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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:03 am    Post subject: Quentin Tarantino and . . . Star Trek

Scottie: She’s gonna blow, Captain!

Kirk: Don’t worry. I’m sending the Wolfe.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/quentin-tarantino-jj-abrams-team-up-star-trek-movie-1064206
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:18 am    Post subject:

Kirk: Say “fascinating,” mother f’er.

Spock: Fascin- . . . Uh, Captain, why are you pointing a phaser at me?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:04 am    Post subject:

The most shocking thing about that click is how old and used-up Tarantino looks. Yikes.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:33 am    Post subject:

mmm-MMmM, this IS a tasty Bahgol!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:43 am    Post subject:

ChefLinda wrote:
The most shocking thing about that click is how old and used-up Tarantino looks. Yikes.
drugs?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:15 am    Post subject:

Aeneas Hunter wrote:
Kirk: Say “fascinating,” mother f’er.

Spock: Fascin- . . . Uh, Captain, why are you pointing a phaser at me?


Uggh...just pictured someone cutting off one of Spock's pointy ears dancing to "Stuck in the Middle with You."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:59 pm    Post subject:

This is just what the Star Trek series needs, so that they can continue to boldly go where no one has gone before...

Kirk: Hey Spock you like bacon?
Spock: No, I do not consume pork by-products.
Kirk: Why? You Jewish?

Spock: Capt Kirk, have you ever given a human male a foot massage?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:56 pm    Post subject:

Kirk: Marvin, you better put on a red shirt.


Picard: That's Lieutenant Warfowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname, The Bear Klingon.
Romulan: Nooooo!


Data, in the holodeck: I do not think Whoopie Goldberg is much of a waitress.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:04 pm    Post subject:

Honestly, every time I hear "Kuz" I think of the opening scene of Reservoir Dog, where Mr. Brown (Tarantino) gives his analysis of Madonna's "Like a Virgin". "It's all about this cooze...."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:14 pm    Post subject:

No, no, no, no. Let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of Starfleet that said "Dead Klingon Storage?"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:47 am    Post subject:

Klingon Commander: We will spread your ashes across the space lanes!
Kirk: Well, allow me to retort.


Riker, to Worf: Did you see the size of that disrupter that Ferengi fired at us? It was bigger than him!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:13 pm    Post subject:

It’s going to be R rated. This calls for an emoji.



http://deadline.com/2017/12/quentin-tarantino-star-trek-r-rating-mark-l-smith-the-revenant-drew-pearce-lindsay-beer-jj-abrams-1202222161/
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:27 pm    Post subject:

Patrick Stewart volunteers. Make it so.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/patrick-stewart-might-reprise-jean-luc-picard-role-tarantino-directs-star-trek-1065667
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:44 pm    Post subject:

Aeneas Hunter wrote:
Patrick Stewart volunteers. Make it so.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/patrick-stewart-might-reprise-jean-luc-picard-role-tarantino-directs-star-trek-1065667


How's he going to do the Tarantino effect? Star Trek is family oriented. No swearing or use of the N word.

Who's your favorite Star Trek captain, William Shatner, Patrick Stewart, other?
Spock shoves me toward Shatner.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:33 pm    Post subject:

Shatner and Stewart were both great in their own ways, as was Brooks. I’d probably have to go with Stewart.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:57 pm    Post subject:

OMG I want Klingon Samuel L Jackson.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:03 pm    Post subject:

Going to watch the midnight showing of Reservoir tonight at Tarantino’s theater on Beverly Blvd.

If any of you degenerates want to come:
https://m.bpt.me/event/3175748
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