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uberzev Franchise Player
Joined: 25 Jan 2002 Posts: 19120 Location: SDSU
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject: How about some "Because I Got High" parodies for LO? |
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I was gonna have three good games but then I got high
I was gonna finish at the basket before I got high
Now Laker fans hate me and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(Note the underlined parts should remain for correct form/syntax.)
Let's see what you guys can come up with.
Lyrics to the original song. _________________ Lakers Gonna Lake |
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insidepresence Star Player
Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 3901 Location: Ca
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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I wasn't going to charge Brad Miller, but then I got high
I was going to find my nuts, but then I got high
I realize I have a mangina and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause i got high |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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(sorry to break form, but hum along)
I was gonna grab some boards, but hey I don't try.
I was gonna score some freakin' points, but hey I don't try.
Now I'm making love, to apple pie.
Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.
I was gonna make Zev chicken soup, I think you know why.
Cannibal-ism sucks, that sh*t just ain't fly.
But even chicken's fight, until they die.
But me I don't try, me I don't try, me I don't try. |
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insidepresence Star Player
Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 3901 Location: Ca
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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well...
I played a great 1st half, but then I got high
I was going to stop taking threes, before I got high
Now they call me Lamar O'dumb, and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high |
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Ziggy Franchise Player
Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12712
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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I was gonna drive to my right, but then I got high
I was gonna get up, and slam it through, but then I got high
Oh my god I just broke a nail, and I know why
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high |
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insidepresence Star Player
Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 3901 Location: Ca
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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speaking of getting high...goodnight fellas! (and ladies) |
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kells1220 Starting Rotation
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 561 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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I was gonna take that dumbass headband off, but then I got high
I was gonna make a right hand layup too, but then I got high,
Mitch was gonna trade my dumbass too because I got high,
I still play for the Lakers and I know why, because Mitch and I got high, yeah we got high, cause we got high.
yeah it doesnt rhyme but you get the point. |
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methticaL Starting Rotation
Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 492
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:11 am Post subject: |
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i was supposed to be scottie pippen, but then i got high
in games i hide in bathroom and then i get high
yeah me and smush do it all the time,
yeaaah
cause i got high, cause i got high cause i got high
i am too :roll: |
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40ptmachine Starting Rotation
Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 633
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:38 am Post subject: |
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_________________ After 7 seasons I am a NON ALL STAR, in fact, I am a ROLE PLAYER making Superstar $$$
plus; I get standing ovations when I reach double digits |
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RYZ Star Player
Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 1393
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:56 am Post subject: |
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I was gonna learn how to read a shot clock, but then I got high.
I was gonna stop gettin my shot blocked, but then I got high.
A year ago I was traded for Shaq, but now I can't fetch Frye,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got |
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40ptmachine Starting Rotation
Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 633
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:34 am Post subject: |
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i was going to workout in the offseason, and then I got high _________________ After 7 seasons I am a NON ALL STAR, in fact, I am a ROLE PLAYER making Superstar $$$
plus; I get standing ovations when I reach double digits |
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UCSDKID Rookie
Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 3
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high
Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high
Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high |
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lakers0505 Franchise Player
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 10701
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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UCSDKID wrote: | I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high
Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high
Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high | |
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Phil Retired
Joined: 03 Aug 2001 Posts: 10007
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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Nice 1st post USCDKID.
Thirty-four years of "clean and sober" time and I've heard some good anti-drug songs. This is one of the best and I hope Lamar has heard it and taken it to heart.
No parady from me but a great thread Ub. Thanks |
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insidepresence Star Player
Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 3901 Location: Ca
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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Hey rook let me give you a standing ovation cause that takes the cake |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15100
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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UCSDKID wrote: | I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high
Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high
Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high |
Judging from your post time, I'd guess that it takes about 24 minutes for that SD schticky to kick in and compose that little gem. |
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kells1220 Starting Rotation
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 561 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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That was good USCDKID. Very poetic. |
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eniq 0x00 Star Player
Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 2724
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject: Re: How about some "Because I Got High" parodies for LO? |
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uberzev wrote: |
I was gonna have three good games but then I got high
I was gonna finish at the basket before I got high
Now Laker fans hate me and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
(Note the underlined parts should remain for correct form/syntax.)
Let's see what you guys can come up with.
Lyrics to the original song. |
Nice to see you bring in the CL-quality garbage on this site. This really does help the quality of this site. :roll: _________________ "In essence, the trade was: Shaq, Rick Fox and Gary Payton for Odom, Kwame, Mihm, Profit, 2nd round picks, a 1st round pick and 30 million in luxury tax saviings." - LakerJam
^^ Farmar
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Damn I thought my apple-pie line was gonna be gold too!
I might have to make a longer one |
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RAMATAM Starting Rotation
Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 117
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Sent THE SHOES a thank you email, and then I got high
My inbox bell began to wail, but I kept getting high
Read a thank you letter from myself, wow I’m the same guy
Because I get high, in my mind’s eye, my skill is sky high
Just funnin' ya SHOES |
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tgf5 Franchise Player
Joined: 18 Jun 2005 Posts: 11581 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Shoulda read Sacred Hoops from Phil but instead I got high
I played 4 years for the Clippers because I got high
I can't make a layup like Brown and I know why
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high |
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Crazy LA Fan14 Starting Rotation
Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 541 Location: City of Angels
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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those are freakin hilarious _________________ A Clipper/Laker Fan
--------D12, Livy, Iggy, O.J. Mayo, Randy Foye & Rudy Gay-------- |
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Dominator Star Player
Joined: 19 Nov 2005 Posts: 8671 Location: Irvine
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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I was gonna give Kobe some support, but then I got high
I was gonna play like a man on the court, but then I got high
Now I'm playing in Toronto and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high |
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thumpinghead Star Player
Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 5657
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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"its funny cuz its true"
_________________ Kevin Love. 2015. |
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targetman Star Player
Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 5503
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:37 am Post subject: |
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lakers0505 wrote: | UCSDKID wrote: | I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high
Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high
Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high | |
Hey Rook, you have found your calling! Can you come up with some catchy tunes for Kwame now? _________________ Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst. |
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