad pooper" or the [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/firefighters-(private man parts)-gym-weight-caught-three-hours-worms-germany-dumbbell-disc-a7952961.html]guy that is apparently attracted to 5 lb weight plates....[/url]

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Firefighters spent three hours using power tools to free a man with his (private man parts) trapped in a gym weight.


if it was a standard Olympic 5 lb weight plate (2″ in diameter), I would be more impressed....but the picture illustrates a standard bar (1″ in diameter) 5 lb plate....

DAMN!!! That's embarrassing. He should have done what we did when dogs got stuck, pour cold water on it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:55 am    Post subject:

Who does she think she is, the queen of England?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:36 pm    Post subject:

It's all crap.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:52 am    Post subject:

loslakersss wrote:
adkindo wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
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BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn.


The hose works better


yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time


BB sounds extreme, maybe airsoft. but hose would be best unless you're Michael Vick


I thought airsoft was a bb gun? I was picturing like a Daisy BB gun that you had to pump.....the more times you pump it, the stronger the force of the BB....the one I had, 1 pump did not even sting when it hit the skin.

Are we talking about the dog or the lady.....cause I am fine with pumping as many times as you please for the lady crapping on the yard....just not the dog (since it is doing exactly what is natural for them to do).
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:59 pm    Post subject:

Attorneys discuss rights to pooping in public after "Mad Pooper" video release

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A man claiming to be the "spokesman" for the so-called Mad Pooper posted two videos, trying to explain her actions.

He won't identify himself or the jogger, only calling her "Shirley," and said he is speaking on her behalf.

He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault. He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.


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