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Baron Von Humongous
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 Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:07 pm Post subject: QFTOS Knicks Edition |
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From Posting and Toasting:
Before the Game:
| Quote: | Knicks win 187-32
Porzingis finishes with 120 points and 17 blocks, but a measly 8 steals. Timmy shots 30-32 and shimmies 16 times. And Kyle O’Quinn’s beard gets called for a double flagrant after it punches Brandon Ingram in the face. |
| Quote: | Lakers crowd seems comatose
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1st Half:
| Quote: | Every time Brook Lopez scores a Chewbacca sound is played inside Staples Center.
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| Quote: | They need to keep Randle
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | Frank just got beat off the dribble by Caruso??
Not his best game so far |
Twice Caruso has beaten Frank off the dribble |
Three times Caruso has beaten Frank off the dribble |
Caruso has run a pick and roll with Kuzma five straight times to open the quarter.
Kuzma is 2-2 out of it and Caruso has gotten by Frank for 3 wide open layups, of which he made two
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| Quote: | people expecting us to beat one of the worst teams in the NBA without Ball and KCP
fück you thought B
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| Quote: | You know that something is terribly wrong if Alex Caruso is splitting your defense at will...
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| Quote: | I like how KOQ just doesn't give a flying (bleep) about Kuzma...
Atrocious.
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| Quote: | So many random light skinned guys on the Lakers.
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| Quote: | Is there a way to bench everybody and fly in the Westchester roster to finish the game?
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| Quote: | Kanter post up iso into FIVE guys
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| Quote: | | Quote: | This game is disgusting
(bleep) these refs, seriously. They’ve made a mockery of the entire sport. |
No.
That’s not the story of this game. The only foul call the Knicks got screwed by that I see is the one where Beasley didn’t foul Kuzma. And maybe Timmy was fouled on that drive. Other than that we just can’t guard them.
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| Quote: | Somehow the Knicks are only down 4 after all that
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Showcasing Willy for the Lakers. |
They already have a Willy they don't play. Zubac.
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| Quote: | Ingram's improved quite a bit this year, but his shooting form is kinda painful to watch.
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Half-Time:
| Quote: | Both teams playing terrible defense because of the refs absolutely pathetic calling.
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| Quote: | | Quote: | Letting Clarkson and their bigs murder us
Yuck |
| Quote: | Clarkson is pretty good, honestly
I’ve kind of wanted the Knicks to get him for a while
But, yeah, the D has been terrible |
| Quote: | yeah he looks good now
Lakers fans say he doesn’t give a (bleep) though |
| Quote: | His time in LA has been very weird. The vibes around the Lakers have been bad lately. The Kobe retirement tour, the D’Angelo lockerroom camera snap chat thing, now the Ball family drama.
I feel like Clarkson and Randle would both show more on a less insane team |
yeah, there's something weird about the vibe surrounding the team
It may be the Buss power struggle in the organization… they seem like they’re worse than they should be.
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| Quote: | ok this may be the gayest half time show I've seen
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2nd Half:
| Quote: | I enjoy when Tim gets hot
I don't enjoy when he does his dumbass Lebron mean mug impression
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| Quote: | Timmy flattens Ennis. Refs are like, "he's hot, let it go."
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| Quote: | Timmy Timmy Timmy Hardaway, he be shooting from faraway.
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Their Ron > Our Ron |
our ron doesn't get to play against the knicks
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| Quote: | | Quote: | NBA All-Twink 1st Team
Kuzma
Oubre
St. Curry
Se. Curry
??? |
| Quote: | Rubio is more of an otter, imo
too hairy |
| Quote: | | Rubio is not a twink but Frank is |
| Quote: | Frank has the blueprint for dat Adonis bod though
wont qualify in a few years |
No, Frank is just very (bleep) to all genders and orientations
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| Quote: | | Quote: | look this is fun
but being up only 4 is kinda pathetic |
We did spot them 67 first half points...
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| Quote: | KP is destroying Kuzma.
Nice.
(He is fake "Kuz" after all.)
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| Quote: | The Knicks are shooting 65% as a team right now
Including 61% on a healthy number of threes. Holy crap.
Though only up six
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| Quote: | can we get their Ron please
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| Quote: | | Quote: | Randle looks familiar
Can’t put my finger on it. |
the homeless guy bumming for cigarettes at the bus stop
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| Quote: | Caruso is Kostas Koufos little brother
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| Quote: | (bleep) Randle is one brontasaurus looking ass motherfücker
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Beas 5 fouls in 9min |
grit
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| Quote: | Clarkson deffo on the all-twinks too
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| Quote: | Warriors gonna drop 200 on them
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| Quote: | Maybe if Timmy and KP combine for 50 in the 4th we'll take this
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| Quote: | | Quote: | Lol Lee not shooting at the buzzer
(bleep) move I must say |
Hornacek yelled at him about it
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| Quote: | Hope Hornacek shot CLee a dirty look after that fan hit a half court shot
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| Quote: | I want Rambis to take the court in the 4th
bring back the Showtime glory daze
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | I can smell the bleach coming off Clarkson's (bleep) |
| Quote: | | your twink obsession is impressively fierce |
I have weapons-grade Twinknecium and I know how to use it
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| Quote: | Frank is playing (bleep) defense on Clarkson
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| Quote: | Holy hell what is this defense
Kinda wish we had Noah to sub in
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Not impressed with the Laker girls TBH |
Knicks City Dancers all day
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| Quote: | Kristaps giving Brewer the stink eye
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| Quote: | KP gets a tech, of course
Not Nance, who held the ball and then flung it at the ref a few possessions ago
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| Quote: | Beasley 17pts 7-8 FG 5 fouls 11min
International man of mystery
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| Quote: | Clarkson and Randle are shredding our defense
This is ridiculous
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| Quote: | The Lakers are literally just hitting the Knicks when they shoot now and the refs are just staring into space.
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| Quote: | | This is the kind of loss coaches get fired for |
| Quote: | | Yeah but Marc Jackson |
| Quote: | | I will puke if we hire Mark Jackson |
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| Quote: | Jesus
Randle could have fouled out twice and then they let Nance jump into KP. Yeah the officiating isn’t changing the outcome of this game at all.
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| Quote: | Three straight fouls by Randle...
And he gets the call. C’mon he swings his arms around like King Kong and then flips for possession. Fix was in on this one.
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| Quote: | How many bongs does Luke smoke with his young dudes tonight?
I’m saying +/- 3
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After the Game:
| Quote: | Seeing Laker fans makes me want to commit seppeku.
A truly vile bunch.
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| Quote: | New York gave up 127 points to a Lakers team missing Lonzo Ball and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. They caught another break in the first half when Kyle Kuzma jammed his finger. Didn’t matter. Enes Kanter put up the softest double-double in history, as he steadfastly refused to guard Brook Lopez. Some tiny Kosta Koufos-looking bastard named Alex Caruso shredded the Knicks like he was Russell Westbrook. The whole thing sucked.
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| Quote: | The refs could have helped
By calling the multitude of loose ball fouls that Randle committed in the third quarter alone. Guy swings his arms around like he’s the Last Dragon.
| Quote: | Randle is an impersonating sho nuff.
Frank has the real glow. |
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| Quote: | Terrible sports day. Getting beaten by Clarkson
Not sure who was guarding him but it was obvious the Knicks were trying to bang LA models last night. They played complete (bleep) D against mostly bench players. Even their scrubby g league pg was better than ours. On top of that, I had to watch another Patriots win. I pretty much smashed my hand and now my wife hates me. What can I say, I live in CT so I’m surrounded by gloating Pats fans. I get ill when they win.
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TooMuchMajicBuss
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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BVH THANKS!   |
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microbe obliterator
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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hey, we have a ron on our team?! why doesn't anyone notify me about these things?!!  |
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TDRock
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Frank just got beat off the dribble by Caruso??
Not his best game so far
Twice Caruso has beaten Frank off the dribble
Three times Caruso has beaten Frank off the dribble
Caruso has run a pick and roll with Kuzma five straight times to open the quarter.
Kuzma is 2-2 out of it and Caruso has gotten by Frank for 3 wide open layups, of which he made two |
 Caruso got ‘em shook!
Thanks BVH! |
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TooMuchMajicBuss
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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| microbe obliterator wrote: | | hey, we have a ron on our team?! why doesn't anyone notify me about these things?!! |
Yeah... 
That and the twinkie obsession. Must be an East Coast thing.
LMAO at some of these quotes. |
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TooMuchMajicBuss
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Those after -game quotes - LMAO!!!!!!!
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LakerSD
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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love this (bleep).
The light skin lakers thing is starting to get noticed  |
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AFireInside619
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I knew about Magic's obsession with our "random light skin dudes" but our players making the NBA Twink List? I never even heard of such a thing. Kudos NY. You are a wretched, vile bunch. If anything, does Lopez & Walton make their All Bear Team? Does Randle make their cuckoid All Bull Team? So many questions! 😄 |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| TDRock wrote: | | Quote: |
Frank just got beat off the dribble by Caruso??
Not his best game so far
Twice Caruso has beaten Frank off the dribble
Three times Caruso has beaten Frank off the dribble
Caruso has run a pick and roll with Kuzma five straight times to open the quarter.
Kuzma is 2-2 out of it and Caruso has gotten by Frank for 3 wide open layups, of which he made two |
Caruso got ‘em shook!
Thanks BVH! |
Let’s see if the Knicks would be willing to swap Frank for Caruso and a 2nd round pick...  |
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kobe_luver
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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THANK YOU!!!
I WAS BEGGING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS!!! 
A win is so much better reading QFTOS after!!! 
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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| LakerSD wrote: | love this (bleep).
The light skin lakers thing is starting to get noticed |
The Lakers have a knack for drafting light skinned dudes. The best of both worlds I guess. 😁 |
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| Does making an All Twink team make you max extension eligible? |
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levon
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| This was the funniest one I've ever seen. |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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"Some tiny Kosta Koufos-looking bastard"
| AFireInside619 wrote: | | I knew about Magic's obsession with our "random light skin dudes" but our players making the NBA Twink List? I never even heard of such a thing. Kudos NY. You are a wretched, vile bunch. If anything, does Lopez & Walton make their All Bear Team? Does Randle make their cuckoid All Bull Team? So many questions! 😄 |
Yo, these Knicks fans are kinky as hell! |
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NBALakerLegends
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“New York gave up 127 points to a Lakers team missing Lonzo Ball and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. They caught another break in the first half when Kyle Kuzma jammed his finger. Didn’t matter. Enes Kanter put up the softest double-double in history, as he steadfastly refused to guard Brook Lopez. Some tiny Kosta Koufos-looking bastard named Alex Caruso shredded the Knicks like he was Russell Westbrook. The whole thing sucked. “
This sounds like an accurate Post game recap. |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn, this one was wild I guess those Knick fans had to come up with ways to entertain themselves through decades of losing? No other explanation for some of this (bleep), lol... |
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Some funny stuff but some comments are raunchy and weird.  |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:02 pm Post subject: Re: QFTOS Knicks Edition |
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| Baron Von Humongous wrote: |
| Quote: | | Quote: | | Showcasing Willy for the Lakers. |
They already have a Willy they don't play. Zubac. |
| Quote: | His time in LA has been very weird. The vibes around the Lakers have been bad lately. The Kobe retirement tour, the D’Angelo lockerroom camera snap chat thing, now the Ball family drama.
I feel like Clarkson and Randle would both show more on a less insane team |
| Quote: | ok this may be the gayest half time show I've seen
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| Quote: | | Timmy Timmy Timmy Hardaway, he be shooting from faraway |
| Quote: | | Quote: | | Their Ron > Our Ron |
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| Quote: | | Quote: | Randle looks familiar
Can’t put my finger on it. |
the homeless guy bumming for cigarettes at the bus stop
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| Quote: | Caruso is Kostas Koufos little brother
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| Quote: | | Hope Hornacek shot CLee a dirty look after that fan hit a half court shot |
| Quote: | Clarkson and Randle are shredding our defense
This is ridiculous |
| Quote: | How many bongs does Luke smoke with his young dudes tonight?
I’m saying +/- 3 |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you, it’s been too long since we had one of these. Wins are best savored with a QFTOS collection. |
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| Yes. I forgot to thank OP. Thank You. Lots of gems in there. |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| TooMuchMajicBuss wrote: |
Those after -game quotes - LMAO!!!!!!!
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Oh my! |
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| levon wrote: | | This was the funniest one I've ever seen. |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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The strangest QFTOS I've read. These Knicks fans have some weird fixations.
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| I gotta agree with the halftime show being fruity lol. |
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Knicks fans have been in pain since the 90's...
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