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lakersboxershorts Starting Rotation
Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 196
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: Is something bothering Kwame Brown ... |
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Or is it that he cant jump!?
It has to be the biggest hustle in NBA history, Kwame Brown, to go #1 overall in the draft (getting paid millions not to jump). |
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msb212 Star Player
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 9251 Location: Courtside
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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yes, the fact that he sucks bothers him. |
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NestT Star Player
Joined: 05 Jul 2002 Posts: 4327 Location: The Shining City on a Hill
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Lets see.
Kwame on Brand and Brand scores two garbage baskets in eight or so minutes.
Mihm on Brand and Brand becomes a superstar.
Kwame does not go for headfakes.
He makes his man take tough shots over him.
He rarely gets in foul trouble.
Who gives a (bleep) where he was drafted.
The Lakers did not use the overall #1 pick on him.
Get Mihm and Cook off of bigtime low-post scoreres.
Stick Kwame on them.
Don't care how many layups he bricks over the rim to the other side.
Stick Kwame on big-time low-post scorers. |
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PurpleHayz Star Player
Joined: 18 Jul 2002 Posts: 2078 Location: Ripperside
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Is something bothering Kwame Brown? Um yeah.... HIS BRAIN!!! _________________ One Love.... |
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lakersboxershorts Starting Rotation
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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PurpleHayz wrote: | Is something bothering Kwame Brown? Um yeah.... HIS BRAIN!!! |
Kwame doesnt give us what Shaq gave us, and thats the intimidation on defense alone would prevent penitrations, other teams would always be jump shooting, and creating rebounds.
KWAME does NOT help in creating rebounds. No one FEARS kwame.
On top of that he misses lay ups and doesnt jump. All I'm asking you to do is jump! U think U can be an offensive player but U cant even jump. |
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Charles Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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he's got sand in his vagina |
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PurpleHayz Star Player
Joined: 18 Jul 2002 Posts: 2078 Location: Ripperside
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Charles wrote: | he's got sand in his vagina |
That is the funniest thing I've heard all year!!! _________________ One Love.... |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Kwame's fired. |
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ishi331 Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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PurpleHayz wrote: | Is something bothering Kwame Brown? Um yeah.... HIS BRAIN!!! |
WTH? When did he get a brain? Did I miss something? Man, the things science and technology can do in this time and age. |
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2The4th Star Player
Joined: 22 Apr 2003 Posts: 4529 Location: SoCal
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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I think his hands are infected with Samakinitis |
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Kobe2Clark Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject: Bill Walton needs to STFU about Kwame... |
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Luke is just as much of a scrub and he didn't score either... _________________ "My thirst for domination is fed only by the game. I refuse to get distracted by outside forces." - Kobe Bryant |
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And 1 Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:31 pm Post subject: Bill Walton: Has Kwame Brown Scored Yet? |
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Timing truly is everything when it comes to comedy.
Cuz when Walton said that, he had me dying.
BTW, was that Kwame who had his jump hook blocked by Elton Brand? Brand is like...what? 6'8"? |
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uberzev Franchise Player
Joined: 25 Jan 2002 Posts: 19120 Location: SDSU
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Walton was great. I especially loved his comments on Sasha. Something about how he's such a fluid scorer. _________________ Lakers Gonna Lake |
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osj Star Player
Joined: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 2819 Location: Singapore
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject: kwame's arms |
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does anyone else think that kwame's arms look really short? for most people, if you stand with your hands by your sides, the fingertips should be about slightly more than halfway between your waists and your knees, but with kwame that doesn't seem to be the case. he looks a bit like a raptor from jurassic park, with the short arms. |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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It's funny.
When Kwame rumors came out from Vescey about a Caron/Kwame swap,
it seemed like 80% of the board was against it.
Two days later, the deal was made.
All of a sudden? 90% Kwame-jockers.
I said before and after the trade, that I didn't like it.
I wasn't crazy against it, just said I didn't feel he was likely to turn out
(having lived in D.C. most of Kwame's career and followed him some).
I said after the trade that I'd give him a full year before judging him.
And I've said since then repeatedly that I'll stick to that.
I'm not so sure I can hold out anymore
Start Bynum. Start Cook.
I don't care.
I'm done.
()*#@()%*$#@()%*$#% DONE, with Butterfingers Brown. |
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And 1 Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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uberzev wrote: |
Walton was great. I especially loved his comments on Sasha. Something about how he's such a fluid scorer. |
I think the Sasha remark was along the lines of "the perfect shooting form..."
No matter that the end result is substantially less than perfect. |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Cut 'em off.
He's dead to me |
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osj Star Player
Joined: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 2819 Location: Singapore
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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sodapoppenski wrote: | Cut 'em off.
He's dead to me |
wouldn't make a difference to his ability to catch the ball, at least. |
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Raptor2k Star Player
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 4426 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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Read sig.
Oh, and did Luke score? Something Bill wouldn't ask, I suppose. _________________ "I accepted their challenge. I accepted the doubt of everyone who spoke on my downfall and used their words as fuel. I have a franchise to resurrect, a city of fans to uplift." |
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Lakersfan4ever Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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He needs to find other ways to score b/c the jump hooks that he threw up were nasty and had no chance to go in. _________________ Chick will always be loved and remembered. |
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JerryWest_44 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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What convinced the Laker braintrust that Kwame could all of a sudden turn his career around in LA? |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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osj wrote: | sodapoppenski wrote: | Cut 'em off.
He's dead to me |
wouldn't make a difference to his ability to catch the ball, at least. |
Ok.
Kareem? Keep him on to train Mihm and Bynum, even Cook.
But for Kwame?
I'm sending my dog Oscar to Staples.
He can catch Kwame to catch with his teeth.
I know, I know.
Sounds unconventional.
But TRUST me, inside of a week he'll catch better that way. |
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OmegaCues Starting Rotation
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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Charles wrote: | he's got sand in his vagina |
omg, that is some funny sh** right there. Thanks for a great laugh after a loss. |
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Lakersfan4ever Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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Luke was not the first pick overall. Biggest bust next to Kandi. Doesn't earn 8 mil. and had a better career than Kwame. Should i keep going? _________________ Chick will always be loved and remembered. |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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2The4th wrote: | I think his hands are infected with Samakinitis |
What hands? |
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