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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:56 pm    Post subject: How about some "Because I Got High" parodies for LO?


I was gonna have three good games but then I got high
I was gonna finish at the basket before I got high
Now Laker fans hate me and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(Note the underlined parts should remain for correct form/syntax.)

Let's see what you guys can come up with.

Lyrics to the original song.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject:

I wasn't going to charge Brad Miller, but then I got high
I was going to find my nuts, but then I got high
I realize I have a mangina and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause i got high
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject:

(sorry to break form, but hum along)

I was gonna grab some boards, but hey I don't try.
I was gonna score some freakin' points, but hey I don't try.
Now I'm making love, to apple pie.
Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.

I was gonna make Zev chicken soup, I think you know why.
Cannibal-ism sucks, that sh*t just ain't fly.
But even chicken's fight, until they die.
But me I don't try, me I don't try, me I don't try.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject:

well...
I played a great 1st half, but then I got high
I was going to stop taking threes, before I got high
Now they call me Lamar O'dumb, and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:14 pm    Post subject:

I was gonna drive to my right, but then I got high
I was gonna get up, and slam it through, but then I got high
Oh my god I just broke a nail, and I know why
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:27 pm    Post subject:

speaking of getting high...goodnight fellas! (and ladies)
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:28 pm    Post subject:

I was gonna take that dumbass headband off, but then I got high
I was gonna make a right hand layup too, but then I got high,
Mitch was gonna trade my dumbass too because I got high,
I still play for the Lakers and I know why, because Mitch and I got high, yeah we got high, cause we got high.

yeah it doesnt rhyme but you get the point.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:11 am    Post subject:

i was supposed to be scottie pippen, but then i got high
in games i hide in bathroom and then i get high
yeah me and smush do it all the time,
yeaaah
cause i got high, cause i got high cause i got high


i am too :roll:
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:38 am    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:56 am    Post subject:

I was gonna learn how to read a shot clock, but then I got high.
I was gonna stop gettin my shot blocked, but then I got high.
A year ago I was traded for Shaq, but now I can't fetch Frye,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:34 am    Post subject:

i was going to workout in the offseason, and then I got high
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject:

I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high

Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high

Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:51 pm    Post subject:

UCSDKID wrote:
I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high

Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high

Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:02 pm    Post subject:

Nice 1st post USCDKID.

Thirty-four years of "clean and sober" time and I've heard some good anti-drug songs. This is one of the best and I hope Lamar has heard it and taken it to heart.

No parady from me but a great thread Ub. Thanks
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject:

Hey rook let me give you a standing ovation cause that takes the cake
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject:

UCSDKID wrote:
I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high

Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high

Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high


Judging from your post time, I'd guess that it takes about 24 minutes for that SD schticky to kick in and compose that little gem.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject:

That was good USCDKID. Very poetic.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:41 pm    Post subject: Re: How about some "Because I Got High" parodies for LO?

uberzev wrote:

I was gonna have three good games but then I got high
I was gonna finish at the basket before I got high
Now Laker fans hate me and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

(Note the underlined parts should remain for correct form/syntax.)

Let's see what you guys can come up with.

Lyrics to the original song.


Nice to see you bring in the CL-quality garbage on this site. This really does help the quality of this site. :roll:
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject:

Damn I thought my apple-pie line was gonna be gold too!

I might have to make a longer one
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject:

Sent THE SHOES a thank you email, and then I got high
My inbox bell began to wail, but I kept getting high
Read a thank you letter from myself, wow I’m the same guy
Because I get high, in my mind’s eye, my skill is sky high


Just funnin' ya SHOES
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject:

Shoulda read Sacred Hoops from Phil but instead I got high
I played 4 years for the Clippers because I got high
I can't make a layup like Brown and I know why
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:24 pm    Post subject:

those are freakin hilarious
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject:

I was gonna give Kobe some support, but then I got high
I was gonna play like a man on the court, but then I got high
Now I'm playing in Toronto and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:03 pm    Post subject:

"its funny cuz its true"


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:37 am    Post subject:

lakers0505 wrote:
UCSDKID wrote:
I was gonna play against my old team, but then I got high,
I was gonna shoot ten for sixteen, but then I got high,
So Instead I went three for twelve, and I know why….
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna dominate the glass, but then I got high,
I was gonna kick Radmonovich’s *ss, but then I got high,
So he scored twice as much as me, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I gave Smush some of my weed, and he got high,
He had four turnovers indeed, because he got high,
Now we are as bad as Kwame, and I know why,
Because we got high, because we got high, because we got high

Buss was gonna trade me for draft picks, so I didn’t get high,
I didn’t want to be with the Knicks, so I didn’t get high,
I then played the game of my life, and I know why,
Because I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high, I didn’t get high

Now I am still a Laker today, so I will get high,
The trade deadline passed away, so I will get high,
Now we won’t make the playoffs, and I know why,
Because I’ll get high, Because I’ll get high, because I’ll get high


Hey Rook, you have found your calling! Can you come up with some catchy tunes for Kwame now?
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