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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: Is something bothering Kwame Brown ...

Or is it that he cant jump!?

It has to be the biggest hustle in NBA history, Kwame Brown, to go #1 overall in the draft (getting paid millions not to jump).
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject:

yes, the fact that he sucks bothers him.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:44 pm    Post subject:

Lets see.

Kwame on Brand and Brand scores two garbage baskets in eight or so minutes.

Mihm on Brand and Brand becomes a superstar.

Kwame does not go for headfakes.

He makes his man take tough shots over him.

He rarely gets in foul trouble.

Who gives a (bleep) where he was drafted.

The Lakers did not use the overall #1 pick on him.


Get Mihm and Cook off of bigtime low-post scoreres.


Stick Kwame on them.

Don't care how many layups he bricks over the rim to the other side.

Stick Kwame on big-time low-post scorers.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:46 pm    Post subject:

Is something bothering Kwame Brown? Um yeah.... HIS BRAIN!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:54 pm    Post subject:

PurpleHayz wrote:
Is something bothering Kwame Brown? Um yeah.... HIS BRAIN!!!


Kwame doesnt give us what Shaq gave us, and thats the intimidation on defense alone would prevent penitrations, other teams would always be jump shooting, and creating rebounds.

KWAME does NOT help in creating rebounds. No one FEARS kwame.

On top of that he misses lay ups and doesnt jump. All I'm asking you to do is jump! U think U can be an offensive player but U cant even jump.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject:

he's got sand in his vagina
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject:

Charles wrote:
he's got sand in his vagina


That is the funniest thing I've heard all year!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject:

Kwame's fired.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:08 pm    Post subject:

PurpleHayz wrote:
Is something bothering Kwame Brown? Um yeah.... HIS BRAIN!!!

WTH? When did he get a brain? Did I miss something? Man, the things science and technology can do in this time and age.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject:

I think his hands are infected with Samakinitis
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: Bill Walton needs to STFU about Kwame...

Luke is just as much of a scrub and he didn't score either...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Bill Walton: Has Kwame Brown Scored Yet?



Timing truly is everything when it comes to comedy.

Cuz when Walton said that, he had me dying.

BTW, was that Kwame who had his jump hook blocked by Elton Brand? Brand is like...what? 6'8"?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:32 pm    Post subject:


Walton was great. I especially loved his comments on Sasha. Something about how he's such a fluid scorer.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:33 pm    Post subject: kwame's arms

does anyone else think that kwame's arms look really short? for most people, if you stand with your hands by your sides, the fingertips should be about slightly more than halfway between your waists and your knees, but with kwame that doesn't seem to be the case. he looks a bit like a raptor from jurassic park, with the short arms.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:35 pm    Post subject:

It's funny.

When Kwame rumors came out from Vescey about a Caron/Kwame swap,
it seemed like 80% of the board was against it.

Two days later, the deal was made.

All of a sudden? 90% Kwame-jockers.

I said before and after the trade, that I didn't like it.

I wasn't crazy against it, just said I didn't feel he was likely to turn out
(having lived in D.C. most of Kwame's career and followed him some).

I said after the trade that I'd give him a full year before judging him.

And I've said since then repeatedly that I'll stick to that.

I'm not so sure I can hold out anymore



Start Bynum. Start Cook.

I don't care.

I'm done.

()*#@()%*$#@()%*$#% DONE, with Butterfingers Brown.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:35 pm    Post subject:

uberzev wrote:

Walton was great. I especially loved his comments on Sasha. Something about how he's such a fluid scorer.


I think the Sasha remark was along the lines of "the perfect shooting form..."

No matter that the end result is substantially less than perfect.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:36 pm    Post subject:

Cut 'em off.

He's dead to me
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:38 pm    Post subject:

sodapoppenski wrote:
Cut 'em off.

He's dead to me


wouldn't make a difference to his ability to catch the ball, at least.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject:

Read sig.

Oh, and did Luke score? Something Bill wouldn't ask, I suppose.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject:

He needs to find other ways to score b/c the jump hooks that he threw up were nasty and had no chance to go in.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject:

What convinced the Laker braintrust that Kwame could all of a sudden turn his career around in LA?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:41 pm    Post subject:

osj wrote:
sodapoppenski wrote:
Cut 'em off.

He's dead to me


wouldn't make a difference to his ability to catch the ball, at least.


Ok.

Kareem? Keep him on to train Mihm and Bynum, even Cook.

But for Kwame?

I'm sending my dog Oscar to Staples.

He can catch Kwame to catch with his teeth.

I know, I know.

Sounds unconventional.

But TRUST me, inside of a week he'll catch better that way.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:42 pm    Post subject:

Charles wrote:
he's got sand in his vagina


omg, that is some funny sh** right there. Thanks for a great laugh after a loss.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:43 pm    Post subject:

Luke was not the first pick overall. Biggest bust next to Kandi. Doesn't earn 8 mil. and had a better career than Kwame. Should i keep going?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:43 pm    Post subject:

2The4th wrote:
I think his hands are infected with Samakinitis


What hands?
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