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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:33 am    Post subject: What are the craziest late night sandwiches you've ever put together?

I spent a night last week at an airbnb and the host said we were welcome to anything in the fridge + pantry, which were pitifully stocked, yet their contents met the standards of our condition that night

1 lb 80/20 ground chuck

1 can of manwich™ "bold" sauce. "Bold" means it's essentially a can of ketchup

1 cup of kraft instant microwavable mac n cheese

great value sandwich bread (wheat)

great value american cheese slices

a jalapeno (chopped into coins)

an avocado (hastily cut open and pitted; the pit rolled off of the counter and onto the carpet, leaving a snail trail)

cooked and sauced the meat and then toasted the bread. slopped the manwich atrocity onto one piece of bread, then came the kraft cheesy magma on top of that, then threw on the jalapenos, and then I finessed the "cheese" onto the lukewarm bottom bread which didn't nearly melt it. I made 3 sandwiches the same way so that my mates and I could have the same adventure.

do not try this. this was, to my sincere disappointment, the worst sandwich of my lifetime. i took two bites, dumped it into the sink, and then went to bed hungry.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:50 am    Post subject:

There was a perfectly fine cheeseburger right there on the table for you
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:52 am    Post subject:

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There was a perfectly fine cheeseburger right there on the table for you


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:26 am    Post subject:

Peanut butter, cream honey, banana slices on toasted sourdough bread. It's now a staple of my normal diet.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:39 am    Post subject:

Childhood staple... white bread with sweetened condensed milk +/- sprinkles or with butter + sugar

It was good
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:43 am    Post subject:

Eggs, avocado, spinach, ham, turkey, lettuce, tomato with siracha on toasted white bread
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:30 am    Post subject:

Spaghetti with meatballs and salad on garlic bread. basically last night's dinner as a sandwich
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:07 am    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
Spaghetti with meatballs and salad on garlic bread. basically last night's dinner as a sandwich


Yup. When I go home and visit my mom and dad, I'll wake up and make myself a little "perrito" - a Persian burrito i.e. take whatever heavenly meal my mom made and put it into a pita wrap (or sangak, a plain Persian flatbread). yum

and during thanksgiving, I make the moist-maker, of course.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:28 pm    Post subject:

You guys are disgusting. Everyone in this thread is disgusting.

Making Frankenstein monster sandwiches.
They're abominations. At least throw some bacon in there...somewhere.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:05 pm    Post subject:

pepper and eggs on Gonnella bread
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:06 pm    Post subject:

Used 2 slices of pizza as the bread and sandwiched: deli turkey, roast beef, avocado, swiss cheese, jalapenos, tomatoes, onions

Came out pretty good but I was also quite baked
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:19 pm    Post subject:

The Juggernaut wrote:
Used 2 slices of pizza as the bread and sandwiched: deli turkey, roast beef, avocado, swiss cheese, jalapenos, tomatoes, onions

Came out pretty good but I was also quite baked


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 4:38 pm    Post subject:

this website gives you recipes based on what you have in your fridge. Hope this helps you freakin stoners.

http://www.myfridgefood.com/
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:30 pm    Post subject:

I once made a sandwich using a couple of steaks as bread.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:22 pm    Post subject:

HLN I think you were doing good until you added the Kraft instant Mac crap.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:48 pm    Post subject:

Loved the "Great Value" references.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:58 pm    Post subject:

kikanga wrote:
You guys are disgusting. Everyone in this thread is disgusting.

Making Frankenstein monster sandwiches.
They're abominations. At least throw some bacon in there...somewhere.


AGREE - Maybe the thread should have been titled:

"Whats the worst thing you ever ate while wasted?"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:29 pm    Post subject:

unleasHell wrote:
kikanga wrote:
You guys are disgusting. Everyone in this thread is disgusting.

Making Frankenstein monster sandwiches.
They're abominations. At least throw some bacon in there...somewhere.


AGREE - Maybe the thread should have been titled:

"Whats the worst thing you ever ate while wasted?"


I didn’t get her name.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:30 pm    Post subject:

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HLN I think you were doing good until you added the Kraft instant Mac crap.

Addition by subtraction


tbqh that was the best element in the whole thing. The meat was awful, bread 1 week past its sell-by, the cheese was american, the avocado was a couple of days premature.
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Omar Little wrote:
Spaghetti with meatballs and salad on garlic bread. basically last night's dinner as a sandwich


yup

spaghetti sandwiches never fail, even without meat or meat flavoring
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:52 am    Post subject:

Sardines and peanut butter.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:13 am    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
unleasHell wrote:
kikanga wrote:
You guys are disgusting. Everyone in this thread is disgusting.

Making Frankenstein monster sandwiches.
They're abominations. At least throw some bacon in there...somewhere.


AGREE - Maybe the thread should have been titled:

"Whats the worst thing you ever ate while wasted?"


I didn’t get her name.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:56 am    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
unleasHell wrote:
kikanga wrote:
You guys are disgusting. Everyone in this thread is disgusting.

Making Frankenstein monster sandwiches.
They're abominations. At least throw some bacon in there...somewhere.


AGREE - Maybe the thread should have been titled:

"Whats the worst thing you ever ate while wasted?"


I didn’t get her name.


The worst thing I ever ate between two buns...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:01 am    Post subject:

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22 wrote:
HLN I think you were doing good until you added the Kraft instant Mac crap.

Addition by subtraction


tbqh that was the best element in the whole thing. The meat was awful, bread 1 week past its sell-by, the cheese was american, the avocado was a couple of days premature.


Go ahead. Say another word about American cheese.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:02 am    Post subject:

Buck32 wrote:
Sardines and peanut butter.


I would normally object to this but my wife got me hooked on peanut butter and pickle sandwiches so my mind is open.
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