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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:18 am    Post subject: Hotel Buss & Rambii

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in Ty's hair
Warm smell of cow dung, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, Ty saw a shimmering light
His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim
Ty had to stop for the night.

There they stood in the doorway;
Kurt and Linda was that smell
And Ty was thinking to himself
'This looks like heaven but it smells like Hell'
Jeanie lit up a candle and she showed Ty the way
There were Laker Greats down the corridor,
He thought he heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Buss & Rambii
Was a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Was a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Buss & Rambii
Any Laker Great (any Laker Great) you find still here

Jeanie is Linda-twisted, common sense out the window sends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How Magic talked in the presser, LGers start to sweat
Some post to remember, some post to forget

So I called up Black Mamba,
'Please bring me a quote
He said, 'we haven't had a ring here since I was the GOAT'
And still old-timers are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"

Welcome to the Hotel Buss & Rambii
Was a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Was a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel Buss & Rambii
What a crap surprise (what a crap surprise), bring your alibis

Smoke and Mirrors in the Front Office,
Rob Pelinka rolls the dice
And he said, 'we are all just newbies here, no analytical device'
And in the master's chambers,
The media gathered for the feast
They stab the Lakers with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing Ty remembers, he was
Running for the door
He had to find the passage back to the place he was before
'Relax' said ol' Action Jackson,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But your good rep can never leave!'
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:25 am    Post subject:

LOL Bravo!
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 4:28 am    Post subject:



My man.
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We pour this booze and we drink this booze because we think it's yummy. YUMMY! So over the tounge and down the throat to party in our tummys.
DOWN THE HOLA BITC*OLA!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 5:14 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 5:38 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 6:04 am    Post subject:

Don't you cry tonight, There's a heaven above Staples Center.
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 8:51 am    Post subject:

Excellent!!!!!


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 8:56 am    Post subject:

If we don't land Kawhi or Kyrie, The Last Resort might have been more appropriate.
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:52 am    Post subject:

Sentient Meat wrote:
If we don't land Kawhi or Kyrie, The Last Resort might have been more appropriate.

That sounds appropriate for that circumstance. I'll let you fashion a late summer lyrical update.
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:56 am    Post subject:

award winning
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:57 am    Post subject:

Bravo!!!
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